2010s kino

Fleet foxes are goated
For me its white winter hymnal

for real?

I think most people are imagining the lumineers when they say stomp clap hey. But FF were definitely huge in the plaid and mason jar movement
youtu.be/a2KOI8Lt2Lc

yes just swap the mumford and sons for some random young nu-country wigger named "Cory Bigtown" or something

I found hipsters from that era to be annoying in their pretentiousness, but looking back, they were always comfy to hang out with. I could go for a craft beer and an Imagine Dragons concert right about now.

you seen what people look like nowadays? this was better

literally all of this still exists besides the most exaggerated hipster elements that almost nobody did in the first place
forcing nostalgia because boomers were obsessed with distinguishing decades is cringe

rateyourmusic.com/genre/stomp-and-holler/

More of a Bon Iver guy myself
Altho I liked Father John Misty’s first album

Bon Iver

Enjoy the new album?

i still use those type of boots

O WHOA OH WHOA OH OH
OH WHOAH OH WHOAH WHOA WHOA

yeah I too hate how people nowadays don't have beards, jeans, shirts, boots, vinyl, non-corporate beer, and motorcycles

can I have my doomer upvotes now

What shoes are those?

People were happy, productive, and got along when people looked like this

you guys have turned this board into a circle jerk
guess the hack did the trick and ran off any mode of substance

Fleet Foxes

This and flight facilities was peak 2010 strippercore

Tag yourself

I did. He got a bit too experimental for me for a bit there, but he seems to have found is footing again. Speyside has some shades of for Emma, with much more production ofc

HEY
CUT THE SHIT
HIT THE WEIGHTS
BE ORIGINAL
AUTHENTIC
GULLY
REAL
RAW
ANY OF YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO 5TH STREET?

thoughbeit

trans dogswhistle

The last bastion of white civilization

Feel like the timeframe is way off. I remember growing my hair out and being scene from 2004-2006, and I don't think I was late to the party.

SOUL

now let's look at zoomer fashion stereotypes.

I want all of those people to die.

Still emo. SDRE not black veil brides or w/e

I literally never meet anyone that looked like this

Anyone remember when MDE made funny videos for about a month or two?
youtube.com/watch?v=PdxFVFGdCpE

Anyone remember when MDE made funny videos

no

there was at least 2 kinds of hipsters battling out in 2002, cool dudes with various styles into various niche music but a deep love of music finding eachother at common indie electronic music parties that were popping up because means of production were getting good and available at that level. and there was the guys into op's pic, old timey stuff as fetish rather than functionality and shit.

BEING A DICKHEAD'S COOL

heh

Still don’t understand how PBR specifically became their drink of choice

Did a stomp clap hey hipster cück you anon?

Hipsters were proto-soys. I live on the Canadian border and I remember my hipster friends talking about how living in our comfy suburb "might as well be like living in the Deep South"

Honestly. It only got shit on so much because it was just White people being happy and in touch with their roots.

stolen valor for wisconsin fags

It was something only boomer rednecks drank and the juxtaposition of some young "dapper" guy drinking it amused them

It's an oldfag meme little zoomoid, don't worry about it

"might as well be like living in the Deep South"

It's funny because you're LESS likely to find racism in the Deep South now, and moreso in the North

why are highly groomed beards and mustaches so cringe?

We didn't know how good we had it...

Amazing how little of an identity the 2020s have even compared to the 2010s

No music scene, everyone just exsists in their hyperinflated phone bubble and AI has destroyed people's perceptions of reality

Because PBR for decades has been synonymous with low class and working class schlubs from the midwest. A significant aspect of the whole scene was aping styles and appearances from lower class people from decades gone by. PBR was the obvious choice for a beer because budweiser and coors and miller were all considered mainstream at the time.

They’re bold, I’ll give them that

The Mountain Man was (no pun intended) the apex and the vintage queen was when it started getting jewed up.

Yeah they had no idea naturally. South is actually

less white

less safe

less racist

broke

zoomer fashion

They are literally into "our" fashion with the y2k stuff.
I wish for the scene to return.

Amazing how little of an identity the 2020s have even compared to the 2010s

I know right, I was just thinking about the same thing. Maybe the retarded zoomer haircut? Barely a sub-culture around it though

Dying your hair two different colors and having shitty tats and plugs from a young age is just everything gay about the scenes that used to feature these with none of the upsides or actual culture. Pure consumptioncore.

I'm not white

The 2020s was the decade everyone stopped giving a fuck about what others were doing. That's why theres no cultural zeitgeist anymore

I missed being young. I was young for this but didn't really participate in any subcultures. The purpose of that point in your life is basically to find a mate and a job and I didn't get either

This has never been more wrong and grows less correct by the second. An entire generation can't even comprehend existing in a world without smartphones.

