A million documentaries about the nutty putty cave

A million documentaries about the nutty putty cave

0 documentaries about the Rainbow Valley, the sleeping beauty, the german woman and green boots from the Everest

Stupid white shit.

We can revive them once we have the technology.

They should do one on the first woman to die on Everest

How are there even unidentified people on Everest when every trip costs tens of thousands of dollars and requires massive licensing and is done in groups

They have to keep up the guise that climbing the highest mountains is an epic and cool adventure to hide their method of sacrificing rich people to Moloch

ive never heard of any of these and i am not doing homework to engage with your dumb ass thread.

They only started implementing the high fees after so many people were dying because they thought they could climb on their own and weren't as skilled as they thought/were woefully unprepared.

Humiliation ritual

are climbers completely sociopathic or simply lack a soul to begin with?

"Help me, I'm American."

sacrificing rich people to Moloch

Moloch does not accept that kind of sacrifice and you knew that already.

I'm reading about the Sleeping Beauty case right now and it's actually insane that she was seen alive three different times over the course of two days while stranded on everest and nobody could actually help her

That seems so much worse than if she just got lost and died alone

i want to nutty putty in yer mums cave

He also doesn't accept chickens but that didn't stop the Anon Babblelacks from freaking out about that one Hilary staffer email

"Ice to meet you."

Why haven’t they retrieved his body?

le chad hiker vs the virgin shitposter.jpg

Touch a mountain

I really like those rocks.

The fuck are you supposed to do?

literally no one climbed mountains for fun before the invention of the camera.

just carry a 80kg frozen body while running on one third of the usual oxygen

Just risk your life to bring back the body of a retard who himself wanted to risk his life for a little adrenaline, bro.

if you die up there, then you made a mistake or weren't strong/prepared enough, it's your fault and the body should stay there

risk your life to save a corpse

Go for it, bro. What's stopping you?

Anon Babblefags didn't matter, it was all the undecided Cubans in Florida in 2015.

not forgetting that the bodies are stuck to the ground due to frost and ice, you have to dig with a pickaxe to free them

Evil Knievel could get those bodies down

nuh uh

this is the rainbow valley

What the fuck

ya huh

Pretty convenient they’re all next to each other.

She's just resting, leave her alone, creep!

Why not put them on snow boards and just push them off the side?

I'm pretty sure they die in the middle of the trail and the guides just chuck them there

no zombie horror movie set on mt everest base camp with all the climber corpses shambling down in the middle of a storm

If you guys want an actual harrowing and interesting story with loads of potential for a dramatic story, read about the first ascent of K2 and all the crazy drama involving the climbers.

It's called snow, pedro

As already observed they're both frozen solid and frozen to the mountainside, it would be a tremendous effort to pry any of them up

Are there no animals on Everest to eat the corpses or are they so high up that not even animals fuck with going that high?

Tell me about Annapurna, why does it have a 32% fatality rate?

Based sherpas. Don’t want a bunch of corpses crowding up the trail

Above 8,000 meters altitude there is simply not enough oxygen to sustain life (people doing the peak of Everest carry oxygen tanks)

This for real
Also Jews go there

Humans can barely survive up there without oxygen tanks.
An animal with less endurance and poor energy conservation like a snow leopard will struggle a lot more.

Why do people do this retarded shit? Is it really just because they can afford to? Why does money make people retarded?

Theres plenty of everest movies

you just know

well, look at it

It's a useful landmark to know where you are on the mountain. I'm not even joking. This faggot's legacy is being a signpost for other faggots.

I want to make a meme of Mario Kart and this but I'm too lazy.

Imagine being the corpse at the lowest elevation. The one everyone sees and whispers to their buddy how it's not even that cold at that height.

Even back in the 1950s, there were entire organizations and institutes that funded this shit and made the climbers into something resembling celebrities.
If not for just an abstract sense of fulfillment, there was certainly a financial motivator for some people to climb

This attitude is why Europeans invented just about everything worthwhile in your pathetic little life, from conveniences to technology to medicine, and you're a miserable jealous lil brown boi with a chip on his shoulder.

