Can't bruise the cr-ACK
Can't bruise the cr-ACK
when are these retarded studios going to stop hemorrhaging money by going all in on video game movies? young people don't give a FUCK about mission impossible and tom cruise has the same box office draw as a no-name at this point
Cruise had so much goodwill until Top Gun 2, it’s like the hype threatened people. Anti-American shills, anti-white shills or what?
muh box office
Tom Cruise is an awful actor.
You are either a moron or 15. Or both. He is excellent in movies such as:
Rain Man
Born on the 4th of July
Interview with the Vampire
Magnolia
Vanilla Sky
The Last Samurai
Rain Man
no mention of Few Good Men
better be careful with that opinion boyo. Anon Babble is a Cruise Control board.
Also his performance in Collateral is one of the coldest villain performances in cinema history
I forgot about that movie. He's good in The Firm too.
Dead reckoning part 1 also made less than little mermaid. Separating it into 2 parts was a mistake
The BEST Mission Impossible movie ever created. He really cannot be stopped. A true legend. Thank you Tom Cruise, seriously. Thank you for making life a bit better, a bit more awesome. But you gotta leave scientology, lying to people isn't cool.
Hey can you post your eyes for real? I’ll match, I swear to god. Timestamp paper on nose and under eyes, will you PLEASE match me? Baby please don’t disappear.
It's the Investors that lost. Cruise and crew got.paid.
Mapotherbros...
Who would you call a good actor? As far as Hollywood playboys go, Cruise is very good.
They saved the worst movie for last and turned it into a 2-parter like Hobbit. Like wtf.
Cruise is an EXTREMELY good actor actually. you just don't know what bad acting looks like. youtu.be
so, we finished that awful "syndicate" arc. What do we do now? We need a new villain, a new overall plot, new characters and so
what if... we go rogue
a fresh idea, I like it
the villain can be a... an arms dealer?
we already had one of those
what if a rogue agent decides to steal a powerful virus and demand money?
are you serious?
...
...
wait! wait! an ex agent decides to make an evil spy agency recruiting 'dead' agents. Let's call it "the guild"
this fucking wog for Xenu sake... fuck it. The new villain is going to be a supercomputer, the AI of a supercomputer to be precise. It has to be russian, obviously, we would never do something like that, and it gains consciousness by playing tic-tac-toe or something like that. Add some callbacks to previous movies, some super assassin and we are done. Oh, and since we increasingly need movies to last longer and longer, let's do it in two parts.
There are only good directors, no good actors.
GAME OVER.
go back to Anon Babble
there is nothing more insufferable than faggots talking about money
nobody gives a fucking shit
The fuck are you on about
I’m being truthful here guys, I have watched only the first mission impossible and some youtube clips of some of the latest mission impossible movies. What am I missing?
2 and 3 are pure 2000s action cinema and well worth the watch if you are into that. Just look at this absolute KINO shit.
14 hours ago
kek the weekend isn't even over
3 hours long
Why do studios keep doing this?
i can't actually remember what the last few mission impossible movies were about or what happened in them. honestly it just turned into Fast and furious for me. Not quite that bad but not too far from them either
Isn't he peak /dadcore/? Or are Xers maybe just getting on to the point going to the movies is a chore
$400 million
Fucking why and how?
hollywood style money laundering
just some action movies
didn't they rent a submarine? also all these movies are expensive cars on expensive buildings, like 3 bugatti on the burj kalifa
The movie failed because the main bad guy was boring. A "faceless" AI program is not interesting to watch.
I bet he knew this wouldn't work out financially but he did it anyways. What a Chad. He paid out of pocket to have his final kino exactly like he wanted it to
fuck off
pretty sure this one is only half of 8, so anyone who didn't see the first half (it bombed) isn't going to see this one either
DR was a legitimately awful movie and nobody wanted a part 2.
I've watched a bunch but after the first I have no idea what the plots were. Fun though
It will have legs due to not being any movie of note for the whole of June
F1
Brad Pitt is not a bigger pull than Cruise and F1 is not as global a thing as the company would like it to be. European audiences are the market for this and they're not reliable.
He really is. Slop meister.
Nigger, 28 Years Later comes out in June, it's a franchise, and it's horror.
Dead Reckoning
Final Reckoning
True R3ckoning
Dire Reckoning: Waiting At The Gates
The Reckoning
One More Reckoning
Why do they have to name all MI movies like this? Who made that decision?
Putting "part 1" in your title is even worst.
Dead Reckoning flopped too. The Mission Impossible movies went to shit with Rogue Nation and have only continued going downhill.
How did this cost $400 million? Half the movie is unironically reused footage from the other movies in the series. It's a clip show episode...
A lot of factors probably. Fallout is from 2018 and originally they wanted to make this reckoning "arc" a two back-to-back movies for 2021 and 2022. So, covid things and so. They spend like 4? 5? years making that insipid part 1 and it failed despise costing like 300 million. They had to do the usual moves to get some money back:
And you can bet your ass they panicked hard and try to rewrite/reshoot/refilm this ex-part 2.
