Girls, have you ever met a guy who built his entire personality around the fact that he had a big dick?

OK, its true, she has great titties

just doodle some shit on me

MY VAGINA!!!!

We got it, you're mad you have a small cock.
Now, is it worth spamming the board with shitty threads?

OI WAIS GAIPED EEN ME PRIME!

They aren't just doodles, they all mean something. Like that one on her right shoulder, it's about this one time when this guy stopped fucking me and I was really sad about it but then this other guy started fucking me and I felt better, I realized there is light and hope in the darkness. Then the one on my left shoulder is about this time I was fucking this one guy who really loved me but I was fucking 20 dudes behind his back and then I showed him videos and broke his heart. It's a darker tattoo but I think I need to remember these times as well as the good times, like the one around my bellybutton is there to remind me that I like when guys cum on my belly button. Those are positive memories!

What tits?

The scorpion is because I sank my boyfriends boat and he drowned but I was screaming and someone came to save me. I didn't fuck him though.

if there was a way to punch the pill out of them, I'd do it

when im in an unfunny competition and my opponent is a white female comedian

I used to think this but Rogan and his crew changed the game and showed that most comedians regardless of sex are unfunny hacks

>female clown

>jokes about sex

applause

Do women like this ever stop getting tats?

and then i was like, just fuck my epidermis up

what's considered big? like 10 inches?

Female comedian set list

I was getting railed by this guy the other day and he said something funny

I have a male friend who is obviously into me. He said something funny.

My dad was really strict and wouldn't let me throat the gym teacher. He said something funny.

My brother makes fun of me and said something funny the other day.

Single non-sex, non-male centric joke. Usually about cell phones or social media. Gets a few chuckles at best.

I had a random hook up with a guy the other day and he did something funny.

Observation about something funny men do

she's got some juicy saggers that i would love in my mouth

has great tits

proof

Stool fucking is such a lost art, bros

for the average person anything bigger than 7" is "big" and anything bigger than 8" is huge.

Not her. She is BPD: the person

They can be funny unintentionally.

Shame about the tattoos.

babepedia.com/babe/Natalie_Cuomo

you have to appreciate saggies though

for roasties who have been gaped and stretched to their limit by countless hookups i imagine 8"x6" minimum is considered big, same with gay men.

it's a fad which women like her take to the extreme to look more unique
will probably go away whenever the WHO declares the ink a carcinogenic sooner or later

Lol after all the time you soent writing this, no one even looked at it. I didnt even read it lmao

Goddamn I was not expecting that

are you implying shitskin women are funny?

Damn she the typa bitch looks better with clothes than without
No, Im not black, why would you think that?

Laughed more at this than at any female comedian

regardless of sex

Except men are way funnier on average, so it's not a regardless of sex thing. It's a woman shouldn't do comedy thing because they're not funny.

How do size queens find big dongs? I’ve gone to the gym my entire life and I’ve seen 100s of naked dudes and none of them are hung

the secret size queen discord server.

Her tits are awful. Saggy Tube socks

They are. Have you heard black women speak? They sound hilarious

its a fake fetish and every 'size queen' is male

fetish forums/twitter, also once you service one the others will know about yoou and seek you out by word of mouth

That one actually was quite good

this is probably true, but women still prefer bigger than average. compared to average or small at least. gay men just want as big as humanly possible.

female comedians will get replace by AI bots by men with better prompt material

Women can be funny sometimes yeah, but NEVER in stand-up context

i would drink a shotglass of her pussy slime

Rogan and his crew changed the game

Yea Rogan did that and not the pussy left getting offended by everything

This thread is what no sex does to a mf
Use your dick regularly, kids

you don't get to decide whether or not a woman wants to fuck you. they're the gatekeepers to sex.

but women still prefer bigger than average

only because they don't know what that entails. i have a 5.6 inch girth and women cant take it

5.6" girth is big by any measure you fucking retard. average girth is 4.5"-5.2".

yeah sanjay i can't wait to watch a two hour long movie made up of 3500 video clips 2 seconds at a time.

Except men are way funnier on average, so it's not a regardless of sex thing.

