/ftl/ Fishtank Preseason 4 #599

KLAUSP2 ALWAYZ WINS BAYBEEE

where is everyone

jet is mr jefferson coded

this thread isn't real we're still in

now that i think about it he's more of a nathan in this situation

smoking on that Lubecooch pack RIP bozo you won't be missed

why is nobody talking about mace from season 4? jet even put that gay little stripe over the picture and everything

You guys are fucking with me, right?
There is actually a season 4 of "sam ties to abuse people for money but he gets soft"?

our terrorist queen CK <3

JET IT UP

stfu claire you dirty whore

Betty is just projecting
that goofy has definitely traded ass for drugs before I can tell by her gaunt gremlin face

that's abi not me i would never capitalize that name

maybe you're the one projecting about her projecting

good girl

claire couldn't get jet hard? so does that confirm josie is a throat goat?

did abi make porn too or was that just a you thing

sextape leak

How much does Sam pay for these threads anyway?

Based and Taylo>:) pilled

she still lurks thoughbeit

jet and claire hatefucking LIKE RABBITS

i fully believe

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hate?

crazy how accurate this was and that claire even referenced the original

they're just shit testing each other rn

i love penis in my mouth

WE ARE GOING BACK TO Anon Babble

What is this even from?

Isaac status?

fishtank ppl as riverdale characters
archie - tj
betty - taylor
veronica - claire
jughead - richard
big ethel - sylvia
dilton - sloth
reggie - brian
cheryl bombshell - ck
fp jones - chip
fred andrews - ben
moose - mauro
kevin - rusty
sheriff keller - charleston white
josie - jasmine
alice cooper - shadi
mr cooper - jimmy

swap chip and ben and i stand by this

currently sitting in the cuc.kchair wearing the cuc.kphones

claudia and jet neptune doing daddy dom rp made me throw up in my mouth
what the fuck is wrong with people

ew my bad

Kino

bye pedophiles

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Isaac is a victim... But he should've seen this coming when he started dating a 5/10 20yo crashout disney adult swiftie.
Hopefully he can recover from all this psychological manipulation and emotional trauma.

bad news everyone Scott's wife has contracted HIV please remember Scott and his family in your thoughts and prayers

sigh trust the plan

please tell me the plan didnt involve ck

Wtf is this

jet every season: last season we had no idea what we were doing but this time it's different, that was the pilot episode what you're about to watch is what fishtank was always supposed to be
ben: dude it'll blow your fucking mind

creature knows

had 2 go back 2 the drawing board when she got arrested but i'm resourceful
elementor is taking over duh!

Will Shelby Clayton of Onlyfans and Pornzog.com fame be returning?

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I'm thinking of encasing the clabi polaroid in some 3d clear resin cube so I can repeatedly coat it in various bodily fluids again and again

ok so the plan is just more nancy drew shit instead of taking a stance

yeah but this time they're hitting a generational back to back epic stride

anyways

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born salesmen, works every time

why did vgr tell his whole extended family about his parasocial online girlfriend? he didn't even try to lie and pretend they met under normal pretenses

scott sullivan mma

it was supposed to be like buffalo 66

never seen claire do a double reply…

shes done plenty

on track for /ftl/ to just be klaus and 4 guys pretending to be claire by season 4

billy brown hates his family thoughbeit and also claire is an ugly retarded dogface cunt whereas christina ricci was one of the most beautiful women in the world in that movie

Love this pig girl. I say, "I do" and she says, "oink"

Yeah except he is a faggot

AND I FALL FOR IT
SEASON 4 IS GONNA BE AWESOME

wn2b remembering the rule

new slut machines

We should only be discussing S4 and BG2 and put ourselves in good graces with the janitors

Sylvia

Summer

Bex

thank u next

Josie

Abi

Claire

can a nigga get some summary on what happened in 3 all i remember is they lived outside and jon got sent home or something
who are the hottest sluts this year?
sam sell some fish tank pin up calenders for merch

anyways

wrong file name

Wdym

Hi shadi omen

Haley

Kato

Letty

tayleigh ripped off xaviers mask and mauro said bye pedophiles then letty wore a bikini or something during the cell challenge idk i never watch the cell challenges

Does anyone have a straight answer on what is happening or what's coming up?