The first 30 seconds were so obnoxious I stopped watching

these white people are complete faggot cucks who have completely capitulated to us

AYO WE STILL HATE DEM CORNY ASS BITCHES KILL THEM

huh

Unless you were in New York you were always going to be at least a few years behind. Even Chicago had a lag. Skinny jeans didn’t make it up to where I was in northern Michigan til like 2010

Age?

lol I forgot about this

My guess is Lynch's Blue Velvet. The dialogue goes Heineken? Pabst Blue Ribbon!

35
so sort of missed out on this hipster shit was a bit too young
I actually lived in portland while Portlandia was being made but I was pretty jaded with people by the time I was 20 or so and was done with the social circles and all that so pretty much just stayed by myself

Noel Gallagher said it best. A beard is okay cause you got lazy and let it grow out. But a mustache means you're selectively choosing to let hair grow in this one area. I'm not 'aving that.

the scenes that used to feature them were gay as fuck too

Are hipsters still a thing today?

I absolutely will not drink IPA’s to this day. Horrible taste and bad hangover. Whisky and blonde lager is the best.

trying to recon that the people engaging in this fad were anything but the most shallow, narcissistic turbofaggot shitlibs

Why can't you normal faggots fuck off to the real world where you belong

I never understood how dudes just grew their hair out one month. It'd take me literal years to get mine long enough to put in a bun.

Yes. Almost every major city still has a neighborhood full of them.

Poster child for female hipsters

Ends up divorcing her indie rock husband and is now engaged to some tv realtor bro

mountain man was trash and for the first time made me understand cultural appropriation and it's lame

Stomp clap hey for people who pretend to hate stomp clap hey

Yes
They became lesbians

i had so much fun in 2002, 2004-2008, a beep in 2010 but it was the end, for me, of indie weird rock,various electronic genres started to peter out too . rock went indie-landfill, innovative experimental music went ambient. its still like that now. i guess? there is some nice things here and there but even in fashion nothing blew my mind or just thrilled me since at least 2016

Are "ball jars" in vogue now with these idiots?
Finally Muncie's time has come

Lmao, f-fuck

holy fuck we've reach a time where the underaged are nostalgia larping over the gayest and worst fad of the 21st century

Hipsters were redditors and that music was absolute dogshit

the loose shirt tucked into ridiculous baggy jeans look is utter shit, zoomers are going to regret wasting their prime years wearing that garbage

These females look like they smell like feet (in a bad way)

HEY SOUL SISTER

AIN'T THAT MR. MISTER ON THE RADIO

STEREO

it's called a mason jar you foreigner retard and these fucking niggers caused the price of them to skyrocket reeeeeeee i fucking hate hipsters

I was doing the mountain man in college but it was years out of date at that point
The reason hipster fashion evolved so fast was that, by the time you heard about it/it was being parodied in the media, it was already over. You had to actually be in Williamsburg to get in on it while it was cool.

when yogurt monkeys have to come up with their own culture and not steal it from POC this is the shit they come up with kek

For me, it's Emo Redux.

Bait but actually kinda true, you can confidently say that there is absolutely no non-white contribution to hipster culture.

It literally says "Ball" on the front of it. They where mass produced here for decades, that's why they call them ball jars.

"mountain man" fashion is any midwestern/pacific north west/canadian city at any given time you gay retard. it's literally just cultural appropriation

i have literally never heard of anyone call them a ball jar, you gay retard

instagram.com/p/DJRzlgetmw0/?hl=en

NEURON ACTIVATION

You seem to be forgetting that there was a large subset of hipsters who loved Kid cudi, and then chance the rapper and Run the Jewels

Wasn't mostly because its cheap? Like not the absolute cheapest but still just cheap enough that people saw you drinking it and thinking "Man, that dude must be broke."

I knew one of these and he married the darkest black girl I've ever met (white presenting) and got really into hip hop

Of course

youtu.be/JpKfwvL-WcY

open the video

dude just keeps saying he loves cowboy bebop

kek too perfect

Kek cmon, everyone made fun of this shit, it was the lowest hanging fruit out there to hate hipsters

cowboy bebop is Japanese pg

They have good taste in anime

Personally I went the hipster-to-alt/far right pipeline.

it's what women would do if they grew beards

I was secretly a Juggalo around 2004

That was a lot better than the safe sleazy aesthetic that prevails nowadays

That's a good, classic haircut.

