"I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?"
How do you respond without getting fired?
"I'm going to get right to the point...
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
it's not like that, i was just making an epic arnold schwarzenegger reference
George was right
It was after work hours anyways
Wasn't me
The jerk store called and they're running out of you
Fucking on a desk has to be so uncomfortable
his response was pretty much what I would say
His response got him fired though
They saw you on the counter...
Wasn't me
"Yes."
I don't see the issue. Noone was in the office and the cleaning lady was right there to clean everything up. Literally a victimless crime
It's great television but why the fuck would the cleaning lady fuck someone in their office and then rat on them and yourself the next day? She probably got fired too
I was roiped
maybe she was one of those bait cleaners the management sends in sometimes
I only fuck the help in the broom closet, it was clearly someone else.
They even heard you in the shower!
What are you talking about?
And just keep denying and say you're being made uncomfortable. If there's proof, they were gonna fire you anyway. If there isn't, no big deal
what george should have done is claim
it was a deepfake generated by a machine learning model colloquially known as A.I
george would still be fired but imagine his boss shitting himself 30 years later when that deep fake shit george was babbling about as they dragged him out of the office ended up being true
george would immediately get his job back because he proved he has an insight that can see decades into the future
fin
IT WAS A JOKE
IT WAS THE HEART MEDICATION
I HAVE A DOCTOR'S NOTE
I don't even really work here.
haha, hell yeah bro
*camera cuts to us hi5ing*
she was crazy
His d game was so bad she had no choice, she had to report him and spare all the future cleaning ladies the disappointment even if it meant sacrificing her job
the appropriate title for her role as defined by Human Resources (pbut) is "hygiene maintenance technician" and it's incumbent upon you to respect that
Me? Couldn't have been me, I was in Boston last night.
Oh! You know my twin brother did say he wanted to come by the office this week I guess now we know why haha
Anyways I gotta go take care of a file for Johnson so, keep being cool boss man!
Haha wild stuff huh
*Walk out of the room*
Simple as
You think I had sex here? I pmsv['a; iqbvmrmp 'l]# ';l
pko'
I fall for it every time my work does this its so embarrassing
Her couch folds out?
We used her desk.
.... Her desk folds out?
Wasn't me.
she didn't rat on him until after he gave her the defective gift
She probably got fired too
She probably lied about the origin situation and claimed he tricked or forced her or some bullshit, playing the victim card.
This would've worked honestly
I didnt have sexual intercourse with her unironically
What is the deeeal with these rules in the workplace?
Can you point to the clause in my employment contract where it specifically states this behaviour was not allowed?
Doggy style standing is fine
Cowgirl in a chair is fine
You just want to avoid having anyone on their back too long
What's the difference? You're their all time best seller
except that the cleaning lady snitched on him, not an image or video.
at least that means that im not incel
How can I tell if my female boss wants to fuck me or is just being nice to me?
ITS ALL PIPES!!!!!!
I'd try the Bill Clinton defense.
Was she hot at least ?
im going to get right to the point George it’s come to our attention you raped a cleaning lady?
I have proof that cleaning lady is an illegal immigrant. It was my intention protect the company from any governmental troubles. At the time, it was my only option
No, why would you think that?
Oh the cleaning lady? I wanted to bring this up to you, I think she's crazy. I was working late last night and she tried to come on to me but I refused, and then she got obsessive. I think she's trying to get me fired for rejecting her
Yeah and your mom was there too, sir.
Absolutely false. I don't miscegenate, for you see, I am racist.
Fuck this got me good.
How can I tell if a girl is just being nice to me or wants to fuck me
Slap them on the ass when it's just you and them. Their reaction will tell you what you want to know.