ITT: Unresolved plot threads

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He was talking about Luuke

Why didn’t they just train Leia from the start?

the force wasnt female then

Fuck that frog

Darth Mansplainer

There's like a dozen others both in Legends and Disney canon.

retards not answering the door letting the food go cold

Do you really think Yoda wanted that cunt hanging around? If she came to Dagobah she would instantly get a yeast infection from the swamp water and start reeking. He didnt want to deal with that shit he was too old for it

He was talking about Vader.

Vader is the one who killed Palpatine and thus restored balance to the universe

sexism.
why do you think the only female jedi were a bunch of hot alien babes?

women were a mistake

That's what was implied in Return of the Jedi, but it doesn't make sense when you realise that Leia has already been captured by the Empire, which is the reason Luke is leaving in the first place. The truth is I don't think Lucas had any idea who this other hope for the Galaxy was, and just included it to leave us wondering whether Luke was going to succeed or not.

This was meant for

How come people prefer Empire Strikes back over A new Hope?
For me the first movie is far superior.

different people have different taste

Did Wonka lie about having a Juicing room?

Agreed

He was talking about Glup Shitto

Prequelcels have been shitting on ESB ever since they realized that George Lucas had almost no involvement in it.

because you're stupid fuck, that's why.
anh was a self-contained hero's journey. remove the space setting, and the only thing notable was that princess leia wasn't a damsel in distress. luke was a mary sue.
in empire, the story and the characters were made more complex.
the lore was greatly expanded with the introduction of emperor palpatine. vader was made more of a credible threat, whereas in anh, vader was just portrayed as a strong lackey of tarkin. the protagonists were portrayed as fallible.
the only downside of empire was that it ends in a cliffhanger.

he was talking about starkiller before he was retconned.

Dont you mean Darth Icky

eh, not all of them..

Pink Five. She's the key to all of this.

Do you mean Darth Insanious?

and another one

and another one

and another one

and another one

da'arth sithious, it's you!? you're the dark lord of the sith!?

George Lucas had almost no involvement in it

This isn't true at all kek. Literally every good idea in the movie came from Lucas.

females don´t need training chud

George Lucas had almost no involvement in it.

You're kidding right? Lucas initially tried to leave Kershner alone to direct (unless Kershner specifically called him for input) so that Lucas could focus on the visual effects with ILM, but when Kurtz fucked up the budget and almost tanked the whole production, Lucas came back to the set and ended up basically shadow directing the rest of the film.
People constantly try to downplay Lucas' involvement in the two OT sequels, especially Empire, to try and legitimise their quality, or at least try and use it as a reason for the perceived drop in quality for the Prequels. The truth is, plain and simple, Star Wars is very much Lucas' creation, and his stamp is on every single aspect of all six films. You want to see what Star Wars is without Lucas? Look at the Disney productions.

nigga that's FRIES!

Revenge of the Sith

Padme gives birth

Names son, Luke

Names daughter, Nellith

Wait what?

Yoda says split the children up, take Luke to Tatooine, take Nellith to Naboo

Movie ends with montage that includes Bail Organa returning to Alderaan and being greeted by a young (3ish) Princess Leia, while Obi-wan drops Nellith off at Padme's sisters place and Luke off at the Lars farm

Lucas reveals that Obi-wan lied about Leia being Luke's sister in order to protect Nellith

What effect would this have had on things do you think?

unresolved

Anakin's lightsaber falls into the abyss on Bespin
30 years later, it turns up in pristine condition
What? How?

A good question for another time, now get outta here, you :^)