Times you acted like tony soprano?
mum asks me if I remember when I used to wet the bed
she said it in front of the extended family to try and get a laugh out of them
start breathing heavily
’remember when is the lowest form of conversation’
they go silent
storm up to my room and slam the door
watching soparnos clips on youtube
comment on video about tony being varity athelete
mum asks me if I remember when I used to wet the bed
she said it in front of the extended family to try and get a laugh out of them
that's pretty fucked up, especially if she's aware it's a sore spot.
No it isn’t. It’s incumbent upon women to haze men and keep them up to snuff. In Sparta when a young man embarrassed himself the girls would compose a song mocking him and sing it whenever they saw him in the streets. If you can’t take the bantz it’s because you’re a loser
Sparta is the last society we should be emulating
W-what? But 300 is so heckin’ cool!
this. is. spartaaaaaaaaa
What's the first?
gf badgering me over bs i dont remember sayin
fuhgettaboudid and drunkenly stumble open the fridge and eat hot capicolla stoned like a dog in my wife beater and shorts
feelsgoodman.jpg
be me
go to micky d for some fries and a big mac, you know like in the old times
get in line but a spic cuts in the line
start breathing heavily
can't take it anymore
"hey what's the matter with you?"
spic doesn't spic english and laughs at my fake italian accent
try to beat the shit out of him but I'm a chud with a weak physique
gets the shit beaten out of me and now the cartel is after me
mum has to pick me up and now I have to take therapy
"WOKE UP THIS MORNING"
the obvious answer is nazi germany but the real answer is the pagan era Baltics, before the catholics invaded them. Basically living a comfy fairy tale life with beautiful nature lover women
worshipping rocks and dead people
no thanks I'll worship the risen Lord.
Whenever I eat salami, I pretend its gabagool.
How do you go back to a tribalistic society without getting crushed by non-tribal societies?
you never had the makings of a varity poster
at least rocks and ancestors are real, but nah yeah a super hero jew is much more realistic
Female bartender at work tells me to throw some pissed off bastard out.
Me and the kitchen guys roll out and she points out the dude to toss.
"Time to go, boss."
He looks at me and the two guys behind me.
He gets up without saying a word and walks out.
It was disappointing in a way.
being pagan isn't necessarily tribalism and being christian/muslim/whatever doesn't mean they aren't tribal.
>worshipping rocks and dead people
no thanks I'll worship the risen Lor-ACK!
remember when is the lowest form of conversation
Huh? That's retarded. Reminiscing is a perfectly normal form of socialisation. Obviously that's a bad example, but that's not a rule.
do something embarrassing
mom never brings it up again
except in front of full company
Is this something mom's do?
Rome. Republic era, not Imperial. Barring that, Athens
they were all gay and uhhh
Just cope by barbarian spartans living in huts
are you fucking stupid? it's a literal line from the show.
He wet the bed that night lol
ANON OPEN THE DOOOOOOR
he thinks Anon Babble posters watch tv
How do you go back to a tribalistic society without getting crushed by non-tribal societies?
Last time I checked, the USA didn't win the Afghan war.
I don't know man when I have 30 year old men in my social circle talking about fucking elementary school it's a little depressing.
Every line from the show is a law that is followed by retards. Sopranos fans are all retarded by the way.
unfortunately that indicates that your friend group have done little of note in their adult lives, or even in their adolescence, which is sad, yes
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
based
anon, it's a joke
im half wop and a woman at would would often make mafia jokes to me. my initial reaction would always be
thats just a negative sterotype
and even do a little tony voice, and pretending i was offended. she was a little dubious and wasnt sure if i was joking she went to speak with the manager and must have mentioned it and came scurrying in on her hands and knees appologisng to me.
James Gandolfini washed down repeat orders of fried king prawns and a “large portion” of foie gras with at least thirteen alcoholic drinks just hours before he collapsed in his Italian hotel room by the Italisan coast. The former Sopranos star drank six shots of rum, three pina coladas and six beers ordered back to back at dinner with his son Michael on Wednesday evening, the New York Post quotes a hotel source as saying.The 51-year-old is said to have eaten back-to-back orders of the prawns accompanied with mayonnaise chilli sauce at the hotel’s outdoor restaurant overlooking the picturesque italian fishing harbour during the 7pm meal, just hours before he suffered a heart attack and was found dead in his room.
he took the bait and didn't get that he was joking too
Maronne. Mamma mia, afangulo
Died like he lived
Like a fat fucking retard.
kek
Rest in piss. Thank God that he's dead.
were just breakin balls here...
just sucking on an unlit cigar
Such faggy behavior
freudian slip
Ciga-cigar, right from Cuba-Cuba.
I just bite it.
It's for the look, I don't light it.
Haaaaa haaa haaa haaaaa!
sometimes a cigar is just a cigar
sure, so why isn't he just NOT sucking on it then?
erm, you know, stfu, breaking bad is worse than sopranos
Nice post, you do it right ya know, commendatori.
Remember when you weren't such an asshole?