Surrounded by $2000 phones with 3+ separate camera lenses and everyone just uses filters which make you look like a blurry mess, even when... modeling clothes under a goofy pretense. it's all so inauthentic and contrived

lmao millennials really be making entire threads seething about about gen z fr fr :skull:

I miss those times

2000s hipsterdom had little to no interest in rap, they were almost entirely focused on indie rock. It was only in the first year or two of the 2010s after Obama and MBDTF came out that you started seeing nerdy white boys get really into rap for whatever reason. There was a famous HipsterRunoff article about this trend entitled 'The Negrofication of Pitchfork'

Rap rock was a thing for a little while and some proto-hipster types were into numetal in the 00's, these things sort of flowed into each other where I lived. Hipsters grew out of indie music scene mostly and there was some overlap with rap, I remember all of that leading up to vaporwave and then artists like lil peep. And now somehow white people are the most popular indie rappers

Worst thing ever back in 2011 but today? It's even slightly nostalgic. That is horrifying.

In 1939 the ball company manufactured 54% of all the canning jars made in the US

Idk what shithole you dwell in, but when half the jars in your country have the word "BALL" on them people tend to call them Ball jars. It's not rocket science.

canning jar or mason jar, ball jar. Kleenex, tissue...

white culture bad

We wanna do brainrot jeans.

But by the time we do a theme its already outdated

"Shrek has a timeless quality"

Are "ball jars" in vogue now with these idiots

If by "in vogue now" you mean "in vogue for a couple of years more than a decade ago" then yes

Gets old that all of these 40+ year old dudes care about brain rot - or have to cater to it for revenue. It's like cultural graffiti

Yes, but they look much more feminine.

They sell jeans dude, its the lowest kind of fashion there is. All denim people buy weird special edition jeans thinking someone will notice the fact that the insides are pink and its made on ye olde craftsman loom or whatever, and then they realize nobody gives a shit because everyone assumes your jeans cost 20 dollars and you got them at walmart.

Revisionist bullshit. Beastie Boys were nerdy whites. Nerdy white guys were really into KRS One and Public Enemy. Nerdy white guys were really into Wu-Tang and Dipset. There has never been a time since the creation of rap where there were not nerdy white guys into it.

imagine caring about all this pointless shit.

none of these, i am the timeless fat nerd

gayest and worst fad of the 21st century

Not even the gayest and worst fad/music circa 2010

youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

You come to Anon Babble's Anon Babble board for what, Deep philosophical discussions about french cinema?

What famous hipster from the peak of hipsterdom in the late 2000s-early 2010s has aged the worst? My money is on Lena Dunham. Look at her in Girls compared to her in current year.

TWENTY TWENTY VISION JUST A PAIR OF EMPTY FRAMES
DRESSING LIKE A NERD ALTHOUGH I NEVER GOT THE GRADES
NOW WE'RE TAKING OVER THEIR ESTATES
OOOWAAAOOWWOOOOO

The worst thing about modern white söyböy culture is ironically how intolerant they are. They just want to ban and censor and cancel everything and I can't abide that.

That era was kino as fuck faggot. Dubstep was great. Yes some of the American stuff was too boorish and bastardized, but there were bangers left and right. Sorry you never got drunk and blasted Flux Pavillion or Pretty Lights at a college party in 2011 bud. Your loss, seriously.

I am so god damn happy got to live my teenage years and early 20's before they clamped down 100%. I remember during freshman orientation in 2009 some spic "student liason" doing a little 30 minute lecture on "date rape" everybody just rolles their eyes. She was very apologetic and meek delivering the message, whereas today I'm sure it's a full blown struggle session.

I will never forget distinctly recognizing when the anti white shit started gaining significant traction (had been in the works for decades of course). Trayvon Martin fiasco was when globohomo pressed the button and decided to reopen the worst racial strife in 20 years and go full bore into attack and destroy mode.

I had a good time with my youth before it all went to shit, sad but still feels good man

youtube.com/watch?v=PEbJ4qLiMu0

normalfag/sex haver culture has never and will never interest me. no matter how many of you tourists flood here.

I was gonna say Kirsten Stewart but she's back to being a blonde now and looking great.

Do zoomers even have any of their own subcultures anymore? they just copy whatever they see blacks on social media are doing

I find this aesthetic extremely gay and cringe. Not sure why this one in particulat bugs me so much. The faux masculinity maybe ?

I live in Wburg AMA

No, nothing is ever done of out genuine interest, they just move like a swarm of locusts from social fad to fad and because of social media it lasts for a week or two until the marrow is sucked out and devoured. It’s like a couple years ago there was some gay trend of zoomer boys singing sea shanties on TikTok. They just mine for social novelty, exhaust it immediately, then look for something else.

I can imagine it would be hard to deny the impulse to go along with it. Not really their fault since the bottom has dropped out from society and all they have are their phones

I will fucking kill myself if I ever have to listen to this piece of shit IRL ever again.

Thats what i thought originally but its probably just trust fund kids stealing lower class aesthetics to appear more lower class because being working/low class is hip when youre rich.

Its faux everything. its like a cultural movement based around being nostalgic for things they've never personally lived through but like the aesthetics of. Through their nostalgia they end up tainting everything they touch with a pretentious quality because they can't just like basic shit like coffee or jeans, they have to know a million things about the brown bean soup they drink in the morning and enough to justify wearing the same pair of pants for a year without washing them.

