Lol, where are their niplels?

lol, where are their niplels?

remember the scene in crank 2? where the ferret made the guy cut off his nipples? same thing

friends

men don't have nipples

You just know they had some crazy sex there

I'm 31 and haven't had friends since I was 22

your friends

Hahah. Good one

I'm 40 and mine drifted away in my early 30s.

It’s actually over for you. People like you in their 30s don’t make new friends. People make new friends in their 30s when they have something to offer and have been prone their entire life to meeting new people and connecting. Most people in their 30s and beyond already have their friend group and aren’t looking to expand, unless it’s the right guy, which you aren’t. It’s over.

over for what? I'm in the same boat and I haven't wanted friends since high school. I've been alone so long a friend would just be an inconvenience.

Same, it's joever once all your friends have kids.

I'm not trying to make new friends buddy

Why would a bunch of middle-aged married men bathe together in pool naked?

Damn thats pretty brutal, I hope you guys at least have a wife and family. My dad has barely any friends but at least had a family.

watch anime/read mango

where are their fingernails?

i dont have friends but if i did they would NOT be jewish

most of us have nobody at all.

Why are you looking for them, hmmm? This pic for GOONING?

I feel really bad for you

40 and same here

being 30+ and having "friends" is kind of pathetic on some level. its childish

No it's not. I share my hobbies with my friends and have a great time when I see them.

on some level

You mean the incel Anon Babble fag level right?

I unironically liked the jewish episodes of Rugrats. Wildwest and Lawrence of Arabia one were also great.

People are disagreeing with you because you're speaking the truth. Normal middle-aged men have acquaintances from work and school, and catch up with drinks every once in a while. The notion that you have to spend every weekend doing "friendship" stuff (birthday parties, video games, getting ice cream, whatever) is very childish.

No wonder you're alone with that attitude

I'd rather be a happy child with friends than a hopeless smelly loner

all men know it to be true intuitively but many are in denial. so many people have a bizarre knee-jerk reaction whenever i say that

This is bait

Pretty much. When you're married with kids, you can't have a whole weekend to yourself. You make connections with other men in your situation. That means limited but highly productive relations that result in mutual benefit. Whereas manchildren are just wasting time with other losers, just finding company for their misery.

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If you're middle aged and still in contact with someone you went to school with, that's called a friend you fucking retard. No one said you have to spend time together every week.

Your idea of friendship is very narrow snd retarded though.

And yours is stuck in childhood.

"friendship" stuff (birthday parties, video games, getting ice cream, whatever) is very childish.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle a nigger.

How I know you don't have friends is that you think that we see them every week
I see my friends once every 3 fucking months
You're a loser and you're a social reject

This.

today as yesterday they still look like the Spiderland cover

Not that anon. But if you have time to chill with other dudes (kek) for hours a week, you are not an adult.

im in my early 20s and have like 8 good friends. im not trying to make you feel bad, anon, just making observations. as you grow older you get a wife, have kids, and spend time with them. thats how it goes. my dad didnt have friends really. he spent all his time with us. thats the way i want to be too. i just see older guys "hanging with the boys" as a kind of pathetic attempt to cling to the past

Not that anon

But clearly just as retarded. The point that a being made against that faggot, and you, apparently. Is that you don't needs ro see them every week or eat ice cream to still be friends with someone. I probably see friends once every month or 2.

Anybody want to be my friend?

Every time I check in with normies, they're constantly seething about being failures. They get upset that they're all eternal wagecucks and can't even get people to come hang out. Most of them don't even have children, except for one that has step children and has to hang out with another man's kids instead of friends. It's actually pathetic how much value they put on a fake idea of being normal and the inevitable pain it causes when they fail to live up to it.

most people are followers. you didnt know this since childhood?

I knew it when I was an edgelord teenager but then I completely restructured my belief system to try to give humanity a chance. Now I know better.

Is there any actual "I'm not Stu" edit of this Blair Witch moment out there?

Post an email

But I'm shy

No worries