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Finnegan edition

I'm cumming!

I'm gonna... I'm think I might... AGHhhaghhh...
I THINK I'M GONNA GOO! AGGGGGHHHHHH!
I'M GOOOOOOING!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHH!

Nothing comfier than being home sick from school as a kid and alternating between TOS and TNG

Remember when the Akira-class was the coolest ship in Trek? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Kino, or prelude to disaster?

Aurora Borealis Orthodontics is believed to be the world's only Star Trek themed orthodontic practice, filled with authentic, screen-used props.

inspired by star trek

doesn't give free healthcare

Beem me up Scotty

William Riker

earl grey, make it hot

Name a better Trek writer

You literally can

He looks like Mrs. Vorhees in Friday the 13th

That is true.

the one where Worf's Italian brother is trying to get some alien pussy, lies about it, pretends to be the Messiah, and winds up mindbreaking a guy into committing suicide, and gets away with all of it

What the fuck

Paulie was a made guy. There was nothing Picard could do about it.

He's a chud and disrespects women so...

Wasn't he working with Behr on Outlander? That show is pretty anti-chuddy if you ask me

I never understood why Picard would drink a feeble tea like Earl Grey, instead of a raw puer, or some other real tea.

Michael Piller
Jeri Taylor
Branon Braga
Robert Hewitt Wolfe
Harlan Ellison
D.C. Fontana
Gene L. Coon

Piller

Yes

Taylor

Hell no, one of the worst. Wrote soft, shitty, emotion-centric woman episodes to keep everyone's mom watching the show.

Braga

Overrated, has his moments but a very high miss-to-hit ratio.

Robert Hewitt Wolfe

this is arguable

Harlan Ellison

He didn't write enough Trek to qualify imo but undoubtedly great despite being a huge prick to literally everyone

D.C. Fontana

Not one of my favorite TOS writers.

Gene L. Coon

Literally the fucking MAN and the chief architect of Star Trek (sorry Roddenberry)

waaah it's bad because i'm so manly watching star trek

No.

overrated because uh he just is!!

No.

arguable (as in it could be wrong)

No.

doesn't count because uh he didn't write enough

No.

she isn't my favorite!!! so it's wrong

No.

Literally the fucking MAN

Yes.

to what extent are they changing people's appearances with cosmetic surgery in some episodes? like when Worf found his foster brother on that planet he looked massively different and iirc was even missing his ridges
did Sisko have ridges implanted subdermally to appear Klingon?
how do they just go back to the way they looked before?

When Quark became a female Ferengi he had real actual tits and I'm going to assume also a working pussy and afterwards he referenced having to adjust coming off female hormones.

fuck you're right
they're just giving people crazy surgery and then going ctrl+z somehow

Imagine if they had like a genderswap Friday once a month for fun. You know, for morale building and teamwork or whatever.

I could go into detail but I really don't feel like it, simple as that. Your response informs me that I made the right decision.

I could go into detail

No you can't which is why you didn't
Simple as that
Now skedaddle

what is a sonic shower?

I'm not going to have an autistic argument with a hostile participant. You'll have to get your kicks somewhere else.

It's where I have sex with Belanna