Eh, kind of but not really. It's not like guys are born with a literal funny bone that women don't have. Men are just more practiced in comedy because we have to be. Women having such an obvious and successful way to get mens attention means they don't have to turn to other means like comedy (or financial success) the way men do. It's a "sex thing" in the same way men knowing how to change a tire is a sex thing. At best it's correlated.

its sad that this is the only photo in which she actually looks kinda cute

The average shitpost on Anon Babble is funnier than this walking used toilet paper

sorry

sanjay

swing and a miss faggot

gay men just want as big as humanly possible.

and anal queens

must have been you in a previous life before you reincarnated, saar

it's another Anon Babble anons simp for a fugly woman episode

This might be a tough pill for you shitskins to swallow but just because she's white doesn't make her attractive

I have a big dick and size whores are the best thing ever. Dated one for 4 years ans even in the last year the sex was great and passionate. Now im with a prude that has a low sex drive and it sucks. I just had to find a girl with a good personality

I switched to fucking escorts exclusively because a modern woman will tell you to fuck off if your dick isn't big enough

She was raped when she was 13?

cope reddit newfag

Doodle tattoos are the fucking worst and I love how they’re now already looking like the equivalent of barbed wire/celtic cross/tribal/finger moustache tattoos: lame shit that shows your a mob NPC without a personal sense of style or critical thinking.

seen 100s of naked dudes

I am the one who laughed.

She's tolerable, but incredibly mid and covered with generic tattoos. Did Mumbai discover this woman? She used to be a nobody with an Instagram account and now she suddenly blew up

Women are so incredibly shallow. It's amazing to think how so many dudes obsess over them simply because they can't rise above the thought of getting their dicks wet. Pussy is overrated.

Kek the seethe

I actually kek'd

floppa

I’ve seen 100s of naked dudes

lol gay

Growers.

This is probably true. There is no way they can luck out and just find someone over 7 inches

kek

Took me 20 seconds to write it. You, however, will be a faggot for a vastly longer duration of time

Went to check her wikifeet and sadly saw her bikini photos
As flat as she is unfunny

be expressionless schizoid

can't go to comedy shows because I always get singled out by the comedian for sitting there stone-faced

I'm sorry bro I can't help it even if you are funny I just can't laugh it ain't in me

uhh, not my favorite desu

pay one, i had a gorgeous stripper suck my cock, do blow off my cock, pee on me and fuck me for like three hours a few weeks ago, my dick still hasn't recovered

pussy is not overrated, relationships with women however are

You joke but this is literally how women think when they get tattoos

I'm a nurse and I've seen literally one dick in my entire career that was massive. Like 7 inches soft at least.

nta but one of my coworkers had one of those doodles in the form of a triangle with with something else inside it that I can't remember when I asked what it mean to make small talk, she went "oh I got it this one time I went out with my friends to celebrate blah blah blah and we got matching triangle tattoos to symbolize friendship blah blah blah"
we all know they get it as some kind of retarded personal skin diary to remind them of how they felt at a certain moment but it still amazes you when they tell you about it without any shame whatsoever

I literally have a pornstar tier dick both girth and length wise and I never even kissed let alone had sex lol

get yourself out there, king

skill issue.

volcel issue.

Women can't make jokes, but they're funny when they act like retards

Become a femboy

already in my 30s so kind of late for that

God tattoos are so fucking disgusting.

kind of but not really

No, they are. My neighbor who is 90 IQ is funnier and has better banter than the average woman. Didn't read the rest of your gay post.

the real blackpill is that it doesnt really matter what your dick looks like or how large it is. its usually the final piece of your body a woman sees, by which point she has already long decided that she's gonna fuck you.

having a big dick is not helping with dating at all, you still need to play the same game as everyone else beforehand

thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
related

it do be like that tho

When you have a big dick, you can bring it up to make her curious and more interested in the eventual sex encounter. You can't be confident about your dick if it's average.

What did you do with it? I know all nurses are skanks so obviously you couldn't resist.

I have a pornstar dick too but I cum in like 5 seconds. Have had this problem my whole life and no medication helps. Kegals don't help either. Life it seems, is not without a sense of irony

the real blackpill is that it doesnt really matter what your dick looks like or how large it is

having a big dick is not helping with dating at all

skill issue. women are all sluts for hung dudes.