You do what?

sam paid hiro again

Oh lord

nothing

Kill Sylvia
Fuck Summer
Marry Bex
Easy

what caused lance to crash out?

I need a new ftl boywife to crush on so bad. Cole is fading from my memory.

my bad big gyal

It's time for extreme peace boyo, we will be discussing each skit hundreds of times over per day

nobody knows anything. not even jet moxley goodson, jet orion neptune, or benjamin taylor

Kill Josie
Fuck Abi
Marry Claire
Easy

H

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invest in ted just trust me

bbc
jet
???

idk but his betty manatee video is funny

youtu.be/HkHdhoSKrbs

Many are thinking of him.

Kill Haley
Fuck Letty
Marry Kato
These are too easy

are they doing the road trip soon?

they hate each other now

He resides in my thoughts every second of every day for my entire life

no road trips

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I love Smmack

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Bloodgames starts early next month according to Lynch/Ben's podcast. S4 starts after, though the date/cast are currently unknown
Nobody asked you to be here, tranime spammer

Meant for
Sorry

yeah well she allowed herself to be gaslit by that jealous korean walrus

Thanks fren

why?

jacob hooked up with creature not letty

BG2 is season 4

theories from what they posted/hinted at

BG2 is within S4. Starting mid june, likely delay. It will have a new cast, and lead into S4 after 2 weeks

or... S4 first, then BG2 in September (or the opposite)

BG2 is PvP hunger games inspired with a gulag and factions

S4 is mad men/don draper/corporate/severance cult themed with fishtank food products being sold

Dude, get this. She's dressed as a clown. Weird right? But wait, she's also holding up a book about the Third Reich. That's fucking based she's like dressed as a clown, which is pretty goofy but kinda hot? She's like a sexy based chick and funny too so like yeah I'm obsessed with her and I'm a faggot and this show sucks and anyone who watches it should shot in the head

She's living in Thailand now.

Klaus is a rapist

chicken anthony cheated on letty with tj

S4 is mad men/don draper/corporate/severance cult themed with fishtank food products being sold

I wish this was true

stale

It will have a new cast

I hope that means different former cast members and not randos

True

BG2 is PvP hunger games inspired with a gulag and factions

i'm sure this will be TOTALLY fun to watch. and not at all a thing that's only fun when you're there in person. i'm sure jet definitely is NOT convinced it will be kino because he personally is having fun larping.

Anyway, what's wrong with you freaks? Why are you so mean? You don't know these people

im in love with claire and it feels wrng any1 else?

I love my socially conscious afro-latinawife

it is

jet tweet of don draper showing s4 logo

ben watching mad men to “prepare for something”

stocks and mock food ads being introduced

Well if true, this will probably be the best season. All I can really hope for is no streamstar fags. Anything would be better than those trash

I am a good person

Yes, she has grown on me a lot.

Goth is boomer
Smaack is antigoth

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jet also said nobody from stream stars but i assume anybody that auditioned is cut from a similar cloth

No fans = life and love
Fans = death and hate

You know what's better than the board being spammed with threads during Fishtank? Mentally ill freaks spamming the board before the creators even say when the shows coming out. We really need "pre-season" threads every day, where the same six people obsess over the same ugly women for years and stalk them and post their ugly faces everywhere. We really need the biggest losers on the internet posting about how deranged and pathetic they are.

For me its Tayleigh

Honey I Shrunk My Scott... ;-)

For Tayleigh it's meth

You know she is a good lay am I right?

nothing points to BG2 being an all star season. they don't want to pay anyone and will likely just accept whoever shows up to be an NPC on their own dime

yeah its going to be scuffed, will make better use of the map though. I doubt it will always be PvP, how are you even supposed to mod that

manifesting the polaroid proceeds going to ck's bail fund

he he oh yeah brother