KEK this is from Star Wars? Where are the fucking aliens...

In this scene, we see the Ghor singing a song celebrating their culture. It wouldn't make sense for there to be aliens, as aliens are not Ghor.

Hope that helps!

Cope

They just ripped off Les Miserables and people were okay with this?

I hated the lack of aliens. The show needed more scenes like

Alien: "Chowingachomchom! Blaargh!"

Andor: "No, Glop, we are not going to hijack the moisture freighter using a rancor in a dress. We tried that on Jedha and it ended in fire and screaming."

These are the best scenes in Star Wars!

UK wasn't around in the 1920s, dumbass

Le Miserables is about the June Rebellion of 1832, whereas the Andor scenes are inspired by the French Resistance during WW2.

Hope that helps!

this one was particularly bad. At least take off the extremely fucking distinctive AK front handguard with those little cutouts in the middle, and don't put a banana mag in it. A little dongle on the back is not enough transformation for the most recognizable gun on the planet.

"Erm akshually"

*insert bit of trivia to explain why something is actually really good and I am high brow for knowing it*

Yes, I provided you with true information that should clear up the misconceptions behind your complaints.

I hope that helped!

Haven't watched andor at all. Does he have an annoying cute mascot like everything else in disney wars?

Galadriel's subjects are a bunch of pot-bellied, lager-swilling bogans wearing string vests

Missed opportuniy t.b.h.

1st season Andor was pretty bad

Star Wars isn't about aliens anymore you fucking chud, it's about standing up to Trump!

George Lucas loves it, according to Gilroy's family, and that's a good thing. You're fighting a losing battle against the creator.

The most surprising thing about this planet was how white it was

nah it was 10/10, easily the best SW media since ESB, perhaps ever.

No because it's different from all the other childish crap and instead has really deep and mature themes that only high IQ adults can appreciate

As alien as it gets

opening your movie with boring politics about the Senate

NOT MY STAR WARS. GEORGE LUCAS RAPED MY CHILDHOOD

kek I never noticed how these are just office chairs on wheels. a lot of the new hope props and sets have aged horribly

Star Wars was always like this!

George Lucas likes it!

Get new material, shills, you guys have been doing this since TLJ

The UK in its current form dates from 1922, dumbass.

You cannot handle the troof.

What's wrong with office chair in the office? Are they supposed to be hoverchairs?

reveals their Last Jedi Derangement Syndrome

Sad!

SW has a rough and industrial aesthetic and normal office chairs simply don't fit in

For me it's the plastic patio chair

are these the strawmen that reddit creates in their minds into order to feel good about themselves?

It's pretty interesting looking back at the deleted scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=6a0Ak4OKhy0

Andor is 100% Star Wars

Where's the star wras board?

Andor looks like Star Trek from the jj Abram’s movies

Are there really no aliens in the show or weird and wacky sci fi shit like in the OT and PT? It's really just WW2: In Space?

Kill all AI and AI enablers

What's wrong with red bricks?

WW2 in space minus the space and the war and just walking and monologuing through London

film random apartment complex in London

call it Coruscant

They just gave no fucks. This was not a show made with love and care. Obviously, because it's creator hates Star Wars.

Schizos were bitching about the bricks in season 1 because star wars didn't have much bricks in it beforehand. I dunno seems kinda retarded to me since it makes sense that different planets had different building techniques

Holy shit it's Tatooine!!

The amount of seething that Andor is creating is funny as fuck

This is 2000 years old roman cabinet preserved under volcanic ash. You can still find basically the same model in every Ikea.

Why would there be aliens on a white nationalist planet?

>film random apartment complex in London

>call it Coruscant

>It's ultimate kino

It just looks like fucking earth. You had all these exotic ass planets in the prequels that felt like a galaxy far far away but all of Andor's settings are just soulless Earth places with no aliens or any kind of space fantasy worldbuilding

You had all these exotic ass planets in the prequels that felt like a galaxy far far away

kino

How is coruscant earthlike? There's a ton of flying cars and aliens and shit. Also the wedding planet wasn't very earthlike either

oh no real life inspired clothes

You haven't seen OT have you?

Coruscant in Andor looks nothing like Coruscant in other media we have seen

oh yeah well that scene just looks like any old city on earth. Downtown San Franciso, Theed Palace, who can even tell the difference?