If you don't read posts you respond to why should anyone care about your worthless opinion? The average woman is probably funnier that you and you're probably more retarded than your neighbor

Nah

nigger you have no fucking clue what you're talking about. I have a 7.5in cock, which is well above average, but not comically huge and it still has had a net negative effect on my enjoyment of sex.

even self proclaimed size queens get uncomfortable when taking it full in, and I can accidentally hurt women with it easily. full throttle ramming is out of the question, plenty of position outright impossible, and I've never gotten deepthroated and never will.

literally the only benefit of a big dick is that it looks good, but actually working with it is frustrating. I say this unironically, losing an inch or two would improve my sexlife a hundredfold

youtu.be/-OWsRC6E8-o

Maybe if you got your women wet it wouldn't be an issue

When you have a big dick, you can bring it up to make her curious

Big dick virgin anon here, how the hell can this actually be done in reality? It's not like if you walk around saying you have a big dick to girls they will magically throw themselves at you.

Like the other anon said, you still have to know how to court a woman to ever get in the chance of your dick being a remotely relevant subject in the interaction.

skill issue. maybe try using lube and actually making sure they're turned on and want to fuck you. literally crying in a mansion.

omgsisa

you are a moron

You sound like a fag

this if petite women can take 8"x6"+ dicks no issue then it's all just a skill issue on the guy's part. too big MAYBE starts at 9"x7"+.

women can't be fu-ACK!

This is such a lie, why would you do that to inexperienced anons. First of all, unless you're some kind of mutant freak who goes from nubbin to pringles tube then it's pretty easy to dress in a way that subtly shows off a bit of bulge and women absolutely do check for that. Secondly you can simply outright brag about it - she'll be skeptical of course because a lot of guys brag about having a big donger and then whip out Mr Average or some ludicrous skinny noodle, but if you can brag and deliver on the brag once you get to spicy messaging stage she'll be a fucking animal. Thirdly, women talk. It's actually kind of disturbing how much and how intimate their gossiping is, and the first thing women do when they get a date with an unknown is check around her gossip group to see if anyone's heard anything about the guy, so unless you live in some ultrametro dystopian hellscape like LA, NY, London etc with five bajillion people nearby then eventually, word of a third leg will get around.

racism is funny

Women being funny is so rare that when it occurs it immediately goes viral and the webm gets spammed here for years

It's hilarious to see people still pushing this bullshit when we live in the Age of the Online Whore where right now, with almost no effort whatesoever, anyone can search up countless videos of tiny, miniscule little women gleefully bouncing up and down on top of fucked up alien dog dildos bigger than their leg.

You talk as if the big dick guy is guaranteed sex just because he has a big dick and then it simply compounds from there.

In reality the big dick guy can struggle to even get a single damn kiss let alone sex if he's not able to court a woman.

these things are correct, but I already said that even women who brag about being size queens are simply unable to handle dicks larger than 7in.

they get uncomfortable and get hurt easily. I have slept with around 20 women in my life and literally none of them was able to take my dick easily.

Im just stating the fact that living with it is a lot more complicated than you think it is. having a big dick is not at all the automatic "I win" card you pretend it is, it has plenty of drawbacks

Actually it's both IMO but hey whatever floats your boat.

If you have a big dick and you can't court women, you're more retarded than your average incel

What you're not taking into account is that even if sex might be difficult, those women love you for your big dick, so it can only be a net positive in the bigger picture.

these women are rare, the average guy is not gonna naturally encounter a woman who can devour a 10 inch dildo casually.

rough looking tits

those women love you for your big dick, so it can only be a net positive in the bigger picture.

it isnt when 95 out of 100 women bail because they simply cant handle it. it reduces the amount of casual hookups you can have by a lot.

Porn has wrecked your brain and you're not even aware of it.

What's next, saying how you can search countless fisting videos online so everyone must be regularly shoving entire arms in their orifices?

If you have a big dick and you can't court women, you're more retarded than your average incel

o-ok

Every woman wants a big dick. Not every woman wants a fist shoved up her ass. Know the difference.

Lmao, they don't bail because of your dick

mm, I wish he had a smaller penis

Said no one woman ever. Listen to yourself

Are you gonna spend the rest of your life crying about your little dick? There's nothing you can do about it you know. So focus on other things.

every single woman's bf/husband has an above average or big dick and every woman online has been with multiple men with top 1% dicks. the evidence speaks for itself.