Also PBR was way cheaper than other macro brews back in the 2000s.

you guys sure know an awful lot about shit you claim to hate.

Its mimicry anon. There's no substance to it

why

unironically agreed. early 2010s parties blasting dubstep was the best time of my life

Hitler knew a lot about Jews.

Ya that summarizes hipsterdom in general regardless of which look or phase were looking at.

No. Because gatekeeping isn't a thing anymore. Now great works of art and slop will appear indistinguishable among a sea of images and sounds provided by algorithms. That obscure film that you liked is now an edit on TikTok and retards on Letterboxd will pretend to know about it and drop one-line reviews with hundreds of likes. That song by an indie artist that meant so much to you is nothing more than a trendy sound on Instagram reels.

i bet you wax nostalgic about being a faggoty emo kid, get off your high horse

ashton without the gay stuff

Anon Babble meme however.

people are nostalgic for the hipster era now

In 10-15 years they'll be making threads like this one

Literally me, zero fucks given and I still crush pussy.

We're already at a point where people who were super into supreme are talking about their youth where they sat in a line outside a store to get the latest release of white T-shirts with a red printed rectangle with white text inside it as their golden age as if they weren't just being scammed by marketing departments

yeah I remember emo being ~2004, scene ~2007, and full on hipster peaking ~2012.

I actually miss that music but not the outfit trends.

has anyone tried putting a plug in a zoomer's forehead

I prefer this over the zoomer trend of wearing sweatpants/pajama pants everywhere with the same stupid broccoli haircut

Do millennials really think the manbun was better than the broccoli cut?

Sounds like gen z except they knew more about beans and jeans

Broccoli cuts have been dead for a few years, where do you live?

Name 3. I've literally never heard any of that shit in 2010s kino. It's mostly Party Rock Anthem

You can be enthusiastic about things that are popular

green girl a cute

Instead of jeans Gen Z gets into European Interwar period political theories and 19th century oil paintings.

absolutely nothing kino about this
millennials are the worst generation since boomers on nearly every front

You are all such miserable faggots. I like it. It makes me know I'm in the right place.

EVERYTHING IS BAD AND EVERYONE SHOULD FEEL BAD!

That was the east cost timeline because that’s where this all started

lol yeah they do like their "video essays," too bad they're basically superficial readings of like half a wiki article rather than a deep dive and resulting analysis
Zoomers seem much more desperate to find things on Wikipedia to make an identity out of desu

youtube.com/watch?v=zvCBSSwgtg4
anything mumford and sons

I wish "men's wingtip dress shoes" (made of fucking plastic, $300 when the genuine article had been just 400-500 prior) hadn't made a comeback because of these guys.

isn't it from int?

It is bad. Everything made in the last 20 years is bad. WE'RE GOING DOWN THE DRAIN.

Oh I didn’t realize he had a new one

I've been wearing the same pair of vintage black Guess jeans and black leather boots everyday for the past five years. They just werk.

Why do zoomers think the trash bag fit is cool? They all wear huge baggy clothes that gives them a blob profile. Are they intentionally trying to make themselves looks agender and sexless?

post jeans, i wanna rate your fades

its just comfortable dude

Anon Babble seething over the last predominantly white subculture in the US

Coffee missing

For me it's hipster, Japan.

Yes. The zoomer fears and is sickened by sex and attractiveness. I can't blame them since they were raised in the age of the tranny when people were trying to say sexual deviants that wanted to molest them and chop parts of their bodies off were heckin valid and normal. I'd want to wear uggo camouflage too if I was surrounded by those things.

Yeah that's why my 70 year old dad wears sweatpants everywhere
Is this why you don't fuck each other?

SO SHOW ME FAMILY
OR THE BLOOD THAT I WOULD BLEED
TOOK A BUS TO CHINA TOWN

Yeah they are. They’re trying to mimic the 90’s boxy fits but it just doesn’t work. It makes them look really bad, especially the women with the incredibly baggy mom jeans.

I’ve also noticed a few zoomer women dressing in caricature level plain Jane outfits like they are trying to look like a 45 year old middle school librarian in the year 1989

my people were scene. we were scene kids.

Modern Hipster Japan is just my WW2 veteran grandpa's everyday clothes

Kinda ironic.

hes the best one

circle jerk

leave

Yes, it was cheap but not as a cheap as natty lite which was the bottom beer.

I don't actually know anyone like this, and it seems to only exist online.

loose fitting clothes is better for the skin unironically. this is the one thing zooms got right.

two tone hair

ungf fuck yes

My boyfriend was big into this.

There was a vintage jap store in SoHo (ny) a few years back and the sold old farmer onesies like the guy in the pic for about $500. total scam.