Passing through to say I'm superior to you because I never cared for spaceshit. Bye!

post a pic from A New Hope that isn't on Tatooine

or a pic from Empire Strikes Back

lol newfag

Theed Palace,

dude just put Hagia in the middle of Florence/Venice

The other media are:
Prequels which are focuses on Jedi Temple, Senate building and Palpatine's office
Cartoons.

We've seen maybe 5 different locations on Coruscant in the prequels.

Padme's Apartment

Jedi temple

Senate

Nightclub

Palpatine's office

The idea that a planet sized city couldn't have different areas with different architecture styles is retarded.

Any frame from those two will have more soul than Anbore. Just admit you never liked Star Wars

Sneed Palace.

FACT: it is scientifically impossible to tell the difference between Seville, Spain and Naboo.

Of course it's inspired by real life, dumbass. All art draws inspiration from life. The difference between not!seville in PM and coruscant in blandsnore is that naboo took a real place and made it more ornate, decadent, and grand, and blandsnore just depicted some dingy buildings in london with a couple cgi spaceships in the background.

you see like half the fuckin planet during the speeder chase

You see some vaguely building shaped bits of concrete and lights, yes.

Aliens are fucking stupid not gonna lie

Andor's Coruscant is missing the blade runner influence.

looks like shit which explains why andorfags like it (because theyre gay)

Why would you announce you're not going to lie?

Empire cracked down on that shit. Elan Sleazebaggano was publicly hanged.

Of course it's inspired by real life, dumbass.

So shut the fuck up.

is that naboo took a real place and made it more ornate, decadent, and grand

So they turned Seville into Venice.

and blandsnore just depicted some dingy buildings in london with a couple cgi spaceships in the background.

So exactly how centre of evil Galactic Empire should look like.

Deathsticks ain't the same since they removed the flavored options

It makes me sad that people watch this garbage.

There are aliens in the Star Wars universe, if you don't like that, watch something else. I don't get you """fans""" at all. It would be like going to an Italian restaurant and ordering the burger they happen to make just for shits and then demanding the restaurant to become a burger restaurant because you like it better than their Italian food

It makes me sad how hard they shill it and think they are some kind of intellectuals with refined cinema taste for consuming it.

Nope, because prequels literally shows how Empire eradicates all colours and makes everything dull and sterille

So exactly how centre of evil Galactic Empire should look like.

erm, there's actually a lore reason for why it looks like shit

Don't care, create a lore reason for it to not look shit, then make it actually not look like shit.
And in any event, Coruscant looks the way it did in the prequels at the end of RotJ so blandsnore is breaking the worldbuilding and lore anyway.

nnooooo no glupp shittos not star wars!

Nobody watches Star Wars for the glup shittos. Even you didn't. Star Wars has always been a drama moved by the humans and the humans only. There are ayys in Andor but they're not important. And rightly so, they were always at best set dressing or mascots, never the focus.

Naboo in episode 2 was literally just a place in italy. They barely had to use the bluescreen or cgi, the work was basically already done. Why is it a problem now so long as it looks nice?

Coruscant looks the way it did in the prequels at the end of RotJ so blandsnore is breaking the worldbuilding and lore anyway.

Do you know how big Coruscant is?

it looks like shit

But it looks cool.

The aliens are an integral part of the aesthetics, just as much as the costumes, weapons, and set dressing is. They help to immerse you in the fantasy world of star wars, and in that sense, they're extremely important.
If Jabba was just a dude in a earthtone jacket (like every character in andor) and all of his hencmen were also just dudes in earthtone jackets, and their criminal empire was operated out of a brick building rather than a big, rusty palace in the desert, then the opening of rotj would feel completely different.

italy

It was Spain

Why is it a problem now so long as it looks nice?

Because it looks fucking terrible with no passion or attention to detail behind it.

The aliens are an integral part of the aesthetics,

Yeah remember all these aliens attacking Death Star near the Yavin-4.

Lucas

passion

Okay lol

I never noticed that there's the stupid Jedi Temple from sequel trilogy in the background

uh they weren't in this one scene so therefore you could actually omit them from the entire franchise and it would change nothing

you imagine a version of the mos eisley cantina scene where everyone is just a human in a jacket and tell me that that wouldn't be a humungous downgrade from the original.