It really is

Where is the woman being funny?

>mm, I wish he had a smaller penis

you have no idea what you are talking about. I can guarantee you I have had this exact conversation with women. they flat out told me that they cant handle my size and that they are afraid of me hurting them accidentally. and that its physically exhausting for them to get penetrated by me

It is a reality that a big dick restricts you a lot in terms of what you can casually do with a girl. you have to prepare for it, and if you do casual hookups you can never go full throttle because you will hurt her.

Women want to get hurt by a big dick, you're just retarded to think it's a bad thing

THAT'S THEIR WHOLE FUCKING FANTASY IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU RETARDED GORILLA NIGGER, sorry for caps.

its obvious now that you never had sex before, because this post is just delusional

I never had sex because I have an average dick, my retarded anon-kun.

It is a reality that a big dick restricts you a lot in terms of what you can casually do with a girl.

is that why every woman seeks out hung men and wants to lock them down? is that why every woman online has gushed about their casual encounters with giant dicks?

I can guarantee you your dick size is not the problem

Isn't this the girl who was a SUPER SERIOUS COMIC and yelling herself all red at a random dude in the audience?
Classic female comedian.

rich man say money isnt everything

is that why every woman online has gushed about their casual encounters with giant dicks?

women are notoriously bad about gauging size, this is not news. and they lie and aggrandize stories for their girlfriends and the internet all the time.

yes there are actual size queens who can take 8 inchers, but they are rare. the average woman likes looking at big cocks, they like the idea of big cocks, but actually taking them is a completely different matter. an average cock fills them up just the same if used right, and they arent in danger of getting hurt by it

your dick is the final thing she sees, friendo. by which point she already decided if shes gonna fuck you or not.

you're failing at the 12 other steps beforehand to even get her to undress you. your dick is not the problem, your personality and appearance is.

I had an acquaintance who had a pornstar sized dong. Like Red Bull can.
He used to whip it out every chance he had. Like no Saturday night would go without him publicly showing off his dick.
Yes, I would do the same if I had a massive dick.

Stop talking like a nigger

but they are rare

cope.

even joking about hurting cute fren

Not enough beatings.

its okay she's a white woman she fucked the pupper after as a treat for being in her skit

Absolutely disgusting.

OI WAS RAPED BY MIN

Only time I ever laughed at a female comedian's set.
youtube.com/watch?v=ctPViK3LK-o

what a fucking pig

its a sign of sexual maturaity since most every women likes to laser their pussy hair off.

why are u gae?

I'm the type of guy who prefers a girl with no tattoos and a girl who is covered with tattoos from neck to toe. No in-between. small tattoos here and there pisses me off. Go all in cunt!

Of course, it's my looks, I'm not over 6 foot and I don't have hair, I know that is the dealbreaker. But imagine that and an average penis, sex is not a thing that should be in my vocabulary (unless describing biology)

it's very bizarre how both women, and hung men who get laid will regularly downplay the importance of size but then the woman in private will tell the man she's fucking and all her girl friends how lucky she is to have a guy with a big cock and how she can never go back. it's the same with height.

You sound like a woman larping as a man.

it's your personality. which sounds awful. I sympathize because I have a hard time talking to women myself but you sound like a total sad sack.

You make the general mistake of judging my personality based on a rant on an anonymous imageboard. I'm not like that irl and I can see how women react to me before they even get to know my personality tm, looks have always been more important (they define a huge chunk of personality, halo effect etc.)

ok crybaby

attractiveness is not some fixed stat you are born with, you have to keep working for it.
obviously some people have it easier than others for various reasons, but every man can become attractive to women

If you tell me that every able bodied man can get to a 100 kg bench, I could believe you. Given enough time, sure. But with women you either have it or not.

but every man can become attractive to women

NTA, but I just got done finally getting the muscular I wanted after bulking for years and cutting all the body fat, and I still look like shit because of my face.
There's not much else I can "keep working on" in terms of my appearance.
Not everyone can become attractive.

