You could almost pass for a gentleman

Question

You could almost pass for a gentleman

how do you respond without sounding mad

Be gentle, man

Why don't we take this outside faggot, I'll fuck you up and shove you overboard, I'll fucking drown you in that ice water you smarty little cunt

hmmmm? AHmmmmmmMmmm??????
EXCUSE ME?
you you you you you YOU YOU YOU
MMMMMFFF GENTLEMAN SCHMENTLEMAN
then walk away like nothing happened

"And you have what it takes to be a working class man."

For you

Jam your thumbs in his eyes

It's an honor to almost pass as a gentleman

You roll with it and don't get defensive.

calls up his cousin fred

"yeah it's on, be at the place at 11 with the berg and don't be late"

I'd just say "sorry, what?" like I couldn't hear him, then when he tries to repeat it I'd cut him off just before finishing with a "huh?", gesturing with a hand to my ear, then if he tried again I'd say "dude, speak up, it's loud in here" and so on until he's completely flustered and drops it.

I'm a woman, ya transphobic chud

A better way would be, "sorry I couldn't undertand you with that silver spoon in your mouth."

You win by inverting the insult and throwing it back to him outdoing him in wit and class, not by acting like the retard he thinks you are.

beta trips

...almost

I fucked your fiance like one of my French whores. My third class semen is in this first class piece of ass.

Oh, and she LIKED IT.

how do you respond without sounding mad

1-2 to the chin. Like a gentleman.

You are Greek.

.. he said calmly.jpg

WOT U SAY U DAPPY CUNT

rolling with it is being defensive.
you understand the tactic, but this is not the time to deploy it

well gee golly pee wee, I'm sure a gentleman right now! heck, I was really gentle with Rose down at the cargo level, inside of a motor carriage nonetheless! aint that right Rose sweaty? *smacks her fat round bottom, making an audible fleshy clap*

god Kate Winslet has such a big-sister-next-door-I'd-like-to-fuck energy

You are brown.

You too!

"Thanks, Jimmy!"

*happily clap his shoulder and walk away with his girl on my arm*

"m-my names not Jimmy!"

he yells after us

...and thats how its done.

What?

I said you could almost pass for a gentleman

What?

I said you could almost

WHAT?

I said

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

*hits Stone Cold Stunner*

And that's the bottom line Cal, coz Stone Cold Jack said so!

just start throwing slurs until one hurts his feelings. that'll show him

A gentleman wouldn't do the things I did to Rose last night.

Thank goodness, I almost gave everyone the impression I take it up the ass

"My sexual fantasy would be that we would meet up in a hotel room at night. We would chat, you’d make me laugh, you’d make me laugh a lot, and then all of a sudden, you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt… and then you would leave."

...and thats how its done.

autism

I fucked your fiance

I wouldn’t mince words.

I’d tell him I rawdogged his fiancee in the backseat of an automobile in the cargo hold and that I have gonorrhea

"...And you could almost pass for a man. "

Then turn to his mother as you pass by and say:

"Nice to meet you too, sir."

kek. Its Rose's mother

And saying that to her bitch mum would only get his dick in her sooner.

I'm losing it.
Because being more capable of physical violence is always the answer.

I also ass a man, but not in a gentle way (wink)

*Take earphones off* Sorry, i wasn't listening

Kek

This is like saying

and could you survive in India shitting on streets?

Thanks. You couldn't.