If Jabba was just a dude in a earthtone jacket (like every character in andor) and all of his hencmen were also just dudes in earthtone jackets, and their criminal empire was operated out of a brick building rather than a big, rusty palace in the desert

If that was the case, I would be much more tolerant of Andor because it would be consistent. But there is such an obvious visual and tonal disconnect from Star Wars, I do not understand how people that claim to be Star Wars fans are so blind to it. They say it's just like the OT when it absolutely is not. I feel like these people are living in a different world.

We´ve been over this OP, Disney Wars is not Star Wars. How many times do we need to have this discussion for you to accept that simple fact?

It's not that they try to depict the Empire as bad, it's that they make the Empire like the U.S. as it should be and then depict it as evil. Would it really be so bad to be ruled by someone like Palpatine? Can you really look at the world around you and say you're okay with the sort of degeneracy you see all around you? Isn't THAT a sort of evil in itself? Palpatine might be "evil" but he is an evil where good people can thrive and prosper. That terrifies libtards.

protesters were let in

gaslit into a riot

media framed as a insurrection

hm

Don't forget the laser double barrel!

It's a cheap bbc show. Just has that vibe

Silly Hat Day really spiced things up. Krennic didn't wear a silly hat because he sucks, though.

Should make a bingo card at this point.

I'm a friend to AI. Sorry.

Except they spent like 650 million on it. And no one watched it LOL

PEAKY FOOKIN BLINDAS

More like you're a friend to Dorothy, queer

Tony Gilroy doesn't like AI, you know.

If Jabba was just a dude in a earthtone jacket (like every character in andor) and all of his hencmen were also just dudes in earthtone jackets, and their criminal empire was operated out of a brick building rather than a big, rusty palace in the desert, then the opening of rotj would feel completely different.

mfw rape and sex would be undeniably part of Star Wars since the OT

Every since Disney got their hands on it and put women and fags in charge Star Wars has increasingly become a shadow of its former self

dude it's le heckin serious so we have to put a teal tint over everything

Hacks

I don't know what the means. You're a schizo creating scenarios and associations with imaginary characters in your head that none of the rest of us are aware of. Please return to sanity. Please try.
That means about as much to me and has as much bearing on my preferences as the consistency and color of his shit in the morning.

Leaked image from the next season

I don't know what the means

Does the phrase "somewhere over the rainbow" mean anything to you?

I literally cannot tell if these images are from Andor or not

The shotgun one is, episode eight of season two I think. Yes it just shot lasers.

why the fuck did they have to make the primitive moutain people in season 1 diverse when they were allowed to make these people all white

They don't really know what the fuck they're trying to do.

im surprised theres no blacks

They're literally the french resistance. They even speak space-french.

Palpatine might be "evil" but he is an evil where good people can thrive and prosper.

How? What good people are thriving under Palpatine’s regime? He literally wants to genocide anyone who opposes him, like Alderaan and Mandalore. I want you to stop and think for a second how you’ve suffered so much long-term political brain rot that you’re literally trying to say that what amounts to a genocidal cartoonishly evil supervillain is good. What’s next? Do you want to live in Mordor too?

Because Season 1 wasn't filmed in Trump's America.

To be fair Sauron just wanted to bring about perfect law and order so he could advance technology and probably usher in a higher standard of living for EVERYONE on Middle Earth as long as they complied with the law. Meanwhile all the other libtard nations were happy rolling around in their own shit and kowtowing to the elves and demigods that barely wanted anything to do with the place. Sauron wasn’t going to abandon Middle Earth. The elves are like globalists that fuck up the country and then go live in Monaco. Sauron wasn’t trying to leave and go to paradise. He wanted to build paradise in Middle Earth and was content to operate in the functional equivalent of Hell until he could see his plan to fruition. Of course we never got to see that. So no, I wouldn’t want to live in Mordor, but I also wouldn’t want to go through the Hell that Trump has either. Sauron wasn’t trying to willing to go through Hell, it just never paid off.

he's a Sauron sympathizer as well

Is there any objectively evil cartoon supervillain you DON'T like? Would you vote for Joker if he ran for president?

No. The Joker is liberal. He just wants chaos.

The point of Tolkien fleshing out Sauron's motivation was to show that evil can stem from what originally may have been good intentions. Not that he was good and misunderstood. You've utterly failed at comprehension.