Good morning sir.
Based and big boy pilled.
varity
To be fair Epstein knocked her teeth out when he raped her mouth, so he replaced them later
It gets pretty boring when it's the same group of people remember whening the same memories each time they meet.
Based and eating yourself to death-pilled
He wets the bed
Appropriately enough, this is a good example of a time someone acted like Tony Soprano.
watching broken bad clips on tiktop
this is the heisenberg moment
....
and you????
Comment section of those videos is pretty much the exact same as the sopranos threads here on Anon Babble. Pathetic.
Mother tries to make fun of my hair for being long in front of her pals
Brings up the fact she watched me get sexually abused by my dad as a kid since apparently we're shit talking each other now
Gets called evil for shaming her for it and that I should move on
Tell the guest I'll skull fuck their dead granny for telling me what to do
She's crying now but I don't give a shit, I head out to smoke and laugh about it all
if you can't handle getting called out on your shit then maybe don't do the same back? Respect is earned and if you're not giving it, expect to hear some vile shit thrown at you.
intimidated by all that cultural impact?
No, it's just pathetic how similar all you NPCs are.
It's alright, anon. My mom tried to make me gay too.
Why is bedwetting and sociopathy linked? It's one of the traits serial killers display in youth alongside torturing animals.
Still living with your mom? Yikes
All of that was debunked. You should try to inform yourself instead of regurgitating false gobbledygook.
I mean I'm 18 and just getting into college, I can't exactly afford to move just yet, I just hope to fuck it's sooner than later
No it's the first. Weak men cause all the problems in the world. Weak men die in childhood = no weak men to cause issues or cuck out to women. Simple as
find out my friend is a closet afandoli
kill him
It's the last
I'm a genius and know everything about sociolopathy
how did I learn these things? Pfft, watching tv of course. 20 year old episode of csi taught me this infallible knowledge
t. kike
Civilization is yet another semitic chain around the white man's neck. Only once he embraces his barbarian nature can he truly be at his greatest
It always annoyed me that Paulie pointed with both his and index finger and pinky finger, idk why
A word to da wise: Stay da fuck outta Gaul!
That argument he had with Carm over the gambling in S6B?
I shouted at my muddah the same way. I was a fucking' disgaziata.
It's something these old school wops used to do IRL.
we wuz kangz
Ancient Greece wasn't white.
Pederast opinion
I cheat at Mario Kart to one up my disappointing fat kid
I play it standing like Tony did.
No normal person pours coke into a glass and keeps the cans on the table.
eating food off a plate
start inhaling loudly through my nose and lously stabbing at my plate with my fork
i miss good chink food when i lived in new jersey
New York Post quotes a hotel source as saying
Love it when people peddle obvious tabloid-invented fiction as fact.
wake up
get gun
make boom boom in your eye
:)
What is your profession?
Don’t say regurgitating when you’re talking about some anons bed wetting.
Waiter was there before Tony died. It's a well known fact, you retard
I make gladiator movies
Why did he do this to himself
unemployed & live with mom
wear my 4XL hawaiin shirts >lumber around the house like I'm 300lbs (I'm 130lbs)
mom puts my dinner in front of me (on my pc desk)
"MUTHA FUCKIN ORANGE PEEL BEEF"
stand up and slap the plate onto the floor
stand on my tippy toes and stare down my mudda
"please stop doing this anon" -mom
"you walk around that fucking mansion with your $500 shoes and your diamond rings, and you act like butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth!"
AFANGUL
moms boyfriend beats the shit out of me again
THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
This guys more creative than Spielberg
Aquilonia
they call the cops
cop with Italian last name shows up
I tell him to suck my dick (just like Tony)
he arrests me(they didn't do that with Tony, why????)
Posting this from my smuggled iPhone in prison
Gandolfini was a really dumb man in real life, way dumber than Tony Soprano
Tell me anon, which city is the capital of Greece? And which city is a ruin only on the map for tour guides?
The Spartans were retards that destroyed their own country through infanticide, excessive militarisation to the point where husbands rarely got the time off to even fuck their own wives, and their refusal to retreat from battle when it made strategic sense and find another day, rather than get destroyed for no strategic gain. By the time the Romans conquered Greece, all that was left of the Spartan army was a pageantry brigade performing for tourists passing by.
Does being obese, constantly wheezing while doing anything, and scowling at everyone around you count?
parents tell me they have a marten in the attic making loud noises
grab my bb gun and folding chair
*emmylou harris starts playing*
*fight another day
take it easy we're not making a western here
Alright but ya gotta get over it
It's a Soprano's thread, why are you even here? Maybe you should watch it and be less of a faggot.
>spic doesn't spic english
This guy
what if he knew he was going to die that day and decided to meet his son and have some of his favourite foods and drinks for his final meal
i knock really hard and for really long time on doors until someone opens and my mom hates it
Imagine dying when you're 51
KWAB
very Tonypilled
Create at least 70dB breathing through my nose.
Kino don't want to live past 60