This tricks is worth a exam chitting. Very snicky snicky!

Average iq of 70

They’re really not. You are basically judging all of India based on the worst of them. It’d be like judging all of America off backwards, ignorant rednecks.

Indians are smart af.

Somehow they're even more retarded than Africans

I like how they do the card. Amazing Amazing!

So true sir

Compared to what? Farm animals? Indians literally drink cow piss and bathe in shit. That’s not the behaviour of an intelligent culture

Hello saar I cannot watching the vi,deo. Anyone tell me to find it? I check the Google and saarch for it but no link on the Google. I have friend do many card trick like in this moovie.

India is what happens when an Aryan population breeds with a massive homosapien population over thousands of years. A mixture of extreme retardation and hubris.

smart

not brilliant

Stop larping as an Indian you benchod bloody basterd

If they were so smart they'd find a way to bathe and not come out smelling like garam masala and seven tons of cumin.

science says cow is cleanest animal and getting dirty often leads to better immunity, india is full of brilliant sir

So true saar. It reminds me of a story.
Einstein was once on a flight and wanted to pass time. He turned to the passenger next to him—a well-dressed Indian man—and said:
"Let's play a game. I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I can't answer, I'll give you $500."
The Indian man agreed.
Einstein: "What's the distance between Earth and Mars?"
The Indian man silently hands over $5.
Then the Indian man asks: "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"
Einstein thinks hard. He pulls out his laptop, checks the internet, makes phone calls, but can't find the answer. Finally, he gives the Indian man $500.
Einstein then says: "Okay, what was the answer?"
The Indian man hands him $5 and goes back to sleep.
Bharatis are CEOs and leaders, we will rule the world in a generation!

Ignorant rednecks are likely smarter than most upperclass pajeets. That's why India is so retarded.

Wow..
Where you did learn this story?

And then everyone on the plane crapped

How was Einstein making phone calls on a plane? Some very weird inconsistencies here.

no bullshit, no pride, just cleverfullness
salute to this sir

is magic… I am learning this to express the power for lady. Sirs.

chitting

Very snicky

This is not good pajeet grammar. Making misspellings based on pronunciation ironically requires some level of fluency, because you're thinking phonetically.

Were to watch this download Hindi subtitle???

WHO ARE SEEING IN 2025

movie name: the thef
youtube.com/watch?v=6ro0XNRX9R0

I saw multiple real comments on the video saying "chit on exam". Same with "thif".

greatest robbari

wonderful magic

he said, unable to properly spell

Imagine waking up one day and being Indian bros. Holy fuck.

Sir, good evenink. I am from India maa. You want I write like very noob englis peepul from my great nation. Okay, I am do needful now-now.

Respected sirs and madamjis,

Our India become number one power by two zero four zero year! Yes-yes! All world see our great nation, very respect. We got many-many peepul, all clever and work too much hard-hard. Our IT is one number! Our film make happy all world peoples! Our cricket is best-best!

Amrika and Pakisthan? They think they too much smarty. But India know their all secret-secret. We do needful to finish them. Amrika got big army-sharmy? We got more mans than their boom-boom! Pakisthan got what-what? Maybe roti? We eat roti and take their place!

Our big boss leader got plan. Very hush-hush plan. By two zero four zero, all is India own-own. We are the dada of world! You see-see! Just you wait and watch-watch, okay-okay?

Thank you for read my thinkings. Jai Hind!

ACT LIKE FOOL
THINK LIKE A BRILLANT

I stand corrected.
What did I misspell?

It’s funny when you realize the American version of these Indians are Trump voters

drain the swamp?? I’m gonna vote in a rich egomaniac whose closest advisor is the wealthiest man on earth!

free speech! wait did you criticize Israel?? get out of my country >=(

lower taxes! wait, Trump is gonna increase spending and give tax cuts to the rich! that’s ok, I’m a brainwashed retard who will support whatever he does because I’m incapable of thinking independently

im doing this trick on my boss

you tried

shoo shoo dirty poo

judge America based on the worst of them

so niggers?

awake

first thing that assaults you is the smell of shit

you open your eyes. you're in a a small shack with two dozen jeets. there's shit and trash everywhere. some of them have extra arms or legs due to poo mutations.

you look down at your body; dark brown and caked in filth - like shit incarnate

it dawns on you - youre an indian

despair

it'd suck being a jeet

i cant see this video?