I don't like him so that makes him liberal

I just watched the actual real Star Wars, and it's insane how terrible, ugly, retarded, bland and soulless Disney's shit is in comparison. Including, ESPECIALLY your precious Blandor. I am now convinced, more than ever, that people shilling this garbage actually fucking hate Star Wars with passion, like the creator of that terrible show.

Actual Star Wars has completely different implications, different tone, different style, different aesthetics. It's just pure, unadulterated magic. I sure as fuck wasn't thinking about muh Luthen's cringe, masturbatory "sunless space, dreaming with ghosts" or whatever monologue, when actual ghost of Ben was telling Luke to use the Force, as Luke was giving himself up to the Force, to the divine, to faith, as John Williams' score was swelling. This is pure romanticism, zero cynicism, zero relativism, completely sincere, pure. Mythological fairy tale, packed with fun, excitement, adventure, bizarre creatures, far-off lands. Quest of self-discovery, coming of age, embracing faith, the divine. I couldn't imagine for the life of me any of the dirty scumbags from Blandor and Rogue One in this movie. It's like they're from a completely different setting. It's completely soulless, rotten, subverted crap made by an actual socialist, who is fond of fucking Stalin.

Anyone who shills this dogshit is unironically retarded or on a payroll, and anyone who says it belongs with actual Star Wars is clinically braindead.

I am now convinced, more than ever, that people shilling this garbage actually fucking hate Star Wars with passion, like the creator of that terrible show.

well tony did specifically hire people who didn't watch star wars to write star wars, so it makes sense that they're idiots who thought space AKs was a fine idea

Imperials in George's Star Wars

charming, cool, classy, professional dudes doing their job

Imperials in Disney's shit

hysterical, unstable maniacs, rapists, edgelords, satires or quirky cartoons

This entire set and scene from season 1 could be straight out of Empire Strikes Back. There are tons and tons of shots from Andor that fit with the OT, the show nails the cassette-core 70s set aethetics.

The only flaw is lack of OG alien species like Rodians which I agree is a flaw in Andor

The Ghor are supposed to be nationalist, protectionist, xenophobic, and anti-immigration/alien. Thats why the Empire pushes the psyops that the planet is elitist, and frustrates integration etc

No-one has the webm where Andor asks the shop lady to see the alien?

You can pause Anbore at any given time and it just won't look like Star Wars

so its actually worth watching unlike all the other Disney shit?

lmao no, fuck off

Blandor is Disney shit, and therefore not worth watching at all, just like the rest of it. Not Lucas = not Star Wars.

top kek
saved

so you like the prequels then?

Nice viewership numbers, blandorkeks. Still less then fucking ACKsoka, lmaooo.

Lucas always got this right. Great costumes and racial fashion through all of the George backed movies.

Forgot pic

Outing yourself as a gearqueer trammosexual

Post your pronouns

Is Star Wars Jedi Survivor any good? I was thinking it might fill the post andor hole as it's the same time period with a few of the same characters like Saw Guerrera

Anons are right. Andor's not Star Wars. It's something far better.

Why do I feel like it's exclusively prequelfags seething about Andor? Is it the force trying to tell me something? I'm gonna say yes. They can't stand that after attempting to trick you into believing the prequels weren't ugly trash for 20 years that something is actually eclipsing them. Move over uncs the prequels are old and lame.

Prequelfags are obsessed with their movies being George's "true vision" so when another Star Wars show attempts to be about something without having to focus on cartoon aliens or bad CGI they throw a tantrum.

no it's sequel trannies. They spent the past 10 years claiming that the sequels will be loved by fans eventually and now the sequels are looked down on even more with Andor.

I exclusively like the original trilogy and I think Andor is a complete abomination like all Disney Wars.

he's a stud and i'm not ashamed to admit it

there are both aliens and wacky sci-fi shit

aliens

usual bland brown disney aliens, i don't remember any familiar species. i'm sure there were a couple here and there. 90% of characters were human

wacky sci-fi shit

luthen's spinning lightsaber ship in season 1 was wacky sci-fi. the k2 droids going ham in season 2 as well.
the highlight of this show is cinematography, dialogue, and storytelling that doesn't treat you like a tard and doesn't (usually) shoehorn modern day woke shit into the show. compare the obi-wan show, with darth nigra, to this.