Their revenge for Hiroshima and Nagasaki is paying $500 for the dead soldier's $10 pants.

tfw you fell for the selvedge denim meme back then

Paid almost $300 for a pair and they were easily the most uncomfortable pair of jeans I ever owned. Didn't even get the "sick fades"

My fyp is full of tiktoks saying were entering a recession. So, maybe OP's pic is coming back soon?

entering a recession

we never left the last one friendo. goalposts were moved to avoid acknowledging 2022

The amount of seethe these threads generate from millennials who were clearly obsessed with this lifestyle at the time is absolutely delicious. God I fucking love that I'll always be younger, hipper, smarter, and more interesting than you waste of a generation.

Go ahead and make a smug reply before sucking back a Xanax before a night of restless sleep. Your world belongs to Gen Z, cuckos.

Japan respects white American culture.

I asked my Gen Alpha son what a clever response to someone being smug is, he told me to ask you what color your Bugatti is. I'm sure you understand even though I, as a Ferrari owner, don't.

LEL you don't even have sex with your own women and had to outsource fucking zoomer bitches to millennials, you don't run shit broccoli head. Go get your shinebox shortpants.

he doesn't remember Sage Francis or Anticon and its Yid Hop wigger rappers from the late 90s/00s

dressing in caricature level plain Jane outfits like they are trying to look like a 45 year old middle school librarian in the year 1989

That sounds much more stylish than wearing JNCOs and a triple XXL neutral tone sweater. It looks like zoomer women are going for the Burqa profile.

bc zoomies are feminine

Go to thrift store

Buy vintage jeans that fit great for $3

Buy vintage shirts that fit great and are made well for $2

Wait for a sale and buy a pair of Wolverine 1000 mile boots for $150

Get a big thing of Kiwi shoe polish for $4

There, you don't have to buy anything but underwear for the next decade. Simple as.

Can i get a qrd on the jars?
What do they use them for?

Those are mason jars and hipsters used to drink out of them for some reason

Wolverine 1000 mile boots

This nigger knows what's up. Best boots ever and well worth the price.

a cup is a cup

You put your balls in them after your wife has you castrated. That's why they say Ball on them.

Mason jars as drinking vessels are seen as folksy, thrifty and “old timey”; hipsters of that era were basically doing Depression cosplay

Yeah but a jar isn't a cup. If anything the design makes it harder to drink out of it.

do you have tiny hands or something?

Hideu the Pain Harord

tfw no depression era qt wife that knows her place

We have to go back Kate.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dg3J9DMcLvI

Jej.

Size isn't the issue, its the shape of the jar. The threads on the rim that is narrower than the base. Normal cops are specifically designed not to have those features since they don't do anything to make it easier to drink out the thing. its like buying a pair of snow shoes and using then in the summer. Doesn't matter if you're unbothered by the heat, why are you even doing at all is the question.

That 2016 election comment is right on the money.

The cool guys who pioneered this look did it naturally because they were ex-cons who tried to turn a new leaf and just kept their rural and prison fashion. Then people emulated this look without living hte life.

Ah, the "women are safe around me" look!

remember when Fallout Boy went stomp clap hey for like two albums? lmao that was cringe

taking xanax for sleep

Do they really? benzos fuck you up worse than heroin and they have a year long withdrawal

if you are taking xanax you either do it to get high and dont give a shit like zoomers, or if you are so mentally ill not taking it is worse

In 2010 I was high as fuck with friends going to a Neon Indian concert, and I told some girl in the crowd that in 2020 all the baby boomers would die and we’d have peace, love, and legal drugs, and now I’m 33 shitposting on Anon Babble. lol

being a juggalo in 2004 is 100x less cringe than being a johnny-come-lately stomp clap hey hipster in 2012. that was the most bandwagon shit i've ever seen in my life. and furthermore, icp's first 6 jokers cards are pure 90s detroit rap kino. i saw them 3 times live (yes, i painted my face) and it was an absolute blast. everyone was cool, they'd pick you up if you fell, they'd pass any drugs they had over if you signaled for a hit. all love.

My grandma used to use Mason jars for cups, I always figured it was because we were poor and it was what they had laying around. Nothing like getting an ice cold jar of well water after a Summer day of sexual experimentation with your hot distant cousin that lives in the farm down the holler I tell you hwat.

I like stomp clap hey and I'm tired of pretending I don't

I dress like Carl from ATHF

aytellyouwhatmanedemgoddarnjarsgoodbelikeslurpingslurpman sheeit

Same. I think it's because of the banjos and my inbred bogtrotter mountainfolk blood. It's my culcha.

if anything it's a pain in the ass to find something to do with the lids besides throw them out and waste some perfectly good jars

You know? I never thought about it.
The world never recovered from 2008. When I talk with old people they always say there was a boom in the 1970s or 1980s, how everyone was making some crazy money in the 1990s. Then you look after 2008 and there was no economic bonanza, just ok periods where things were meh, not as bad.