It’s only been screening since Wednesday in my country. I went to see it with my parents and it was ok, a bit too much reminiscing but it is the last one so that’s fine I guess.
4-6 are peak spycore cinema
imagine getting btfo by Lilo & Stitch live action slop from Disney
GUYS GUYS HECKIN MONEY GUYS
Tropic Thunder
Eyes Wide Shut
The hype for that movie made other people remember that lots of americans love to be whores of the jews
A Minecraft Movie is a success because it's specifically Minecraft which is the #1 most popular, best-selling game of all time. It still didn't manage to crack a billion and most other game IPs will not perform that way.
here's the data for the whole weekend.
the foreign gross is less than $130 million.
that's about $190 million so far worldwide.
this shit is going to lose a ton of money
I saw it I thought it was amazing and pure kino
im 26 and hispanic btw
It’s going to be in theatres for another month and roughly break even. Calling it.
Making it two parts was a mistake. Typical executive myopia and greed.
Xenu must be compensated
when are these retarded studios going to stop hemorrhaging money by going all in on video game movies?
Never, hopefully, ALL videogame shows and movies are utter trash.
I just don't want to watch old guys waddling around trying to act cool, unless its a mafia or organized crime film
He should have made Edge of Tomorrow 2, he had a carte blanche blockbuster budget. This is the biggest miscalculation of his career. No actor had the momentum he did after Top Gun 2 in history. Had he and McQ really cracked the scripts for DR/FR, had they aspired to out-epic Fallout, had they not been ego-crazed and cast a name villain comparable to Darth Maul, both would have cleared $1 billion. This was Cruise's chance to btfo James Bond once and for all, but he decided to globe trot vacay for four years instead.
He still has Top Gun 3, I doubt Days of Thunder 2 happens, then again there's already talk that Nicole Kidman will return.
His next films are Judy, a messianic Musk artbluster like Bird Man which could go either way, and Deeper, a one man Abyss horror-lite that is way too expensive.
He's looking for another IP, he wanted to make Highlander but offloaded it to Cavill, it's possible he reads the room and snaps up a vidya IP unironically.
Young people watch tiktoks, not movies
Patently false.
snaps up a vidya IP unironically.
And then his career will die for good once it flops like 99% of videogame trash
Blame zoomer actors for not producing a single action actor
with such a retardedly high budget, it needs $700-800 million just to break even
You can tell Anon Babble is full of indians because it's the only corner on the internet where people talk about game adaptations unironically.
Didn't it go on to make like 500 million or some shit?
Please, just make Tom Cruise accept his age so he can go back to playing sleazy characters
he's the only actor that could one take a Kubrick scene
Cruise demands five full time chefs, one for whims of the top cast, one for crew, three for him from Scientology. He travels like a Middle Eastern prince. You never spot a speck of dust on any surface around him unless it's by design. His assistant and sister plan his day by 5-10 minute intervals. He basically lives behind three force fields and has mastered reality. That's not cheap.
work in midsize town public sector
our team's annual budget is about $10m
and we still need more money to make ends meet
whenever i hear about entertainment products costing more than $10m i find it very silly
tracking is weak. $35-40. way below fd:bl
The last one didn't, and it was somehow a better movie than this retarded mess (not saying much, it was also bad)
That is the lowest tolerable gross. Fallout is box office peak, $750 million. These were expected to do $800 a piece minimum. Top Gun 2 grossed $1.4 billion worldwide, Cruise's record. Now he will never top it unless Top Gun 3 is his greatest kino.
They're already doing that. They're making an Elden Ring movie.
But what you don't understand is that it isn't the subject matter that causes audiences to not give a fuck -- it's that Hollywood goes all-in so hard on whatever the newest fucking trend is, milking it to death just like they did capeshit until it's deader than fucking dead and every last dime has been juiced out of its corpse.
so yeah, you're going to get video game movies
you're going to get so many video game movies you're going to be fucking sick of them
because that's what happens every time there's a huge hit in this climate where everyone in Hollywood is confused by zoomers and has no idea how to make money anymore -- they latch on to whatever has a modicum of success and just fuck the soul out of it.
i was skipping through a shitty cam rip and it's all women and brown people, they even went with black female president because harris
Oh no I'm falling from a plane!
It's a good thing I had this eye protection on!
I YELL MY ICONIC LINES BECAUSE IM ACTING!
LOOK AT THE VEIN IN MY FOREHEAD AS I YELL, IM ACTING!!
i do not get "people" hating on tom cruise
guy is one of the greatest actors left alive that does his thing
is it the fact that he just does not give a fuck so triggering to certain individuals or?
doesn't give a fuck
About what exactly? He certainly gives a fuck about his Thetan levels.