But with women you either have it or not.

cope, you never even really tried

I was cute in school and college and girls liked me but I went bald in my late 20s and all interest from women went to 0

My dick is small and this is a huge turn on for me

I'm telling you this as friendly as possible, but women don't really give a shit about your hair- or jawline. having an athletic body is good, but not even a requirement.

unironically: personality, being social, being fun to have around, having a warmth and authenticity to yourself are A LOT more important and attractive to women than any kind of sixpack.

you can meme about shallow sluts on tinder all you want, but women have a wide taste in men's appearance, there's plenty of ways to become attractive to them, but the final roadblock has and always will be your own character and how you present yourself

Meh. It’s harder to change your personality than your body. Either way If you are fucked then you are fucked. Best just accept it and learn how to be content alone

What a load of bullshit.

A 5'2 bald chinless indian janitor can have best personality on the planet, women won't magically want to fuck him because of it.

every woman has been with a hot, tall, hung and confident bad boy (sometimes multiple) who's always the best fuck she's ever had and always thinks about

it's your personality incel

biggest cope of all time.

Yeah, yeah, I get it. The halo effect is a lie, women just want a kind and loving guy, looks don't matter and nobody gets treated like garbage because of their looks.
Heard it all before.

This is all very good if you want to be their perfect little gay friend, the funny clown she wants to keep around. For sex they don't want a warm and authentic person lol

when robots leave their containment board

r9k is a young sex haver board why would i go there. i'm an old kissless wizard.

Actually last I checked they are trying to fuck their moms

These guys are shouting at you but youre right.
Being a mentalcel is worse than being a lookscel or heightcel, the ugliest motherfuckers in my life have better chances with women than I do because they can actually maneuver through social situations, if you cant even do that then youre fucked and it doesnt matter what you look like.

that was always a vocal minority. most threads there are sex haver problems.

When did r9k shift from the incel board to sex haver board? What happened?

bald chinless indian janitor

well, are you?

you’re just mad i validated what he said lmao
One day you’ll touch grass and laugh at life

every year after 2013 Anon Babble has had more and more normalfags and sex havers funnel in en masse. i wouldn't be surprised if more Anon Babble users have sex than redditors nowadays. there isn't really a truecel space on the internet anymore. they were all banned or taken over.

truecel space on the internet

Anon Babble is that way

Man its hilarious you think this STILL after the metrics were released

women are not funny, kitchen is that way...

i don't really like politics or discussing them. never even been to Anon Babble. they seem too angry all the time based on how Anon Babblefags act on other boards. not for me.

theres a thread on x right now about pigs are humans reincarnated, this kinda cements it in stone for me now

Go back

to where? like i said i've never posted on Anon Babble since it doesn't interest me and Anon Babble is a sex haver board.

contrarian and argumentative males from mostly non-white countries with extreme political opinions

yeah I'm sure they get laid a lot

This bitch looks like a meth addict

rogan is funny because he is pathetic. you laugh at him not with him. same with female comedians mostly.

Sorry virgin its true

r9k

sex haver board

Kek maybe if your chris chan

most threads there are related to relationship and normalfag issues nowadays yeah.

literally proof every redpiller says, women aren't funny have no empathy (which is shown here by abrasive cruelty to an annocent animal showing nothing but love, to even contemplate hurting it is evil as women inherently are), dressed like slut and just an all around attention seeking whore, I know for fact she has no jokes and just resorts to pure racism, the fact that she is belittling men too and body shaming by calling out guys with small dicks is diabolical, women like I love fucking and ghosting afterwards fucking whore, first thing every guy should be doing is hcecking her social media instantly find out what she's like and then consider just getting your cock wet and throwing her to the kerb, a disgusting whore like this should be locked up

Yeah but your talking about Anon Babble here which is basically Tranny Central. Unless your a newfag that doesnt know shit that place has been long targeted for Discord Raids, someone post the infographic about that one guy grooming anons

Last time I checked they were being groomed by discord trannies a few years back Now your telling me the entire board did a 360? Kek i will never believe it, it has to be the work of bots.

you probably dont know how to lay pipe, women don't usually gieve up big cock unless you got blacked, you definitely sound white so she probably left for one of us brothers who know how to rhythm it into their cervix

based share more knowledge my guy

bots then whatever. regardless as a 33 year old isolated kissless, handholdless wizard i don't relate to a single person on any board nowadays really. most of the truecels here either hardly post or left. it's mostly sex havers and volcels on most non dead boards.

