How the fuck?
Final Destination 6
the only criteria a film has to satisfy now to be good is if someone "had fun" while watching it because we've fully embraced hedonism
How funny are the deaths in this one?
did you want final destination 6 to be a culture shifting transcendent statement on love, mortality, and the human condition?
Yes but I would also like the messenger to be a traumatized LGBTQ
no, but society used to have standards for what was considered good, and a popcorn flick having a few fun sequences wasn't enough to make it so. you should be able to make your schlocky horror movies and turn a profit, but nobody should think they're good movies.
go outside and climb a tree
The numbers on rotten tomatoes are meaningless to me
you should judge things for what they are, you enjoy comedy differently than you do horror or drama.
You think people said that when looking at Friday the 13th as well?
Based and true and fpbp
Its kino
Yes even a popcorn shlock is a breath of fresh air in current capeslop/woke hollywood
It's a decent horror film but it's really not that amazing. It's not even the best film in the franchise.
it had some fun scenes and overall it was alright
They made a movie from 15 years ago which is automatically better than 90% of modern slop. It aint complimicated.
Shut up esl
It was fine but it wasn’t THAT good. The opening is the most kino part and then it kinda goes downhill
Tomatometer is based on a binary "liked it/ didn't like it" percentage that doesn't take into account individual ratings
So if the majority of critics have something nice to say but the average score is like a 6.5/10, that's still "Fresh."
The only genre consistently putting out low to mid budget bangers is horror. Is this dethroning Godfather? No. Is it better than most sloppa in theatres? Yes.
They knew what people were there for.
spoil the deaths for me pls
Nice Easter egg.
For the 6th entry in the series, only people critiquing would be fans of FD and will be on how well it serves as a FD movie, not as its own movie.
huh. i thought the movie was awful, every single character was as usual, a retard. the MC being extra retarded and of course the ebin cliche finale
It earned it
They’re both traumatizing and hilarious. The worst ones straight up start with looney toons physics
The black guy died after the shooting of this one so it got an automatic 40 point boost
g o y i m m u r d e r s i m u l a t o r
lol big box office cha-ching bomb gaza lol
Elevator Death
Fire Death
Piano Death
Stabby Death
Falling Death
Reverse Stabby Death
Lawnmower Death
Garbage Compactor Death
MRI Death(s)
Signpost Death
Log Truck Death(s)
Milennial memberberries remains the most potent BO formula.
I mean fuck. Look at the three biggest movies in the country and you'd think we're still in the early 00s:
Lilo and Stitch remake that's literally a shitty Disney channel version
The EIGHTH M:I movie
SIXTH Final Destination movie
so what's the new cultural phobia introduced this time?
kinda goes downhill
imagine typing this and the irony categorically fails to register that the movie does indeed end with a certain something rolling downhill. jfc absolute state of Anon Babble
Lawnmowers.
Good to see Murphy from the 100 is still getting work.
So did Al Goldstein's Screw Magazine and Greg Lansky's BBC white girl empire.
mmmmm this good summer sloppa masta, ain't like dat disney capeshit sloppa
ize like when dat woman jaw crushed in da garbag truk now that gud film ize touch mydelf in parkin lot now
The only genre consistently putting out low to mid budget bangers is horror
Because horror deliberately appeals to the dumbest people on the planet.
What other genre unites criminally inclined spics and niggers, sub-70 IQ rednecks and White trash, e-thots, and trannies the way horror does?
Palestine? 80-100K
Israel? 50-60,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
could cruise survive if mc?
Did he have a cock ring
KINO
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Final Destination: Cruising for a Bruising
Garbage trucks for me
Fuck
Are you having a stroke?
He had one.
Zoomers don't rate on a scale of 1-10, the rate on pass or fail. If it is slightly above shit it's a pass, but they still call it a 10/10. They do this with women, too. Anything that isn't a 2/10 disgusting pig is "hot" to them.
If it is slightly above shit it's a pass, but they still call it a 10/10
Are you serious, we're literally the generation that invented "mid" as an adjective to describe mediocre garbage
They do this with women, too.
We're the generation almost singlehandedly destroying birthrates because we refuse to take the delusional BPD sociopaths that are Zoomer women seriously at all.
I don't get these movies. They're just gore.
I don't really either. If I wanted to see people getting killed in the most horrific and varied ways possible I'd just look at Ukraine war drone footage.
the only criteria a film has to satisfy now to be good is if someone "had fun" while watching it because movies are so obnoxiously preachy now that people miss and celebrate simplicity
ftfy
The premise is interesting, death is the main antagonist, not a serial killer like usual horror movies. You can't escape death.
Final Destination 1-3 had comfy early 2000s feels.
that's very transphobic. i'm very sensitive