Amazing bait

Who else from BRAPTON ONTARIO?

Umm actually, trump?

This is what tds is
It's a shame the right started using it for every instance of someone talking about him because there are genuine instances of people bringing him up apropos of nothing that can only be described by calling out the tds

I wish it was brapton
I've done the math, it's one out of minimum 20 Indian women that are even okay looking

I sort of understand why rape becomes a necessity at that point

Indians are smart af.

People assume this because the ones that end up in the west ARE generally the smartest of the bunch who were able to immigrate based on high achievement. You just have to remember that you're dealing with the top .001% here generally, the average Indian is still incredibly dumb.

Love you brother
Love you lot
Thank you for uploading this movie in Hindi yes gays ye wahi movie jiske liye aap yaha aaye ho

With such an immense amount of people, you will get a lot of low iq people but to say there aren't any smart ones is ridiculous. The Indians I've been in contact with are unusually smart, active and knowledgeable. But of course they are the ones that are in engineering jobs and/or research so it would make sense.

If I was on that plane, it wouldn't have gone down like it did

Wrong
The ones in the west are also on average retarded
When you have 1.5 billion people, statistically you'll have a lot of not retards
1 percent non retards is still 15 million
Their countries average IQ is that of a silverback

you can’t bring up how retarded Americans can be because…it’s TDS!!

There are smart ones
They're the exception

Bringing up rural Americans as a fair comparison to sub 70 IQ street shitting indians

Yes. It's 100% tds
If I brought up a dumb person in my daughters class, and you were to say, dumb like anyone who voted for trump, I'd also be calling you a tds faggot
Cope harder

quantity over quality

Sirs how could this happen…. They know where I take call with no shirt

youtu.be/TEjcEk-1F00?si=qadHebBsrwzo-mtD

omg sir amazing magic trick very beautiful woman

i am from small indian village

one thing is weird about these threads, the focus only on India and America. They don't talk about Indians in Europe or Russia or China

To this day I don't know what a benchod is.

good morning sir

genuine laugh out loud, thanks

Huh, hundreds of millions of people dumber than Koko the gorilla

it means sisterfucker.
You see that and Chudai used alot.
dont look up Chudai on twitter

'Fuck your sister' or 'i/you fuck your sister' . Cant remember which.

Google says it means "sisterfucker."

I would imagine there are quite a lot of them in India.

Seems like it would be a term of endearment over there.

Google says it means "sisterfucker."

So a redneck?

movie name: the thef

kek

HOW CAN HE CHIT???

lel

lmao

The Indian man's name? Ghandhi.

I agree saar, my jeetspeak levl is at least 8 out of ten, takes years of practice, are you stock?I piss on your mother and father

My greatest fear is reincarnating as a Pajeet

Indians getting access to the internet was a travesty, in a just world we'd have walled them off digitally and let them scam each other

imagine having to drink the water you bathe in, dispose your chemicals in, your dead, your plastic etc. you'd be retarded too. it's their own fault obviously, but eh. like a vicious spiral

india global superpower 2030 saar

this unironically gave me vertigo for a second. i felt like having a nervous breakdown. not just jeets, but all the kinds of unhappy circumstances, like negro or women. i hope this is the end, i dont want no afterlife or reincarnation.

thats ace up his sleeve

most of the world is pajeets, chinks and niggers, between them the chance to reincarnate as white again is on the smaller side. count yourself lucky and hope you roll chink next time

It's called the Turd World Odor for a reason

"Backwards, ignorant rednecks", they arent even the worst by a mile, its niggers

Both black people and rednecks are capable of understanding they can't shit in the street or eat feces

I know cats and dogs smarter than most Indians

Did you hear about pajeets ruining the app called timeleft? It was used to set up meetings between groups of strangers for a meal at a restaurant. It was a good way to meet people, make friends or get dates. Of course, once the pajeets discovered it, they ruined it for everyone else. People were showing up for the meal to discover everyone else there was a jeet. They ended up having to set up separate groups for women because of all the bob n vagene hassle they got. Jeets really do ruin everything.

Hello from mumbai.

I mean it is a pretty cool scene

Physics: Do you think am i a joke?

Sir, I am Brahmin.

Tread teme for sirs
youtu.be/VhmPqkp_dW8