Did you already get your light and sweet coffee?

For me it’s every time he gets roasted by a local of whatever country he’s in and you can see him seething

el luz extinguido...

where can I find footage of this?

you cannot, he's lying

Heat a spoon. Heat two

there are few things I care about less than coffee

3 sentences later

I like good coffee

Not really a coffee drinker it upsets my stomach.
I pretty much only drink decaf black tea.

Why don't they just move the french vanilla soap dispenser a bit to the side instead of having to put a paper towel down

Nope. Not yet, waqs finishing the soda on my desk before coffee.

I enjoy being a coffee snob personally. It's not a lifestyle but it is a very minor hobby and a slight bit of personality. I bring it up at a relevant time and do so with a bit of feigned awkwardness and embarassment, just so that the person understands that I don't consider myself better than them for liking good coffee.
You like instant coffee? More power to you and far less money spent on overpriced beans.

stop posting this faggot

I love coffee and i'm still alive, just saying.

this

Primary example, Tangiers episode of No reservations.

Unfortunately there's no bodegas in my area, only coffee shops. So no coffee for me.

STOP BUSTING MY BALLS

Ok

I don't take drugs.

I find it abhorrent that my country's name is written on that HFCS monstrosity of cream

There are few things I care about less than coffee

I have two big cups every morning

What did he mean by this?

Why drink that when you can just order a milkshake?

Bodega

???

How’s the weather in Dunkin’ this time of year?

do americans really?

calories 2600

contains crustaceans

Everything this dude ever publicly said or did was animated by his hatred of white people.

But what about the negroni?

Delicious

Meds.

He's a gen x autistic teenager's idea of a cool guy.

The Jordan Peterson of food.

Why don't brown people use common sense?

Nobody knows.

What do you "manbun motherfucker" and "the cast of friends" is supposed to mean?

Why do Americans get so angry about coffee

brown people

white hands

Doesn't add up

Do mutts really?

Let's hope Peterson follows his example, fuck that zionist lapdog.

Now that I think about it anon, he was clearly calling for white genocide and pledging his allegiance to the jews
The point of the racism is to scapegoat anon, they dont care about reality

New bulking food

What do you mean? I mean, I'll kill you if you let it sit on the burner too long, and if you use a french press we can't be friends (classism issue), and if you make it with 1 too many or too few scoops we're having a house meeting about it, but we don't get "mad"

Imagine the ham beast that ordered this abomination

There is nothing wrong about racism if they act like niggers, anon.

The fuck is a Bodega?

Divine trips, I kneel.

Black dude from Star Wars

It's the black version of a supermarket. It's owned by an indian, mainly sells cigarette singles, 2oz fireball mini-bottles, and lottery. Violates price signage laws so they can upcharge whites. The store is about the size of a Supercuts. Youll never need to walk into one unless you go homeless get reverse Michael Jackson disease or something

“Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? … Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.”

I agree with this. I also think that chefs that take themselves seriously and think cooking is some sort of art are a joke.

Did he feel the same way about alcohol.

Too many Mumford & Sons motherfuckers in this thread. You're just jealous you'll never get pussy and have a good time like he did 24/7

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar.
Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you.
Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not
understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly.
Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Realise your wife fucked another teenager.
See the pic of the highschooler gamer cum on your wife’s thighs. Cry a little. Drink a little. Call your dealer at 3am.
Shoot up in a curious little Singaporean dive bar. Masturbate to the thought of your wife getting railed by a 15 year old.
Cry a little more. Text her. Be submissive and pathetic and be humiliated by her.
Fire a revolver round through the roof of your skull. Burn in hell for eternity. Enjoy the ride.

Having pussy is what caused him to kill himself

kill himself

If you seriously, legitimately, unironically think that Anthony Bourdain killed himself, I have a new booster shot I want to sell you.

I simply couldn't possibly care

I also don't care about coffee, but somehow don't feel the need to have two cups of the stuff every morning.

38g protein

Taking coffee, any kind of alcohol or food seriously is beyond retarded.

You honestly think he pulled a David Carradine?

I'll have some coffee and cream with my sugar

stomp clap hey

SHLUUUUURRRRRPPPPP

I really want one of these now. Only one time and then I'm done for life, just like heroin.

Who murdered him?

If I had the money, I would happily buy myself a good coffee machine and would grind some fresh coffee beans every morning to have a nice cup of joe. This pretentious motherfucker was so fake, no wonder he kys himslef

Allegedly he was depressed most of his life but this wouldn’t surprise me. Dude spent 3/4 of every year living in hotel rooms he was probably the leonardo da vinci of masturbating.

Mumford and son ass bitch

Been having it without sugar, but in Anthony Basedains honor Ill have it sweet and light in honor of the endless seethe he generates here

The anti-hipster was the ultimate final form of the hipster.

Oh hipsters care a lot about coffee? Well I'm gonna care so little about coffee I will personally visit any rat-hole bodega to get MY coffee that I totally don't care about.

2600 calories

1770mg sodium

crustaceans - Yes

seething

We're laughing at him.

Based

Sure thing anon, and youre very keen to clear that up because of just how much youre not seething at all

Stop busting my balls.

heh.... sure you guys are. buncha jealous nerds

now if you excuse me, i need to do something in real life based on what you online strangers are thinking in response to a dead celebrity. my life's fate are in the hands of both the dead and random people i've never met

OK.

It's comical in a way. Someone so shallow and superficial being completely unable to understand authenticity that he seeks out genuine enjoyment as some sort of trend.

I always stop reading immediately when he feels the need to mention it's a BODEGA and not just a gas station or fast food restaurant or something. What a fucking globohomo pretentious faggot.

It's pointless to drink coffee if you don't get it black.

It's pointless to eat steak if you don't get it unseasoned. kys.

Landed in Seattle last night

About to head out for some sweet and light coffee. Maybe I’ll have a negroni. Maybe 2

If anyone’s at canon bar tonight you can talk to me, but it’s up to you to figure out who I am.

Live deliciously

Youre a faggot did you consider that?

Stop busting my balls

I'm sure Ahmed at the bodega is making some wonderful "light and sweet" coffee.

No. You need to have the cream sauce in it.

Well, I didn't agree with this but then you went and got trips of truth so I guess I'm convinced now

What did this jew faggot have against Mumford & Sons? Sigh No More is a fucking great album

it's white music.

Jews hate anything white because the Jewish religion tells them they are the special chosen by god race. So if they see anything good from gentiles they immediately trash talk it.

Why would anyone ever take advice from a schmuck who killed himself? Obviously he was doing it wrong.

Guy Fieri derangement syndrome

Even when he says things I agree with, he manages to sound like the most pretentious faggot of all time