according to werner herzog, this animal is capable of killing most humans 1 on 1.
According to werner herzog, this animal is capable of killing most humans 1 on 1
Probably true, id win though
I'd fucking heem that bear, I'm not some limp wristed eurofag.
simply punch it in the nose and wallah, it will run away.
Would a sword help you here or not really?
That seems plausible
i believe other people besides werner herzog would make this assertion
Either you win or the bear does.
It's a 50/50 chance.
Not if you poke them in the eyes, or kick him in the balls. Discombobulate.
listing possibilities == outcome ratios
No fucking way. Next you'll be telling me that bullets can kill people!
source?
Bears are scaredy cats. If you make a lot of noise they'll run away.
unless they’re hunting and you’ll lure them right to you…
uhm, in english doc
Black bears. Try that with a grizzly with cubs near by, they’ll eat ya. Fortunately we’ve driven them almost to extinction
mannn that bear ain’t catchin me lackin. got dat switch tucked
If you can't beat a bear you're a nu-male
I have a ruger super redhawk alaskan in .44 mag, with buffalo bore +p+ rounds. Unless it can reform a skull and brain, it’s not going to win.
How many men you need to have to beat one grizzly bear?
Just one and a pit full of pointy sticks. I nominate you as the one
Unless it can reform a skull and brain, it’s not going to win.
They can.
Bears are slow as shit lmao look at those fat ass arms. All i have to do is
dodge slow ass swipe
punch bear's nose, staggering it
dodge slow ass swipe again
ram thumbs into bear's eyes iguanodon style, now it can't see or smell
dodge slow ass swipe again
right hook into bear's chin knocking it out
We conquered these fatasses with just sticks and stones. Now that we have shit like MMA training and Animal Planet we can easily take down a bear with just our hands.
*Panics* *misses* *panics even harder as its running 30mph* *manages to get a hit in on its shoulder before it’s ontop of you and rips your throat out* Nothing personal boomer
You can just roll through those swipes with I-frames, ezpz.
Just punch it. Ezpz
wallah
wallahi habibi you will sit there and watch the fluffy thing chew your nuts and swallow them
euroChads on americucks' minds 24/7
you love to see it
The average adult male could kill it with relative ease, even if barehanded. A gorilla, however, is a death sentence to any opponent. Adult silverbacks are not only highly intelligent, they're stronger than any other mammal. Simulations have proven not even 100 coordinated humans could take a single silverback out.
May I see these simulations?
most
Can gorrila defeat a grizzly bear in 1 on 1 combat?
I doubt. Bears sometimes are capable to defeat a tiger.
Gorillas have no stamina though. All you need to do is do the ol hit'n'run with jabs and backing away. The first 10 minutes might be dangerous but after that it's easy pickings. Eventually it's energy will run out and you can just snap it's neck
I'm sure to win because of my superior tactical mind.
Gorillas have a lot more tools than bears, bears can only paw swipe and bite. Gorillas are highly capable in noticing patterns, meaning that after the gorilla baited the bears moveset, it could then anticipate its moves and counter them with precision punches to the vitals. Their thumbs also allow them to go for instant KO moves like eye gouging or temple puncturing. Not to mention that its superior agility allows it to climb onto the bear's back and chokehold it from there, ensuring a bloodless victory.
ive got woodland acres attached to my property thats mostly only walked by my family and my landlord and I went out there the other day and I saw up in a tree a big ass black bear a stones throw away, I know people say they typically run from humans and whatever but man it fucking ruined my woodland walks for me, sometimes I go pretty deep and if I see a bear on my way back I'm gonna shit myself
listing possibilities or outcome ratios
its a 50/50 chance
even if you can get it to throw it's full weight onto the tip of the sword, you're going to get crushed
I can wait it out. Last laugh and all that.
Gorillas are strategical animals, they will only commit if they're 100% sure it'll be worth it.
don't fight the bear goyim just roll over and die
t. her(((ZOG)))
it's a bear
If I was Timothy Treadwell I would said something funny like 'OH MY GOD ITS BEARRELING RIGHT TOWARDS ME" then I'd turn at wink at the camera before getting eaten alive.
He was up the tree because he heard you coming and ran up there because he was scared. You’re just a huge pussy
That’s not how math works, Terrance.
Most? Who the fuck would survive facing a grizzly bear unarmed?
The guy is messing with you. A gorilla would stand no chance against a grizzly.
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gently btfo any bear any time
Grizzly
Grizzly are just average Brown Bears. The only difference is that they are better than the others walking on 2 legs.
When you ponder about an Ûber-Brown Bear, you call it's grizzly, but it's a Kodiak Bear.
A Kodiak Bear would win most fight against a silverback. Of course gorillas can land devastating blows, but a Kodiak is just built different
Me.
MOO DENG, YOU COST KAMALA THE ELECTION
Kek
according to werner
might as well say “according to retarded hipster german”
No one can defeat a bear
Davy Crockett did.