Do the world a favour and kill yourself, you're less than a rat.

YETI'D

Isn't a common trope among zombie autists that subzero temperatures are the safest to survive in?

For me, it's David Sharp

What have you invented anon? How does dying on a tourist attraction despite being hardcarried by some great value Pajeets advance the human civilization?

Anon Babbletranny meltdown

this whyte boy bubblin

Im no ai expert this is the best could do with my daily free pictures.

If I was on that mountain with my kids, those people wouldn't have froze like they did.

There would have been a lot of open flames and then me saying, 'Ok, we're going to go down the mountain warmly, don't worry.'

Why not climb up with a retractable wingsuit?

Get too tired to keep climbing

Instead of dying, you can just activate wingsuit, hop off a ledge and glide down the mountain back to civilization

cringe yet based

You upset the jeets.

Why not just go up in a comfy helicopter

The sherpas would shoot you down

Some at the lower altitudes get picked by scavengers but no, there's basically no wildlife near the top. How could there be? It's entirely permafrost and rock.

it'd be too dangerous to remove one of them

literally tie a rope around his leg and let a drone do the work

those people are breakdancing. nice try, though.

....but I desperately need to live in a white community.

Excluding me and condemning me to live among non-whites, among my own kind, is a fate worse than death

with all this jeet attention you'd think I was a baby animal.

get to the bottom of the mountain going mach 3

oh no

Those sherpas are making bank out of these retards

You'd just break their leg off kek.

Good lol

look, i made it to the top of everest, it was a huge accomplishment!

oh wow, what was it like

Someone else did all the work and i just stood in line with a bunch of other dipshits waiting for my turn to go wow, look at me, i did it.

You're supposed to use a parachute to land.

he looks comfy

Stormnigger emotional breakdown

They don't want people to watch and start asking why none of them are Jewish

I noticed that you didn't call him a liar

They probably place bets on which retards they'll never see again.

Did Jews force those retards to climb up an inhospitable mountain without enough oxygen?

jews hate mother nature. It's why they love taking what nature creates, like a beautiful tomboy, and ripping her tits off, turning her into a grotesque mockery of a man. They're literally at war with mother nature.

bready close?

I was thinking like birds but admittedly I don't know shit about wildlife so I don't know how high birds can safely fly.

braindead tourists whose own arrogance makes them underestimate mother nature and think it can't happen to them.

If you could leave any DVD or VHS at the top of Everest what would it be?

Did she die jerking off?

A demon wants like three people to die on a mountain?

Yeah people in this thread will try to downscale the magnitude of Mt. Everest even though it's the highest point on the planet. You need oxygen to get to the top. People want the feeling of literally of being on top of the world that they would put their lives at risk and create an entire industry to facilitate that.

People found her before death, unclothed to her thermal underwear.

the whore was begging for it, just hours before death. women are insatiable sluts.

no one really dies on everest anymore. like i imagine it was pretty crazy in the 80's through 2010's, but anymore, it's basically been solved. anyone climbing now is extremely wealthy, and overly prepared. each person has an army of sherpa's paid to do most of the work for you. they have so many ways to "cheat" with advanced weather forecasting, insane gear tech and prep, acclimation strategies and literal tanks waiting for them at the plethora of camps established over the years.

It's free AC up there.

This attitude

Retard. People like Columbus and Cortez sailed to the Americas and conquered entire continents because they KNEW there was a CHANCE to gain from it.
What do these retards gain from climbing a mountain they KNOW carries risk with no reward whatsoever. What scientific field are they advancing? What are they discovering?

I did the Annapurna circuit a few years ago and my sherpa was one chill dude, loved everything and everyone

He did hate israelis tho

Once it becomes economically feasible you will see the same tourist type attraction to trips to the moon and they will act like they are some big space explorer.

1921-1990 - 1 in 4 climbers died

since 1990, the death rate is around 1% of total climbers

That makes sense when you realize that the before was all professional cilmbers and the after were people trying to emulate them.

