Go outside and experience things

Look where it got him

Get a job bum

mike.jpg - 1000x667, 59.66K

Let your wife have a negro. Let her have two. Ban white people from your show for diversity. Go find a rope from your local bodega. Hang yourself.

Pay off a whore's blackmail. Pay two.

Clearly it's poor advice if it ended with him hanging himself

both of those things are highly gay. I don't like gay things.

Touching all that grass didn't work too well for him.

He taught us japanese food is just better

Susi (1).webm - 640x360, 3.96M

2 nukes wasn't enough

I'm not drinking a negroni and I'm not tipping anyone. I'll drink a nice cold lager instead

I don't hate that advice I hate his whole phony as fuck bougiepunk poser temu hunter s thompson public persona.

Why would I want life advice from a kike who killed himself?

Have the roasted cat.

Don't stay and create a community

Go to some random country, get drunk at a bar and hang out with locals from a different place

Only let people enjoy a teaspoon of your personality to hide the fact that when they get to know you they can't wait for you to leave on another trip

be jewish

given everything on silver platter by industry

act smug

kill yourself

leave your teenage child fatherless

???

profit

urbanites pretend like the world ends at the city limits and they NEED fictional surrogates to experience the things they willingly choose to not experience in real life

get 2

here's something strange to envision: in Bourdain's final moments he was certainly doing little flutter-kicks with his legs like a faggot. movies rarely depict hangings this way but that's how they go.
grotesque and embarrassing in both life and death.

It's horrible out there.

And he pissed and shid himself

Gene.png - 1264x648, 734.73K

Millennials are embedding diamonds into their fingers instead of getting traditional engagement rings.

Wow you're only the 890th person to post that on here. chudgpt

I wrote just for the softies like you friend. envision it.

respect the tamago. respect two.

see what?

He said it in the most pretentious way possible.
All these guys who act like being a chef is basically the same as being part of the dirty dozen are insufferable in the first place.

I'm also convinced that people who obsess over the 'rules' about food do so because they're too scared or stupid to have actual opinions about important things in life so make up for it by having extreme opinions about things that mean absolutely nothing like steak and ketchup, types of coffee, types of beer, 'authentic' cuisine, and so on.

just do something other than rot away in a computer chair for 16 hours a day

what if I don't wanna?

I can tell you're from the city, or you'd know people in the country stay cooped up in their houses just as much as city dwellers.

I fell for the travel meme and went to South Korea. What a waste of money and time

why would you go to the lamest country on earth? it's japan with more corruption, and not even the fun kind of corruption where you can party it up with drugs and whores and give the cops a 50 cent bribe.

what did you expect to experience there
my number 1 consideration for traveling is how much of God's green Earth I'll get to see, hike and cherish

I expected for my world view to be altered but it was just like any other place and after going home I feel the exact same

Well unfortunately it's God's Gay Earth now.

Onions, garlic & butter. Learn it. Live it. Love it. It's the French American way

japan...wtf are you doing?

my world view to be altered

how much contact did you have with locals? do you even speak a little korean?
if you go somewhere and only look at stuff, how the fucks that going to change your world view?

Possibly you have some bacon fat. Add that

I spoke enough to say hello and used my phone to translate if I absolutely had to talk
I hardly talk to people at home so I hardly talked at people over there and mostly just pointed at a menu

go 20 minutes to 1 hour in any direction

strip malls plazas stores restaurants suburbs woods strip malls plazas stores restaurants suburbs woods strip malls plazas stores restaurants suburbs woods over and over

Anyone wanna try to guess what state/region I live in? Might be hard but guessable.

blacks aren't allowed to go hiking, swim, camping, or hunting.

guess what state/region I live in?

Upstate New York?

yeah I'm pretty much the same but that way you can't expect your world view to be changed.
you will get to experience another place but not much of the culture.
maybe try to book some tour guide shit next time with small groups, I had some good conversations with the guides even though I'm very nervous in most social situations

go outside and experience things

Thats not what upset people and you know it.

Take a bite of the bait. Take two.

hold on why have I never once in my life even seen a DEPICTION of a black hunter? big game or small? I genuinely do not understand this.

Close