Thunderbolts

Didn't an NBC show half heartedly try that? This idea has legs but no one's been brave enough to fully commit

POV: You're the New Avengers trainee

thunderbolts* on Disney plus

Sentry smokes methamphetamine again

"it can't hurt me drugs can't do nothing to me no more it just feels good it helps me"

it turns out he's right

the whole episode is the team constantly giving Bob drugs to find his limit

it eventually all hits him at one when they have congressmen over to discuss funding

The team get recorded comparing warcrimes with one another

thunderbolts vs Bullseye

spoiler:Bullseye kills them all

Something slice of life, maybe with bits off to the side with one of them talking to the camera. Honestly watching them interact in regular-ass situations would be half the fun since they're all varying degrees of messed up.

Bucky comes in the middle of the conversation seemingly to stop it

talks about the kills he had as the Winter Soldier

says he was sentient when he killed JFK he just didn't want a catholic president

A group full of PR disasters would be so fun

John starts doing interviews but they keep clipping him out of context and presenting it in the worst possible light

He couldn't even beat Daredevil

He couldn't even beat Daredevil

hes not best hand to hand fighter you stupid dog

I can actually see her doing that & justifying it. I'd watch it. What would make it 1000 times better, even though I know they would NEVER have the balls to do it, but make it R rated. Let them say fuck for fucks sake
But also let them break some skulls on camera
And Valentina's job is to "Disney" up all the footage for public consumption but it keeps getting harder & harder

with a splash of The Office

Almost half of the Thunderbolts are hand to hand fighters. Yelena and Ghost could easily take him out in close quarters.

Disney+ can even do it like a special "Mocumentary" and have it tie in with future stuff
Like the Marvel one shots, but longer.

I think that was more of a ball dropped thing because I would have watched that show if I knew it was even on back then! I never heard about it until after it was already canceled. I love shows like that. I think that one was something along the lines of who cleans up after a big superhero fight, I think, if I am remembering right, it was basically about a clean up crew. I could be wrong though

No, no meth smoking come on.
His shady Valentina appointed doctor talks him into taking Adderall.

i wish they used D+ for world building purposes
you dont need a big name character to carry a show
imagine a show that dealt with all the corporate entities in Marvel
- Oscorp
- Raxxon
- Stark tech
- Pym tech
- AIM
- Hammer

and so on
dare I say a "Game of Thrones" type of show

you can even add governmental programs that partner with corps

There are so many different avenues they could go down that would be VERY entertaining, they just don't have the balls or the talent to properly do it.

Deadpool and Wolverine was one of the biggest movies last year and of the phase. They'd be idiots to not try and make more adult oriented shows. But they are idiots so it'll never happen. The regular episodes can air on FX or Hulu then air the Valentina edit on Disney+
Marvel has Damage Control but they only showed up at the beginning of the first MCU Spider-Man movie. I've wanted a show like this for years featuring the Justice League International as an office comedy with Max Lord as the boss.

Bob/Yelena date

Sam being a litigating asshole dragging them through courts about the Avengers brand

Walker getting 3 fancy new shields like the Penguin's umbrellas, but he keeps the taco hoping Bob will fix it later

Yidsney is now getting Anon Babble to write their fucking shows for them

kekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Thunderbolts v Judge Dredd
Judge Death kills them all and then 9 episodes of Dredd v the Dark Judges.

it was before the first Spider-man movie and it was pretty much an office comedy about a clean up crew. I remember hearing about it and excited to see it until they said it was already canceled.
I like shows like that too, about everyday people behind the scenes of big things, as long as it's funny.

modern Disney

making a show with a majority white cast

they have been doing that for a loooooong long time.
The shitty part about it is they rarely use the good stuff.

They've wasted their TV division from the start. It's like they don't have an overarching editor keeping track of this and they're just winging it.

I don't get how they fucked up their TV division so badly. Agents of Shield was a great show. I think a lot of it was great because they didn't get bogged down with money. The show looked good, but you can tell it was filmed in the same spot, just lit weird. But that let them focus on the story & characters. Which they mostly did a good job with.
The Disney+ shows seemed to have a contest between them, who can make the most expensive Disney show. Not who can make the most entertaining, most action filled, best show.
Who can spend the most Mouse money.
That's why they need to take a fine tooth comb to the who lot of them.
Find actual talent Disney! Stop checking boxes.

You're tasked with making a Disney+ show based around the Thunderbolts/New Avengers what are some plots you'd write for an episode

All the male cast members die in the opening 1 minute

The rest is 90 minutes of the female cast members sucking my cock

Pugh get iPad

and ? bullseye can throw and kill person with any object

Ghost can just phase through it all closing the distance. Pugh's character has a similar level of stealth as Daredevil so it'd be hand to hand there too.

snipe her from a mile away when she's at a BLM rally
unlucky

add zemo to the show

Pugh's character has a similar level of stealth

And he shoots coin throught her skull and so throught others and ghost can phase but is some skinny bitch he would snap her neck

That show was so good after the Ward reveal, wish I still had that Ward chart. But the limitations did force them to get creative. It was better than it had any right to be. Didn't they introduce Kree in that show and just ignore it in the movies until Captain Marvel?

I don't get how they fucked up their TV division so badly

What were they even doing with the Netflix shows too? It's like they were burning money.

A worldwide threat appears and they convince Bob to become Sentry again to beat it. They give him an earpiece for Yelena to cheer him on and not become the Void. It would be an update from the comics when the CLOC AI fed disasters hard data to his ear.

Pic related, this is how effective a CFO woman with partial Sentry powers but no mental issues is.

Ghost phased back in to immediately headshoot Taskmaster, who fought Black Widow, Red Guardian and Walker at least. And Bucky is also here. LMAO at Bullseye beating them, don't feed it.

I'd make it meta. The thunderbolts are actually writers on a new show, with pugh as the producer who has to wrangle all the personalities

Like that comic where Harley and Ivy went to Hollywood?

not touching anything ending with *
this is jewish trick to enslave you, always read small print

It's the ((())) you have to be worried about

How many Russians are on a team with a guy that wants to be Captain America