Retard

Problem Child 2

Wow you took a random internet comment super personally. Good job retard.

What have you invented anon?

At what point did he claim that he individually invented anything? And what bearing does that have on the conversation?
His statement was that White people have pretty much invented everything that the modern world relies on and views is worthwhile. And, at least in general, that sounds fairly correct to me. Do you have anything to say that's going to contradict that? Because THAT would be relevant to what we're discussing.

Attack your opponent's argument, not a Strawman.

And he was responding to someone who took a random internet conversation about people that died while climbing is a chance to make a serious statement about White people.
So what's your point?

Have the bodies all been looted? Anyone check all the pockets? Probably some rare items in a place like that.

Are they? I don't see many Sherpas living mansions.

I read the manga Kokō no Hito, it was absolute and utter kino

You don't even have to make it to the moon to be the first female astronaut.

and green boots from the Everest

Freezing to death / hypoxia is significantly less shitty than what the nutty putty guy went through. You basically just fall asleep and don't wake up.

"Stupid white shit....", the brown inferior told himself, sitting and watching idly from the sidelines as White people sailed to new continents, climbed previously unclimbed mountains, landed on the Moon, etc.

I did the Everest Base Camp hike in 2018. It was a very fun and challenging experience for an amateur hiker with just a little bit of experience, you don't need to have 'climbed mountains' to be able to do it. You just need hiking experience and prepare correctly.

That was more than enough to enjoy how beautiful that whole region/mountain range is, and you can actually have an enjoyable experience without risking your life. I highly recommend it to anyone who likes hiking and want a little bit of a challenge with a definable end goal. There is no way I'd ever go further because at that point it's just flexing and risking your life for no reason.

Imagine being one of the retards who died below the death zone.

Since niggers don't climb up there probably not

I would listen

Pretty sure two dudes did this with a paraglider and saved like 3 days of climbing.

Everest is inherently less interesting because you know everyone who died up there was a rich idiot who paid a colossal sum of money to be dragged up there so they could get home and brag to their golf buddies about how they've been to the top of Everest, only they got a bit tired and fell over and then passed out.

John Doe going in a cave with his family and then drowning to death is horrifying and vaguely relatable. A commercial diver getting explosively decompressed because the retard outside pulled the wrong lever is horrifying and relatable. The only good mountain stories are the historical ones of expeditions, at least they were trying to do something even though it was stupid.

The Abyss

That’s snow

bringing up Anon Babble out of nowhere

Bro you need to seek help.

Non-whites absolutely sneeding at this post

Its probably reasonable to go up to the death zone and no further. Its significantly less deadly... and probably good training for other mountain climbs too. Plus you can say that you climbed into the death zone of Everest (even if it was just 20 feet above it for 3 minutes to get a selfie).

Didn't the nutty putty guy just pass out from all the blood pooling in his head? Sure, it'd be uncomfortable, but a lot of those guys slowly shut down from the rocks cooling their bodies leaving their brain as the last thing to finally fade out. Nutty Putty guy was only alive for 27 hours, some of those guys last a week.

You see this right here? This is the mark of a true idiot.
He's talking VERY confidently about a situation he knows literally nothing about or the complicated details of, due to being completely ignorant on the topic and likely only having life-experience relevant to living in his parents' home.
But he's not even smart enough to realize that he is in fact ignorant of those things. He is instead too stupid to even know that he is ignorant. Too stupid to realize his own stupidity.

That right there is TRUE idiocy in it's most genuine, undiluted form.

This. And then leave a movie about climbing to the highest point on Earth at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

All the people above the death zone were pretty much done within a few hours.... and most of them just sorta got really tired and fell asleep due to hypoxia.

The guys who died below the death zone because they fell and broke a leg or something... those ones have got to suck.

stop posting

That's considerably easier, since you can just tie a heavy weight to a DVD and drop it in the right place.

This. Everybody knows the SMART way to die is from Diabetes, drug-abuse or getting shot in a gang-related drive-by.

It says 1 in 4 not 1 to 4.