Dies of starring in too much kino

dies of starring in too much kino

what the fuck is that head hahaha did you photoshop it i mean come on

Deer Hunter sucks and it's just him playing Fredo again

It's called the Chad Embrace

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He's had time to think things over

A literal galaxy brain. What was his IQ? Why did he start in movies rather than writing and directing them? or like curing diseases?

Michael should have forgiven fredo

Don't google Hafez al-Assad (Bashar al-Assad's dad)

Gape status???

I have familiarised with Assad clan before, his head is normal

his head is normal

on what fucking planet? ayyy lmao

Retard

the kino dome

Johnny Ola introduced him to his barber.

lel

hot baloon ahh head

You guys think this guy was probably hung like a little boy right? He was like 5’3” and 90lbs and had an ocean of sadness in his eyes.

martin short is doing what he can't now

and had an ocean of sadness in his eyes

He definitely had a lot of it to pull from. This is one of the most realistically pathetic performances on film.
youtube.com/watch?v=N0Os0Q9SA2k

Yeah great actor, don’t get me wrong. Just wondering where the pain came from

making it in movies at his age = had a lot of rejections and survived on low pay in theater jobs. then CANCER

some people are just really good actors and can channel this kind of energy on command. I dont believe he was a sad person irl.

Also his hair falling out quietly in the background all the while

Look up who that head was married to.

He should have dealt with Fredo discreetly.
Showing emotion is showing weakness.

"Anger is a puppet string you hand to your enemy"

Marcus Aurelius, (paraphrased)

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Died of being married to Meryl Streep actually

Did he get his cancer from catching her pussy warts like Michael Douglas’ throat cancer from Catherine Zeta-Jones?

Fuck me if women's STD's aren't deadly

well zeta-jones got ass cancer from michael raw fucking her ass so who knows who gave the hpv to who

Bit sus that the hpv infection manifested in the throat and not the mouth desu

From what I've heard the throat is much more sensitive than the mouth when it comes to tumors, also Michael was a smoker and that adds another dangerous factor along with the hpv.

I enjoyed the first movie more than the second. He has a weird accent in the second one, whereas in the first one he seems more normal just autistic in his delivery.

Character actors used to help make the leads look virile +handsome

It could just be a personality type.
t. usually sad even though my life is actually pretty good

He had a lot on his mind

Michael was a fucking pussy
Senator should've taken him out

I've only seen the first Accountant movie, but I watched the trailers of the second one. I like the idea of acquiring a savant ability. I shitpost for hours in the hope of someday achieving it.

true but how to avoid my dick's HPV vag is kill?
I always wear a condom but come on.

he was 5'11" lol

don't fuck any woman over 30, or ask them if they got the hpv vaccine in case you aren't sure about their age

That vaccine works about as well as the Covid shot. Everybody on earth gets hpv, it’s just a part of growing up. 99.9 percent of people just go get some ointment from their doctor and never have to worry about it again.

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Nah, it's not the coof mrna bullshit. The hpv vaccine actually works but they only started giving it to pre-teen girls a few years ago so all the old roasties are still spreading hpv around.

Whatever you want to tell yourself to get through life pal.

The HPV vaccine works, it's just that it doesn't knock out "all" strains of HPV. When the HPV vaccine came out, they wouldn't give it to you if you were over the age of 30 since if you were that old and sexually active then odds are you've already got it.

It simply hasn't been enough time and enough generational shift for the HPV vaccine to knock out most cases of it. The older population is still skewing the metrics.
t. 40 with the biggest genital warts this side of the Mississippi (formerly, they've been frozen off)

Normal in the turd world, sure.

Is he the Yakubian antichrist?

Imagine having the confidence to go out in public with that haircut.

the chad embrace