Ditto. Missouri and N. Florida blood in my veins.

preserving shit like pickles and fruit

The doc from a few years ago about Dash Snow is a pretty good look at 2000s hipsterism and how and why it came it to be.

just when i thought music opinions couldn't get any WORSE than the absolute fag shit i read on Anon Babble....

lol its funny when zoomers try to bully people online. They always reek of insecurity doing it, it’s not instinctual to them like it is to us.

We used to invite people into aol chat rooms and abuse them with every slur under the sun, meanwhile you’ll get expelled and arrested for calling a kid a faggot. Lmao

It's literally corproate demo music. It is aping the sound of "rural" and "americana" but it's calculated rich people music.

I ridiculed this back in the day, but now I have a soft spot for it because it’s better than the alternative

There was still a fading element of scene kid post hardcore “arrogant hipster” that rejected the mainstream hipsterism. You wouldn’t get it unless you had cool friends sounds arrogant but it’s true.

Good times

Stop liking things I don't like ree!

You should go back to Anon Babble. I'm sure they have another "homosexual negro felon mumbles over a preprogrammed Casio keyboard riff and posts it on soundcloud" album that they'll assure you is da best frfr.

"homosexual negro felon mumbles over a preprogrammed Casio keyboard riff and posts it on soundcloud"

sounds kino.

Don't care, sounds neat and makes me stomp my foot and say hey and sometimes clap.

Sorry anon but we're all about dark wizard rap battles now.

youtu.be/dVSjvh4vdpM

Poop Shitstain and ZestemMolestem hooked up again? Need it!

we're gonna feel that way about broccoli haircuts and bruh speak eventually. since things are only going one direction, downwards

New copypasta just dropped

I had this reply planned out about the emo scene and all this other junk but what's the fucking point? I lived it, it was great. It's gone now. Every peak is a flash in the pan.

GIVE ME A SECOND I NEED TO GET MY STORY STRAIGHT

the whole ICP thing seems so goofy to me and I don't love their music but I could really let go and enjoy a Juggalo festival I think. Really does seem like a lot of good vibes and white folk.

post it anyways, i'm interested

it's an Anon is an old chunk of coal boomer and some modern pop song comes on the radio that actually sounds okay while he's in the shower and he imagines himself performing it in front of his high school and everybody being in awe of him but then he is jerked back to the reality that he graduated over a decade ago and he's gotta hurry up and get dressed because he has to make it to his doctor's appointment to check his blood pressure episode

Fucking reruns.

I remember turning 16 in the summer of 2007 and applying at American apparel and Urban Outfitters for a first time job. lol I got hired at Hot Topic instead. I miss the mall
So much bros. I remember in the fall of 2009 Xanax, and Four Lokos took off as the fun party drugs. Like half my friend group is dead from suicides or drug ODs. I feel bad for Gen Z a lot.

So many of my old friends are dead from fent. In hindsight they were total fucking scumbags, but it's still weird to think about.

growing up is realizing most of the people you liked grew up to be scum (and you probably are too)

Fent. Remember when cocaine wasn’t going to kill you? I remember. I miss going to hipster dive bars and people were packed into the “bathroom” to do coke. lol

It was a more comfy time.

Sounds like sharty, you dumb faggot

why are they all so skinny

I miss cocaine. I don't touch street drugs anymore because of that shit. It used to be every year I would buy an 8ball on my birthday and get zooted and fuck some stripper or other whore I met at a bar. Can't do that anymore because fentanyl ruined everything. Now I just get drunk by myself and whack off.

I was going to be sympathetic but if you legitimately were friends with a bunch of people that died it means you’re a low class dirtbag. What we referred to as gummies back in the day. In a similar culture but with an unmistakable tainting of untrustworthiness, low intelligence, inability to moderate, more likely to be ugly, etc

The scene and booze and even recreational drugs were fun but low class scum couldn’t handle it died, that’s why people didn’t associate with those types

Steady diet of cigarettes and Peruvian marching powder or horse will do that, even if you are downing IPAs and PBRs.

tabby does b/g now

Not him but I wouldn't hang out with those people now. Back then it was fun and dangerous to do scumbag shit. You either grow out of it or die.

I like beer a lot. I even like a number of cheap, mass market beers. I fucking hate PBR. I still remember gagging when I was given some at a party 15 years ago.

Doesn't she look like shit now and got fat?

