Who is hotter, Daphne or Velma? Who would you rather be with in real life?
Who is hotter, Daphne or Velma? Who would you rather be with in real life?
Daphne obviously
Velma
Daphne is hotter but Velma's outfit was sexier
Depends.
Which Velma? if Velma has big titties then Velma
daphne
women (ie velma) who see themselves as smart are insufferable
I’ve thought long and hard about this and Daphne is the best choice in the long run, despite being a Velmabro when I was younger
This. FPBP Velmafags neck yourselves she wouldn't go for you either.
black velma
Velma
Nearly all of Velma's love interests have been ripped Chads.
velma does anal and eats ass
shaggy or Fred's?
Scooby dooby doo’s!
That's because you're stupid yourself.
Women think that they're smart for reading fiction and philosophy, and having "eq". Meanwhile they are incapable of spatial or logical reasoning. It's disgraceful
I want to dress my gf up as a slutty Daphne unironically
So you're saying I'm her type? Hot diggity dog!
Just the miniskirt, but Daphne's dress is short enough.
Something about a pleated mini skirt is so much hotter than a dress though
That's true, but a tight little dress is still great.
I don't really like the sweater, either.
If you say Velma, you're a faggot.
daphne has all the perks of being the stereotypical stacy without being stupid like the stereotypical stacy is so her absolutely
I’m glad velmafags are finally dying out on Anon Babble, Daphne was always hotter.
They made Velma too bitchy in more recent series + Mindy.
They are both good choices. The glasses push me towards Velma. If Daphne wore glasses I'd go more towards Daphne.
Daphne.
Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how weird all this is.
Look. Here's a screenshot from the old show. That's what classic Velma actually looks like. She's got glasses and hair covering half of her face. She's wearing that frumpy bag of a sweater that obscures all femininity. She's wearing a skirt of course, but her overall her design has her features all blobbed up and hidden damn near like a Dark Souls character. There's nothing about her design or personality that warrants any typical sexual stirrings, and if you saw this exact person in public (assuming her fashion didn't make her stand out) the only time you'd give her a second look is if you heard a fart and everybody turned to blame her. Getting the urge to jerk off from Velma makes slightly more sense than jerking off to Plank from Ed Edd & Eddie, and that's completely ignoring the fact that there's a traditionally attractive redhead right next to her half the time, specifically designed to be "the pretty one."
Yet a ton people seem to have all simultaneously sexualized her with increasingly dissimilar depictions that defy any assumptions of the appeal of subtly. You're usually not even jerking off to Velma at this point. It's like Bigdad's interpretation of Gaz, where somebody projected their sexual feelings onto a completely nonsexual character. Then other artists played off that interpretation and made more artwork using variations of that design. Then it gets to you, and by that time you're jerking off to your own perception of someone else's interpretation of someone's fetishized assumptions that they've projected onto an animated chess club reject who looks like a deflated life raft. You realize you're jerking off to the mutated jerkoff fantasy of a dozen people, and then you realize that this is most of Anon Babble.
Anon Babble is literally thousands of anons masturbating to ideas within ideas within projections of ideas, like some kind of autistic porn parody of Inception.
velma looks like she'd do amateur fart porn
It's kinda like cuteness aggression but it leads to sexual attraction, viewing a character as cute leads to them feeling the need to sexualize it and fantasize about fucking it
Cartoon
Daphne
2002 movie
Velma
bigbad's Gaz
wow I never even knew this existed. You're right, this is completely retarded
Velma porn gets me thinking in a way that makes me realize how weird all this is.
People sell it on the idea that she's got a rockin' body that you just can't see because the sweater obscures it. Even looking at that screenshot, her chest is well-defined.
That, or you just get fatfags.
Daphne
you just know
I prefer heavily pregnant Velma, with Johnny Bravo as the father, and the two are completely smitten with one another.
I said Velma as a kid, but dealing with women as an adult made realize women like Velma are usually neurotic wrecks. I want a Daphne in the sense that a bimbo or female jock/meathead type doesn't have that kind of psychology and crippling levels of self-consciousness. They're more in touch with their femininity and have a better understanding of how to use it.
Velma does all that deep intellectual stuff for work or whatever and goes and gets railed by the garbage man who calls her a four eyed bitch and chokes her sometimes.
I don't want a handmaid or whatever but there's value to a woman who can at least work alongside a man if she doesn't completely follow his lead.
t. just got ghosted last week by a Velma
for me, it's scooby, in a dress, i'm not gay!
This is the objective, correct answer
ONLY reason at all Velma's name is ever brought up in conversations about being hot is because Linda Cardellini was really hot back in the day when she played her and has nice tits. As a result everyone pretends the cartoon Velma is the same hotness
Buffy is hotter.
Review pregnant Anne Frank porn and give us your two cents on that
Daphne for both because Velma has a worse personality.
Velma if she was very hairy and didn't shave anything (legs, armpits, happy trail, nips, forearms, etc.) and if she got a bit chubbier.