This is what I don't like about Andor. It's more futuristic/alternate Earth, less exotic alien world. Look at this guy. He's got a tie. Why?

because he's baiting you into responding and giving attention to his stupid statements

not just any tie. a sci-fi tie.

He's got a tie. Why?

Croatians are canon to a galaxy long long ago.

There are aliens in almost every scene in season 2. Stop being retarded.

also a thought: do you think imperials would wear little bow ties that looked like tie fighters, or would that be considered lame in their universe as well?

make this guy the only interesting character in the whole show (and de facto main character)

give him the equivalent of a 'hit by a bus' death because they didn't have an actual story or anything to say

DARTH VADER WOULD'VE STOPPED THE RAPE!

What did he mean by this?

Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit

reddit thinks he is an alt right stand in and makes fun of his death

I see. Clearly not for me, then. Danke schön, anonymouse.

Disney is sooooooooooooooo fucking lazy and lacking in creativity its astounding

George Lucas loves it

I promise you he doesn't.

Based and factual, kill all Disney zombies

I promise you he does.

That episode was fine until they started chanting, that moment really, REALLY didn't feel Star Wars at all. The next episode where Andor gets Mothma out of the senate building, and troopers are chasing them and such did feel like Star Wars again, wish the show had been like that the whole time.

I kind of agree with him there. The Empire are "the bad guys" by getting things done through military prowess and censoring and persecuting political adversaries, the Storm Troopers doing police brutality type shit, but they see themselves as the good guys doing what is morally right even if it has to be through though means, feels like the type of regime that would firesquad one of their officers if he were having an affair not one that would encourage rape.

Star Wars 1977 - Cast

Luke - White Human
Leia - White Human
Solo - White Human
Obi-Wan - White Human
Tarkin - White Human
Vader - Human but in a scary scifi suit
Chewbacca - Large Furry Alien
R2D2 - Droid
C3P0 - Droid

That's nearly half the cast being some sort of alien, droid or weird scifi character (not to mention the dozens and dozens of aliens in the background in Mos Eisley)
Andor Cast

99% brown and gay people in regular clothes
The bin droid (that gets shelved after the first episode of the 2nd season)
The imperial droid (that is barely used outside of the very very finale episodes)

Andor is not Star Wars

gays are the new aliens

Empire strikes back is the weakest starwars movie. It has very little going for it. Ultimately the least "starwars" of them all, which is why normies that don't like starwars find it the most palatable

no browns

They the baddies?

I don't like söy wars.
Happy?

no counter argument

Leftshits still can't meme

I couldn't imagine for the life of me any of the dirty scumbags from Blandor and Rogue One in this movie.

What about the tavern scene in A New Hope where you explicitly see that the Star Wars universe is filled with scumbags and bottom feeders?

Andor is not Star Wars

Thank fucking g-d

Disney Wars doesn't seem to like aliens, i think they rather focus on the human politics.

They all look fantastic

This is a SW drug pusher

this trend of making shows we watched as kids grimdark is profoundly cringe and also worrying as it says a lot about us

it was ironic at first, yeah heckin' spiderman!!! but irony is like a one time thing, you do it to be ironic, then it's done, you made the joke and jokes are only funny the first time, it is not irony, you are still acting like a bunch of kids because nothing in your adult life is worthwhile

instead of fucking our fat 1950s tradwife, we jerk it to instagram thots, instead of loving our children we lavish our pets with toys, bring them to a dog groomer and watch anime, instead of sports and male competition we play video games, and of course TV & film is a substitute for real meaning and accomplishment in our lives, we indulge in these slop surrogates for a real life for countless hours because of a kind of sunk cost fallacy, we have put so little effort into our real lives that at this point there is no point trying, because we are so late in the game it will never be as fulfilling as the slop, so we tranquilize ourselves to give us moments of escapism before we finally get that cancer diagnosis or heart attack and reality hits us like a dump truck, that we have been playing with toys like a kid for the better part of our lives

modern degeneracy is no joke, I disagree with Anon Babble's schizo conspiracy theories, but they are right about "degeneracy" and decadence, years and years wasted, it is poison, we are objectively less happy than the amish despite all our modern technology

I mean Disney can't design aliens at all, so