Why is she bogged

60's inspired movie

hairstyles, mannerisms and dialogue are 2025 tier

Why tho?

Because modern Hollywood writers are dogshit.

Lazy, dishonest filmmaking.

You can see the outline of her nips

Sue is a hispanic woman with blonde hair

Again?

She's literally not, that's primo hot bitch physiognomy. Gay ass nigga. Or else a subversive you know who, but I won't say it. Tryna talk down on a perfect Aryan goddess. Aint no way. Not in my vicinity bitch boy. Bet you won't post body talkin bout why is she bogged. Bet.

You are mentally ill

Thought not

Why do bongs look like this?

lmao everyone in this movie looks weird as fuck. like they're all cursed

Why won't you stop bombing Gaza?

No matter whom they cast, they cannot top perfection.

These are not normal looking people

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It's who. Whom is not just a fancier who. Learn when to use it and stop embarrassing yourself.

Why won't muslims leave the promised land? Doesn't belong to them

Normies love it. Cope.

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Bitching about something so trivial like an elevator button

Woman moment

It's funny how modern culture operates. Literal bots convince people that they're consuming a good product.

I did you troglodyte. I know you have no clue about the language you so desperately try to fuck with. Fucking retard. FUCKING GODDAMN RETARD. GO BACK TO YOUR DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET ARLEADY.

worst cast ever xD

OPEN YOUR EYES

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Can you teach me, master?

jessica alba age in fantastic four movie - 23
vanessa kirby age right now - 36

THE FANTASTIC HAG

She has that English slaw jaw, and I would buy her as an invisible woman.

who doesn't like slaw?

They showed a 23 year old naked? Those sick fucks!

the fag 4

this is legitimately worst casting than pic the previous fantastic four movie

Come on dude she didn't look like that picture before filming this. She was sexy. You can tell she got some fillers or something during filming. Probably thought it'd make her appear younger.

No homo but isn’t Johnny supposed to be a Chad? Why they cast a simp looking dude?

Because having attractive women in media these days is seen as indulging the male gaze, which is considered oppressive to women from a woke feminist perspective.
So to counter the oppression, they purposefully hire women who are not pretty, or make women unpretty.

I think Cousin is a good actor but completely wrong for the Thing although I suspect he might surprise me and pull it off. The rest is a fucking car crash tier. Just abysmal.

The only one I can see working is the Thing. He is the guy from The Bear, right? I also remember him in The Big Short.
Johnny is a fucking joke. Pedro is a lame cuck. Kirby I like as an actress, but this was the wrong role for her.

Wine Aunt-Coded

He is the guy from The Bear, right? I also remember him in The Big Short.

He's from the Bear but he wasn't in Big Short.

Neanderthal cranium

Fate of the capeshitter

I Googled it, I was thinking of Jeremy Strong.
I never saw the Bear, but I have seen him in it, and he does have the right voice I feel like.

She has a very weak, almost receding chin, it's a wonder she made it in Hollywood

The FF aren't supposed to be physically ideal people (like Jessica). They are supposed to be a charming adventure family.
If they come off as a charming adventure family, this movie will do great.

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sirs this is simply fantastic

Nah it's just the zog agenda trying to force dysgenic people to demoralize everyone

Blonde white women with vaguely mulatto features (whether natural or enhanced via plastic surgery) are the peak aesthetic.

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Vanessa Kirby is an elfin goddess.

mr fantastic is performing lobotomies and studying eugenics, refers to the cook as a “good natured negro, unlike that dr.king” also has a few vials of cyanide inside a cupboard incase the Cubans don’t move their missiles.

Mrs fantastic is popping legal stimulants and preparing for a divorces as soon as the feminist no contest laws come

ben is regularly flooded with emotion from Vietnam flashbacks and accidently squashes a Korean boy because he thought it was the same kid from the war he had to kill otherwise he would have reported their position

Johnny spend his fee time burning students at university campuses for protesting integration

Would have been kino.

his hair/wig genuinely fucking triggers me

those are just spics

Well they don't, so it's fucked.

Sue is meant to be a bombshell, which she isn't.
Johnny doesn't look like Johnny. They even said he won't be a cocky womaniser, which is the whole point of the character.
Pedro is just lame, anyone else would have been a better cast.

These movies are written by people born in the 90's who know fuck all about the 60's except the heckin civil rights movement.

Here's your invisible hag, bro

you should read planetary, the bad guys in it are evil fantastic four, and they're kind of like that

You are wrong. The usage of whom is correct. Whom is used when "who" is the dative, genitive, or accusative of the sentence (in other words, the object).

The Fantastic Bore
The Fantastic Whore
The Fantastic Snore
The Fantastic Chore

pajeet copers are saying its because "its a 2025 tv game ad" as if it was filmed for that. when it clearly leads directly into the scene where the thing is cooking lol

Why are they going for old walled f4, pedro will look like a raisin in 5 years how the fuck are they supposed to be the future of the mcu

Maybe the World really is ending and they were told to entertain the masses as best as they can to distract the poors.
They hate the poors with a passion so this is what we get at the end of the world. fuuuck