So we're out there shootin' this scene, and all of a sudden there's this guy with dreadlocks. We've done it 20 times...

So we're out there shootin' this scene, and all of a sudden there's this guy with dreadlocks. We've done it 20 times, I know all these guys by name. Now there's this guy like running at me with these dreadlocks. Who's this fucking clown? And he fuckin' reaches back, I'm like "this dude is gonna fucking hit me". And sure enough, he just throws a fucking right hand. Last second, I blocked it with my riot shield. I felt it cut my face. And I just figure, alright, background actor.. if he's gonna take a swing at me, I'm gonna take a swing at him, you know? So I just like - pow, pow - and I hit him with this right hand like right in the eye, and he fell down bleeding profusely from his eye. And he comes over to me and he gives me a fucking hug and he goes, "Yo dawg, you a real one man." Then he looks to his right - three real Baltimore city police officers are chasing him and he runs off. He just happened to be running by and he's like "Yo, I'm gonna go knock that motherfucker out on TV." And that's Baltimore.

Today I will remind them

Given what I've heard about Baltimore, this is accurate Tbh.

People who beleive his stories are the same kind who believe those cringe though guy military operators with their bullshit stories about killing a 1000 taliban and throwing 50 grenades and wacking osama

Sounds like that guy burned local

nazi jewish

no actual video evidence of this ever happening, despite dozens of people present with cellphones and multiple professional cameramen

This is why I continue to freeze global.

The US military did actually kill Osama though.

That's how you keep it gully

Fake, Jon is an Italian catholic who came from nothing and achieved everything.

Post times you acted like a shot caller

I joined up with new crew, for an armored truck gig.
Guard was making a move and i had to get it on.

You Sissy's talk shit but you'd never say that to his face

How do I be more like you

Thanks for the question "Anonymous" really great question bro I mean that I'm being real when I say that because I feel like that's what life's about we gotta keep it real with each other and hold each other accountable yknow that's what it really comes down to so if you're doing that day to day then that's gonna make you a real one and as long as you're a real one and you burn local everything is gonna turn in your favor bro and that's gully

Kek. You're great, Jon. Burn local

Incinerate at close proximity.

personally I freeze global

...

Hey Jon, Will Ferrell here. Big fan of your work on Punisher and I really admire how you’re one to help people keep being real ones. Just wanted to stop by and say hello and if anybody wants to ask me anything while we’re all cooped up in the house during this pandemic, go ahead. Keep burning local. Sitting on the toilet as I write this. - WF

That is actually a story he told

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE GLOBAL

thanks Jon

Its a shame we wont acknowledge Christ as his savior and God.

my hoa won't let me burn local in my garden anymore do you have any advice?

IN TORA BORRA
OL TRUSTY RUSTY

Based. If you don't freeze global you don't belong on Anon Babble

I heard some of you here don't BURN LOCAL
Care to explain yourselves?

This guy is playing Claude in the GTA III Mini Series on Netflix in 2027

today

Playboy you've been doing this every day for like a fucking decade now.

falling for troll wiki bio

Jon is 100% Sicilian (parents both from Palermo).
Grew up on Stillwell Ave in Brooklyn. His parents don't even speak English. He still speaks to them in Sicilian, his native tongue.

Forget it foos don't even know
Jon just came by last year to be godfather for his nephew's christening. Most of them don't even know that he's a big star in Hollywood but they know he still is the Man around there