Mournful tits

I feel like I've been gaslit by women my entire life, I have a big dick but the vast majority of the time, I've only seen big penises in public being met with a public disturbance. There has been a few times where I've met women who were candid, but I feel completely invisible in public, like a ghost. I'm not terrible looking and I dress regularly. I genuinely don't believe women are aroused by men at any level, I've been gaslit so much by this complete cover-up of what women want that I genuinely do not believe any of it.

You need to go to an altchan already. If the Sharty takedown didnt open your eyes and help you find anpther community then im sorry fren

But this place is hyper comprimised, and I wouldnt be suprised if some of those "sex havers" on r9k are legit federal agents, theres 0 chance a board makes a complete turnaround like that without institutional help

altchan

too dead, and i always hear wizchan is dead AND full of larpers. there's nowhere else to go.

you're just ugly bro, it's not rocket science

33 year old isolated kissless, handholdless wizard

this still blows my mind. like are you obese? otherwise holy hell. scrawny manlet here, but i could get a chubby girl to mess around with minimal effort. if the 7/10 wife was okay with it. just smell good and act aloof

I'm weird looking but tall so I've never had any issues dating women

like are you obese?

i was until like 24. i lost 120lbs and have kept it off since and all losing weight did was reveal i am still ugly under the weight and women still aren't attracted to me. am 5'10" too. i have never had a female friend or a full conversation with a woman unrelated to me. i'm that ugly and offputting i guess, women just either ignore me or are obviously pissed off and annoyed by my presence. i don't ever expect to be in a relationship or lose my virginity.

Not him but I'm skinny and bald. Don't have my own place.

Plenty of other places to go but yes you will have to put in more work, Reason why alts are so slow is catch 22.

If your looking for a specific community like what was captured in a bottle over ten years ago, that ship has sailed with the culture and the times, look around you.

i'm the wizard and i have a full head of hair. doesn't help when you're ugly.

All the dick talkers ITT
It doesn't really matter big your dick is, the reality is at least half of all women can't cum from penetration alone
Be it purely physical limitations, being hopped up on a shitload of SSRIs, or some psychosomatic bullshit, they will need some 20 minute bean licking or flicking like solving a rubik's cube with fine motor digits for 15-20 minutes where they often expect you to be rock hard the entire time and ready to start pumping away seconds before they're ready or just not even fuck them afterwards
It's fucking annoying and if I can't get her off with my 8 inch penis alone(don't care what you anons believe) I really don't bother pursuing a relationship because sometimes I just wanna get hard lazy in the morning, plow for literally a couple minutes and and were both done and can get back to napping and cuddling
Basically vaginas a meme sex organ where they don't even need to orgasm in order to procreate and it's not my problem

not really, I used to be, now I'm not

i lost 120lbs and have kept it off

good job mate, but please work on your meek personality. it's obvious from your posts so it has to be even more glaring irl. I can guarantee you that your looks are easily fixable and not the issue here

ALL
WOMEN
WANT
THICK
LONG
DICK
THIS ONE ADMITS 19CMS IN GIRTH IS HER MINIMUM

wow another sex haver with a giant penis. really surprising stuff.

looks are basically your personality to women. anything you do as an unattractive man is either seen as creepy or weird.

Anon Babble attracts a lot of lgbt fags who have a lot of sex with other lgbt, alt weirdo lifestyle that have a lot of sex with ugly people and edgy normies who have sex by getting people drunk and raping them
Even the ugliest transgender mtf can have sex by going on grindr.

Ending up as an adult virgin is the easiest thing ever.

Just be relatively quiet and never approach a girl, boom congratulations you're a kissless virgin not that complicated

BWC Makes The Ladies Cream.
Look at how her eyes are literally leaking with passion and sensitivity when she remembers vividly what it feels like. The sensational ripping and stretching of her pussy walls

never had a female friend or a full conversation with a woman unrelated to me

im not some don juan, but i was always the polar opposite of that. used to get friendzoned by the hot girls back in the day. think i was making progress then they'd start telling me about the jerk guy they were actually interested. easy to say, but the best advice is to accept yourself and be happy, and act like any interaction with a female is a waste of your time. suddenly they assume you have something going on that they want in on. shit works, get a pick up artist book. ignore half of it though

I was a quiet guy until age 22 and I still got laid twice when girls made the first move.

