Behind the Scenes Edition
/hor/ - Horror General
Lmfao. I'm kind of surprised nobody has made a cop found footage horror.
Cops have guns. It wouldn't work unless you set it in some shithole like bongland.
a bodycam ff would be kino
paranormal creatures that don't care about bullets, or enough monsters for them to go out of bullets would work too.
the newest vhs has a segment with cops and zombies
how about instead of cops it's hitmen in a shithole like England (it's England)
cop investigates increasingly strange callouts
perps get arrested but are increasingly incoherent
man living with a dead older woman has surrounded her head with flowers
Is this any good?
yes
Someone should do one with the format of one of these channels. Like how Horror in the High Desert copies the true crime tv show format.
First horror movie you watched?
be 7
dad lets me watch the ring with him
get so scared by it I would take my tv out of my room for years so she wouldn't come out of the tv to get me
Sounds kino.
It's part family drama, part sci-fi, part horror. But the horror parts are legendary.
Same deal with Communion.
not really horror per say but Aliens. i was 4.
aunt's cat attacked me during a scary scene the film. made an awful allergic reaction, couldn't breathe, had to go to the emergency...
kino
i saw Das Ding a year after maybe
I don't remember the first, but
older sister rents Curse of Michael Myers
I watch some of it with them and see the gut stabbing scene
decades of nightmares about being hunted by Michael Myers ensues
Cops discover something supernatural and extremely dangerous to a point government suits come in and censor the footage and tell the cops lies about gas leak. The haunted house/dark forest gets a government quarantine zoned and rumors and stories about military people disappearing inside start spreading around.
Cops shooting guns in the darkness and it doesn't do shit.
Hearing colleagues scream in the other room or their walkie talkies going silent after an announcement of an emergency.
Their superiors and military personnel all being visibly nervous when trying to ask them what happened or guarding the quarantine zone.
Cops starring in a horror movie works just fine, theres nothing scarier than government officials trying to control the situation but being equally powerless to solve it, despite being as professional as possible. The haunting effectively turns into a small Chernobyl where only solution is try and contain it or at the very least prevent people from getting near it.
Ghosts and demons are too scary. Need to ease into horror by watching action horror like Predator and Aliens. I loved those as a kid.
It's not ff though
the more horror films I watch the more ideas I come up with because I wish they existed.
another idea I had is a movie about a guy who becomes fed up with bad drivers in his city. and so he tracks them down and plans how to purposefully get into gets into freak accidents with them where they'll be found at fault.
aunt's cat attacked me during a scary scene the film
kek, are you still that allergic now?
government suits come in and censor the footage
did you see Dashcam? not the annie hardy one but the other one. it's a conspiracy thriller but I thought it does that well.
nope. i may have a scratchy nose once in a while but nothing like i used to. i don't have asthma anymore either(lost at puberty)
i'm glad cause i love kitters
Sleepy Hollow
I'd watch it.
What would you do in this situation? Do you fight the evil spirit for your wife or setup the cuck chair?
I saw bits and pieces of horror movies growing up (one of my earliest memories was drinking from a bottle and seeing Mark's death in Nightmare 5 on tv) but the first full horror movie I saw was Friday the 13th part 8 when I was 4/5, the only part that scared me was when he got the toxic waste in his face and took off the mask. The only time I've ever hid behind the couch.
Definitely
My first exposures to horror were the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark and Friday the 13th Part 3.
recommend me some horror-comedy kinos.
Some like it Rare
Do you fight the evil spirit for your wife
she's the one sinning, I'd fight her
Is this any good?
sometimes that's where they're hiding
would and would
That's sick. And horror related. Nice.
I like the episode in the X-Files where they take photographs and there are horrible faces swirling around in the photo
yes
little spook got spooked
Pottery
you're in for a treat if you havent already seen this
they went too far :(
Deadstream
Thats an automatic divorce because double marriage is illegal and the bitch was clearly lying about her past.
Things that have spooked me over the years:
First two I remember.
The pastor getting vaporized in The War of the Worlds (1953)
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Banshee from Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959)
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These ones later on.
Lady in room 237 from The Shining (1980)
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Ghosts from Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
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Nazi dream sequence from An American Werewolf in London (1981)
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Video tape from The Ring (2002)
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Spider alien from Love, Death & Robots (2019)
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Monster from Smile (2022)
RAPE
Eggers won't have the balls to put anything as epic as the werewolf nazi scene in his period piece.
I'm gonna watch that Love Death Robots episode now.
Don't know why faggots opretend this is the dogs bollocks tried tio watch it twice and nothing happens until the end and even then its like 2 minutes of Nothing, so no dont ever watch this overrated piece if shit, its all fake anyway
You guys have any hopes for this one?
Not really. I mean I'm guessing it's a bleak film but I feel like way too many modern films lean on this as a crutch. You have to earn it otherwise it feels pointless.
As far as I an remember it was quite enjoyable, particularly the bits with Nicholson hamming it up.
enjoyed this. I like fun simple horrors like this. It was quite charming
poor baby
Another day, another new depth of mental retardation plumbed by a muttpost
Not a horror movie but my mom took me to a kid's thing where there was a big bad wolf and i hid under my chair for the rest of the performance
dam. i'd watch the shout out of that. very Mars Attacks inspired art
Does anime VHS count? This redmane bear scared the shit out of nordic kids in the 90's.
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Its like Lord of the Rings mixed with Lassie, where brave mountain dogs travel through Japan to recruit a whole army of dogs to fight a group of horror movie man-eating bears. Imagine instead of mass of orcs, Aragorn and Legolas fight an army of Balrogs.
Reminds me of Metal Slug (not that I ever legitimately got this far)
brvtal
so Sinners is just a black version of From Dusk Till Dawn with a really boring first act?
Oy vey
the final act isn't as good as FDTD either. the vamps singing songs and shiny eyes was the best part.