Damn

Damn...

Bro...

Ain't life strange

Ain't it funny

Nothing matters much but love and money

Things don't work out the way you reckoned

Money comes first

And the love comes second

Yeah, it's not that he's wrong, it's just that no matter which way you cut it he doesn't believably look 36.

jew is retarded

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

36 and looks like THAT

meanwhile im 36 too and still get carded for booze

my T levels must be crazy low bros, or maybe its all the microplastics and shit

that's how they get you

36 pushing 60

This is so enviable, living like that. A sheltered NYC artist's life, never knowing what the real world was like; never having to work a real job, but somehow always getting along in theatre or whatever. Thinking it all revolves around you and whatever circle of like people in which you move. Like being in a womb or cocoon, but never emerging; always in your parents' basement, but at the same time in the big city on your own.

Wow... Just wow...

A sheltered NYC artist's life

Retard.

I don't think this is particularly profound or deep
When you were young your daddy provided all the security in your life in such a way that you didn't had to think about money and food at 16
You just took it for granted then, and are a fucking loser if it took you 20 years to realize you were that privileged
If you know this, the bitching comes off as childlish, entitled and whiny

Dood my heckin' music! i just want to create like art, maaan. Have you heard of surfjan stevens?? Now that dude has it all figured out.

when you roll 20 on a Deception check

you didn't had to think

I was with you until I saw you can't string together a coherent sentence. So I'm gonna go ahead and believe the opposite of whatever you were trying to say.

He was 38 when the movie came out. Similar case as Jason Alexander's who was 29 during Seinfeld's Pilot.

go to buy lottery ticket

cashier actually cards me

burst out laughing because it's been literally 20 years since I've been carded

cashier reads it and just says "Oof." and hands it back

boomers and pretentious millenitards think this is good and profound cinema

I'll stick with Minecraft

least materialistic semite

First as a tragedy, then a farce

Don't you enjoy looking young?

Are you okay?

dude, thats a superpower
i'm 31 and get to plow 18yo twinks non stop because i look 23

looks like any regular balding 29 year old, it's just the he looks older because he isn't wearing a gay capeshit t shirt or something.

....inconceivable...

hollywood execs still think 36 years olds today look like 36 years old from the 1970s

thinking he has an "ability" to fuck men in the ass

lol

just got served a default notice for a $20,000 loan

Have to pay in a month

Have $400 in the bank

Films where the main character declares bankuptcy?

get your bank to 0 asap, they can't impound you if you are not solvent

twinks are difficult, the cute ones are

gay people is difficult to fuck...

you live in a fantasy world of self-perceived value

literally me but backwards.

went to a trade school

got into trade for 8 years

only lost money or moved sideways switching jobs

gf left me because of insane working hours and she hated where we lived and i was a delusional faggot with a budding drinking problem

have been doing doordash and random odd jobs for 8 months for more pay with 1000x less liability

start focusing on my band, photography, and little things here and there that i hadnt realized id lost in 15 years of working and never been happier

going on indeed causes me mental pain at this point. The entire thing feels humiliating. Interviews, applying to jobs that might or might not exist. Typing up and creating a pleasing looking resume only to have to retype it all out again on the companies application page and then waiting weeks upon weeks to hear

oh sorry this position has been filled :^)

I dont think i will ever "recover" from this stint of unemployment. Spiritually and morally i dont think i can accept some faggot who cant even do my job getting pissy with me for being 7 minutes late when nobody does anything for the first 45 minutes anyway or feeling like the walls are crumbling in first thing in the morning because i see the sun as my eyes open up..

they can't impound you

He's not a car

no, you're talking about what you don't know about, the sluts are at most 20% of gays

rest of us still value beauty, most than straight people even

I'm 36 and I look exactly like that.

Realistically they can't do anything. It's an unsecured loans so there's no car to impound or asset to seize and they sure as shit can't impound me, debtors prison hasn't been a thing for like two hundred years. I'll offer to work out a payment plan with them to pay back around half of it over a few years telling them the alternative is me declaring bankruptcy and them getting nothing.

the sluts are at most 20% of gays

you live in a fantasy land, if you know 8 gays that are prudes and 2 gays that are sluts
That's not reality
You are living in a bubble

How do you know for sure which one of you is in a bubble?

how many gay male friends you have? I'm sure you haven't even talked to one
you only see the sluts because they're the visible ones, just like people that think all gays are effeminate

20,000 loan

For what anon?

Inconceivable

Nothing. Just paid bills with it.

Taking out a loan to pay bills...

I consolidated some debts into one, put a little bit more on top and then just used the extra to pay off bills. I'm not paying it back, at least not the whole thing, so makes no difference to me.

This image is probably older than many of the posters here.

Kill yourself sodomite.
Although you don't have to cause one day you'll slip and some pedophile hunter vigilantes will justifiably cave in your pedo sodomite skull in. No one but other sodomites likes you, your entire life isna humiliation ritual, until you die of AIDS or get killed by someone in righteous anger. You're not a serious person, you're barely human.

make me. ;)

36

Jesus. He looks 50.

Just go to the cash store and pay off your bill anon. It's literally that easy.

Sodomite, is that a new kind of mineral?