Every post below this post is a fed btw

nd act like any interaction with a female is a waste of your time

can you elaborate? you mean being completely indifferent? or treating them as if youre talking to them for the last time? what do you mean

women do not like interacting with or being around me because i am ugly and quiet, i can't really control that. i can't magically reinvent myself at 33. humans don't work that way. would be better advice to just tell me to accept going through life alone.

everyone who ever got laid must be a fed

real healthy stuff there, friendo

Same. They were chopped but I didn’t deny them and now no one can ever call me a virgin

i can't magically reinvent myself at 33

you can, but it requires continuous work and small, incremental improvements over months and years. the only question is if you're willing to do the work or not. there are no shortcuts or tricks to it.

so i do a massive amount of work for a chance at fucking an obese single mother who would still resent me for being a loser with no bitches. doesn't sound worth it.

must be nice to be tall/attractive

how many women have you approached in the last 6 months?

my last date with a woman was 4 years ago where a girl told me shes not looking for a bf after we kissed

the endgoal is not getting laid, the endgoal is for you to be happy in your own body, be confident in your personality and enjoy the future without being miserable and afraid all the time. the fact that it will also help you to get laid is coincidental. you can still weed out the women you don't like, but at least you will have options instead of your current path to doom

after we kissed

ok mr. Chad

why would i cold approach a woman who isn't friendly towards me or giving me signs? that's asking for trouble. i am not tall or attractive enough for that type of behavior. women have always acted like i am invisible my entire life and the few times they're forced to interact with me for whatever reason, they're obviously annoyed and act cold and standoffish.

i asked how many you've approached. not your last date.

No I’m just white. Low self esteem brown girls who grew up on Disney movies and Hollywood are obsessed with any mid white guy they can get

the last time i approached a woman was 4 years ago.

why would i be happy and confident in a body women find repulsive?

unfunny retarded whore

Pikachu tattoo

Typical Nintendo fan

unironically: personality, being social, being fun to have around, having a warmth and authenticity to yourself are A LOT more important and attractive to women than any kind of sixpack.

I believe this. There's something about me that makes me unable to "fit in". I'm just not fun to be around and I don't know how to fix it.

try to follow the plot, we talked about changing yourself, this includes your body too

act like any interaction with a female is a waste of your time

this is how I ended up as an adult kissless virgin in the first place

Oddly specific criteria.

can you elaborate? you mean being completely indifferent?

just act (and eventually believe) that your own company is something you enjoy. in the beginning, it's easier to picture that you are waiting on a meet up with a long lost friend or something. who cares what some random female stranger thinks about you if your waiting on your best bud to show up? then without sounding all new age-y, eventual you'll start to feel like you're your own best friend, and future interactions will just seem easier

i'm a healthy weight and relatively fit. a more muscular body with my face and height wouldn't really help.

I have no idea how people afford to go out, it costs an arm and a leg and unless you can pay out the ass, you have to make your way to and from the city, because the women in the small towns are all married or divorced at 40.

true

Big dick with no skills is like having Ferrari without the driving license, looks cool, but a girl can't suck on it all day long

There's something about me that makes me unable to "fit in"

from what I've seen: This is usually men who live inside their own heads instead of in the moment. overthinking things makes them seem distant an unapproachable and people don't like the calculated, intellectual personality, especially not from strangers.
this is not to say that you have to be stupid, just that you should be more open and empathetic towards people and show genuine interest in whats going on around you. participating and talking instead of analyzing

skills

you put it inside her and fuck her. 90% of sex "skills" for men is just having a huge dick.

Not really what I was saying but normalfags on Anon Babble is always cause for suspicion.

Women have no idea what 8'' or 6'' or anything else actually means. Just like they have no idea how tall 6' is, even if they're adamant about it being "the bare minimum".

my point was judge whores useless cumless vaginas they way they judge penises
also if you wanna put in effort women will think and say you have a nice dick/are good at sex unless it's really below average size, I just don't think it's worth it because literally the first time you can tell if she's gonna need a shitload of extra work to get off

cope.

I do generally try to do that, but still, I'm not fun to be around. New people at work make more connections in a month than I've made in 2 years.