Yeah but you gotta understand most people, even those that dabble or go through phases would still never surround themselves with people like that. It’s simply a mark of bad judgment to the extent that it’s suspicious no matter the phase of life. Not being a dick just being straight with you

At least they still actually bother making new memes instead of beating the same dead horse from 2016 for an entire decade

No? She's clearly not underaged anymore, but she's still looking great. You might be thinking of kitteh or something. I caught Zunechan posting a few months ago. she looked ok

These guys were the straight edge emo faggots that thought nobody would remember how faggy they were a few years before if they wore boots and grew a beard. The point is: their taste in rock music never had any testosterone.

t. 37 year oldfag

emo/screamo/crabcore/scene had way more artistic merit than stomp clap hey. the entire genre was created to be in Hyundai commercials. talk all the shit you want, but Norma Jean's first few albums had insane musicianship. Mumford and Sons couldn't play one of their songs, but Norma could play ANY Mumford song.

Not him but agreed. Putting yourself in the situation at all taints you as an untrustworthy individual

Zunechan was always my #1. I caught my first ban for telling her I was going to tie her up in a Brooklyn basement and make her my personal fucktoy. Apparently that was bad.

All these fucking cornballs look the fucking same

let me guess you liked Avenged Sevenfold?

Nobody gives a shit about Taking Back Sunday or Mumford & Sons. I’ve spent the past year going to sold-out ELO and AC/DC shows in arenas and stadiums. Guess what? Boomer rock won. Your Hyundai-core never made it past Pitchfork and dorm rooms. Cope.

nta, but their first EP and City Of Evil are pure kino

Your Hyundai-core

my post was literally against stomp clap hey, you fuckin retard. learn to read.

Cool, so you hated both stomp clap hey and Hot Topic warbling. Guess what? So did the rest of the world. That’s why your sacred emo/screamo bands are now playing dive bars in Dayton while I’m watching AC/DC melt faces in a sold out stadium full of hot bitches and chads in Pittsburgh. Even Creed’s reunion tour last year had more cultural weight than anything you’re defending. Boomer rock didn’t just win, it buried your scene and pissed on the grave.

I was actually cool then, I discovered all these bands years before they went mainstream and stopped listening to them by the time their popularity was peak.

You might think this is a joke but the creative energy of the band is destroyed by popularity.

Literally nobody ITT was a mustache skinny jeans hipster back then, so why pretend? You're either too young to remember them or mocked their silly appearance. But those people long since moved on while you're still here thinking about them. I bet half of you were on Anon Babble posting in a thread just like this in the year 2011. And that's cringe

i've been to more concerts than you and seen way more legends, faggot. i'll rape you if you think you're so tough. I saw Rush, Elton John, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Kiss, AC/DC (yes EVERYONE has seen them, dumbass), Tommy Emanuel, etc etc etc. You think you're a big tough guy with cool music taste, but the truth is, i'd stuff my dong inside your little tube of circus peanuts that you call a butthole. i'd fill you up like a BUICK. i'd top off ALL of your fluids. You tough now, big man?

Those bands never had any 'scene' associated with them. They were just on the radio at the auto body store. These bands offered something different for a brief moment in time

I discovered all these bands years before they went mainstream

I was posting about the brak show on Anon Babble in 2011. I wore raw denim nudie jeans, canvas white tretorn sneakers, and alternative apparel or American apparel blank t shirts. I had then, and just gave myself a Hitler youth haircut.

Did you actually have friends and went to shows and did stuff? Or were you just a Anon Babble weirdo loner?

Tom Hardy and Shia Leboof was in a movie about it

Imagine bragging about seeing Rush and Elton John only to write like a mid-2000s Xbox Live predator.
“offered something different for a brief moment”? So did Crystal Pepsi. Just say your scene died and move on. Meanwhile, the “no-scene” bands still headline festivals, still sell physical media, and still get played without irony. Enjoy your local emo night at the corner pub with a fag flag in the window bro

I am the real human being here, not you.
It happened all the time.
I would find these bands and study their first album or two, forget about them, and then my normiecattle friends would talk about them long after I stopped thinking of them.

I am a successful professional musician by the way.

I was a 2008 hipster, wore American eagle and Abercrombie and Fitch preppy shit but rock emo hair and listend to metalcore and led zeppelin

Tattoos are so cringe
They are clearly a makeup substitute

I am a successful professional musician by the way.

“offered something different for a brief moment”? So did Crystal Pepsi. Just say your scene died and move on. Meanwhile, the “no-scene” bands still headline festivals, still sell physical media, and still get played without irony. Enjoy your local emo night at the corner pub with a fag flag in the window bro

Enjoy your balcony seats next to grey haired suburban boomers

That is quite a unique personality you assembled.
What else have you achieved since then, in terms of selecting amazing combinations of consumer products with which to define yourself?

like a mid-2000s Xbox Live predator

you seem pretty familiar. you get your bussy filled up?

mid-2000s Xbox Live predator

No such thing.
That era of online gaming was just white men coming together and wielding their unleashed masculinity.
Some of them were into some sexual oddities, certainly, and some of them only acquired the taste for these things against the better part of their will, but everyone knew what they were getting into.

