ITT: REAL HORROR

ITT: REAL HORROR

The last exorcism
The hallow

horror according to Gen X is when kids rebelling against their parents and killed them

All parents are abusive.

I think you mean when kids come under the possession of an evil entity and kill them

muh metaphor

Piss off

Idiocracy

Looked it up and it’s scientifically the scariest movie ever made. Is this true? Can I trust the experts?

No it’s a decent movie but not really that scary. Depends on the individual and age though I guess

V/H/S
Jeepers Creepers
The Texas chainsaw massacre (1974)

Boring pretentious shitty movie

real horror

Martyrs

this flick was slopkino but they fumble the ending. i wish they had more old school videotape kino segments though

speak no evil
exhuma

V/H/S

reviews kinda suck but plot looks interesting. worth a watch? or should i watch pic related?

That does sound pretty awful.

V/H/S

wtf u got me watching

>V/H/S

it's not that scary because it's just an anthology of the kind of stories that your friends would find scary because they heard it from some guy but it's still good nonetheless

it's not that scary because it's just an anthology of the kind of stories that your friends would find scary because they heard it from some guy but it's still good nonetheless

i'll finish the first one just to see. watching it right now. interesting plot.

Don't know about that movie, looks like an image from a survival horror video game or something. All I know is I totally recommend V/H/S.

Blumhouse where's my royalty check? You surely took that line from my mouth and imprint them to your movie script

All I know is I totally recommend V/H/S.

currently watching

Scientifically proven to be the scariest movie ever

Scientifically proven to be the scariest movie ever

not surprised. those tapes are fucking scary

This movie really wasn't scary outside of the snuff films

snuff films

enough to make it the scariest movie of all time for me. name something scarier. yes there were shitty parts but those tapes were actually scary

I am not a parent so this movie didn't scare me at all. That's the problem with these shitty horror films that only have a select group of people that can fall victim to their monsters.

Ooh this looks good, I'll check it out too

REAL HORROR

Funkytown

Ooh this looks good, I'll check it out too

it's ass so far i hate the characters. guess im in the introduction so i can't fully judge it yet

The video tapes are unnerving at least, and it's an alright concept. I didn't mind the second one either. I watched every Insidious last October for the first time, and those were extremely underwhelming.

V/H/S

ok were u guys fucking trolling about this movie or does it actually get good

Thats how early 2010s horror works. They usually tinkering with the idea of home invasion or family stuff. They are doing religious horror with the likes of conjuring - challenging the idea that god cant save you in demon situation or family horror with the likes of insidious, women in black, or sinister - where your own children leads you to horror situation. Main demographics? Parents or young parents of course

it gets better

Some of the bits are kino, some of them are shit

i don't get it. they are all back at the house now didn't they just die

what do you mean? did you miss the part where the guys at the start put the tape into the VCR and that first movie that you just posted started playing on the TV?
it's a story within a story

yep just realized im retarded. makes sense after seeing this one

u guys are fucking trolls i could have opened xvideos and get more dopamine

Based retard

Aterrados is a must watch recent(I guess not that recent anymore) horror imo. Way better than that VHS stuff

Way better than that VHS stuff

yeah can't wait till this piece of shit ends
thanks

DO NOT WATCH V/H/S

worst characters of all time

I recently watched babadook and I liked it

no jumpscares

shit pic you didn't watch the movie

it gets better

perhaps it does

thank you anon for blessing me with my favorite segment

second favorite?

naw but they’re still alright
the fourth segment is genuinely my fav and the twist was pretty creepy with how was in the house the whole time
or at least that was the vibe it gave or the aliens must’ve teleported him