Huge dick is a good start, but you've got to be able to bring some emotion and intensity. And a dick won't eat a pussy for you

women are based

i used to have way more fun with myself and my humor, it was easy for me to make people laugh but that was back in high school where being quirky like that felt more natural. now i constantly live in my head and think everyone hates me, what an existence

I would

why would i cold approach a woman who isn't friendly towards me or giving me signs? that's asking for trouble

don't be vulgar, and try to be funny. stage fright goes away with practice. i pretend im much more attractive than i really am, and preemptively shut her down. gets a laugh most of the time. "you want to buy me a drink, don't you?" worked surprisingly often

you want to buy me a drink, don't you?"

Oh fuck off with this shit

"you want to buy me a drink, don't you?"

And when they just say "no, not really" in the most cold way possible while not looking at you, do you take it as a heckin epic win because you approached?

This is essentially the female equivalent of a guy joking about beating women or something

Isnt this the chick that had a fucking meltdown and started screaming about negative energy?

I really don't think any of that would help Hayden...

This desu

cold approach is pretty shit and unlikely to work in any case. what you should do is doing social activities, signup for stuff, volunteering also works well.
just something you genuinely enjoy where there are people who enjoy similar things. then you will immediately have an entry point to bond and make friendships, doing something new and interesting, get practice in smalltalk and "start fresh" and maybe eventually get laid aswell. but the most important thing is that you do it out of a genuine desire to expand your personality, not because you want to get your dick wet.

he just has an extremely shitty tinder profile, I can already tell by the 2 fish pics that were taken on the same day

Some them are alright

I honestly dont care what world we are in the day I believe any of you are actual sex havers and not complete LARPING fags who are quoting chatgpt prompts is the day the internet dies

do you take it as a heckin epic win because you approached

no, id usually chuckle to myself since i think im funny and im my own best friend.

or use your lame pick up line as a segue into negging. "then why have you been staring at me the whole time?" with a coy smile. one life to live gentlemen

getting rejected a lot more than getting score is part of the process. step1 in dating is learning how to handle rejection in a healthy way. even the guys you consider to be chads get shot down by women A LOT more than they get laid. these are facts.

Rule 1 and 2, the only thing that matters on Tinder

even the guys you consider to be chads get shot down by women A LOT more than they get laid. these are facts.

How would you know that?

how to tell when someone has never been chad

Nigger I barely have to speak and women are more prone to fuck me than you on average

keep coping, you'll meet that girl that loves your "personality" some day!

This was an extremely viral trend on tiktok and YouTube, she just remade this viral skit, exactly the same one. Why you retards keep reposting this fat unfunny negress is beyond me.

i don't drink.

i volunteered a few times and it was mostly elderly women/men and actual retards.

or use your lame pick up line as a segue into negging. "then why have you been staring at me the whole time?" with a coy smile. one life to live gentlemen

Seriously, kill yourself.

People who tell you to go to church or volunteer to get pussy are some prime trolls, for sure you'll find well adjusted young girls there

"then why have you been staring at me the whole time?" with a coy smile. one life to live gentlemen

You remind me of that soilord who buys drink for women just to get a high five at most

My friend found a wife there, but they're both good Catholics, so not very helpful for most anons

women have a wide range of tastes, both in looks and in personality. the default handsome man is ofcourse more successful on average with women, but there is no 1 blueprint that hooks all women. so even conventionally attractive men will get shot down for various reasons

but there is no 1 blueprint that hooks all women.

tall

not fat

good frame

handsome

big dick

don't even need to be ripped.

he goes back to his UberEats route, because he's obviously an obnoxious jeet 'approaching' white women all day long

If most women flock to a very small portion of men, it proves you wrong, what can I say.

Hayden should unironically stick to fishing because that is a damn fine laker

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I seriously hope none of you are actually taking any of this information at face value

I volunteered as a drummer for some local orchestra and made good friends and connections with it. plenty of younger people there as well. was at an animal shelter too for a few months, but the hours were shit and the work exhausting, but there would have been plenty of women there as well.

never been to a church group or soup kitchen, so cant really say if it would work there.

for social stuff I used to go to take entry level dancing lessons regularly, it was pretty fun and easy to meet new people this way, literally the perfect place to get to know eachother.

i have no muscial talent. or talent at all really.

yeah i was considering joining a local art club but it's entirely old people teaching children to fingerpaint and I wouldn't get anything out of it, least of all meeting a woman.

dancing lessons

Get a load of this fag