Well, the one thing I do that basically every other guy on Earth has done is fuck your whore mother.

No straight man uses the term bussy

“Balcony seats”? We were 12 rows from the stage, field level homo. While you were trying not to sweat through your Brand New hoodie at the dive bar’s emo night, I was watching legends play to 60,000 people who showered. Your scene smells like unwashed denim and vape juice, and half your favorite bands couldn’t even hack it past Warped Tour.

I wore FUBU clothes because I was a white kid from the suburbs.

Röyksopp

you're putting words in my mouth. i never said shit. post pic of your creamy little hipster stomp/clap/hey-loving bussy. i'm gonna make that thing look like a wad of chewed-up bubble gum

remember Ecco? with the dumb rhino on the shirt?

Anon I am also old and go see all of those bands you have mentioned at big shows and always made fun of emo kids but you sound like a total faggot. Who gives a shit what people listen to, are you twelve?

THE WAY YOU MOVE IT AINT FAIR YOU KNOW

i hope you never go outside, because they still play it everywhere

restaurants

bars

department stores

clothing stores

petco

home depot

I'm 35 and at the time everyone regarded hipsters as poser faggots

Rape all of them

this. they were laughed at. they were the generation of retards that went on to start those "just two best buds from college with a CRAZY dream" gastropubs. the ones with a QR code menu and $22 hamburgers with fries on the side in a metal basket for only $8 extra. i had friends try to drag me to those faggot places. don't hang with them anymore.

I saw them at a rock festival last weekend. Weird shit, but I kind of get it

That was the hipster psyop.
They never existed.
It was a ploy to get people to double down on their self ignorance and attach harder to the pop culture niche they find themselves in.
Everyone is essentially exactly like a hipster. They are frauds adopting a fake culture just to fit in.
But they only feel comfortable copying a more popular template.
All of the archetypal hipster stuff was popular.
But people like you, the majority, weren't poser faggots because you only dabbled in it a little bit.
That's what makes the difference, the social labels on the things you adopt and copy, not their substance or the fact that you are just a brainless consumer.

Did they do the magnets song?

they're way over the hill, unfortunately. J can't even breathe anymore. the best time to see them was from 93-05

When my step-dad died my older sister took our younger sisters to Chuck-E-Cheese to cheer them up and the robot rat and his band were singing this. Ignoring how inappropriate going there might seem in that situation, it was probably the most surreal experience in my life.

youtube.com/watch?v=d6QlnO7iT7E

All I remember is a “fuck you” song. I had to fight to get out of there after Chiodos finished and I watched icp from a distance. I kind of regret not staying up by the stage

Chiodos

NOW we're talking. talk more about that

the average lesbian looks like a hoofed animal or an amphibian

Weird, I have an awkward someone died story about that song too. My best friend's mom died and she wanted it played at her funeral for some reason and when the funeral home guy tried to play it it was super loud and skipped horribly and no one could get it to stop so half of the room was crying and the other half was desperately trying not to laugh while HEYYY-EY HEYYY-EY HEYYY-EY HEYYY-EY repeated over and over at a gorillion decibels for about three minutes.

*kills everyone she knows to save a cunt*

They were fucking great man. No lip synching this time, sounded awesome, lots of energy. It was the highlight of a long four days

THESE ARE THE EMOTIONS I WANT YOU ALL TO FEEL WHEN I DIE
THESE ARE THE EMOTIONS I PRETENDED TO HAVE WHEN I WAS ALIVE

I will live on in all your hearts and minds through my unique taste in music

CAPTURE THE SOVL OF THE EVENT IN MY CAMERA LENSE
ENCODE IT AND SAVE IT FOREVER
I WILL HARVEST THIS ENERGY FOR A LONG TIME OH YES
MY POSITION IN SOCIETY WILL RISE WITH THIS OH YES

imagine the smell

omg u were at that concert omg thats so cool what was it like can you take me next time oh yeah im ovulating lets have a sleepover

Chiodos, Saosin, Norma Jean, DropDeadGorgeous and early ASkyLitDrive were soooooo fuckin talented and kino

I got to see Saosin that weekend too. Also Silverstein and Hawthorne

I will unsheathe my hram for you hot bhabi.

This guy came through, permanently changed the standard for food and drink in whatever city he was in for the better, and now makes a good salary as some UI designer in a small rural area with a wife and kids.
He won, and you seethe because he dared to look and act better than you cookie monster pajama-wearing hicks

i studied the blade...

Twee, this is still more or less how i dress

Yes, I had friends. None of them understood Anon Babble and they still don't.

It's for uggos and/or baldies

Id fuck em both

To fuck art hoes.

bro that's sad asf. not a flex at all.

irony-poisoned zoomer queer immediately moves to passive-aggressive zingers mentally spoken in some gay lisp whenever he sees someone have actual interests , Exhibit A