Silver surfer has boobs and a killer ass
Fantastic 4 fans cope and seethe
Why are you incels so upset whenever you see female anatomy?
Silver surfer has boobs and a killer ass
has boobs
You sure?
Fantastic 4 fans
Fantastic 4
Fans
No one cares anon. Superhero slop is dead. Bury it.
Yeah those aren't tumors bud
Yeah those mosquito bites are only suitable for pedo loving film makers. Oh, how convenient.
the cgi looks worse
she isn't sexy
Just kek
You call that boobs ?
yes, you fucking virgin piece of shit, thats whats happening when you stop watching porn, you see natural boobs like boobs
They didn't even have the guts to make her bald
I hope she receives the Taskmaster treatment
you can watch porn with girs who have below average sized boobs.
dont be so bigoted.
#small boobs matter
The 2004 Silver Surfer looks better and hotter. Disney is absolutely retarded.
Do they even show her ass in the trailer ??
Silver Skeeter > Silver Surfer
She should be bald and have bigger bazooms
No. The movie will be shot in such a way that her ass is pretty much never visible.
Kek
Lame to the max. I was wondering if they showed butt crack or not
But does she know shit about fuck?
How the fuck does the 2007 one look so much better
2025 is like one of those fake GTA VI videos where it's an old game but modded so that everything is wet
this. every blockbuster movie has been like this for years now, its very tiring
Go beat your dick & shutup faggot I don’t care about seeing ass & tits on characters I find cool & want faithfully portrayed
BRO BATMAN HAS A VAGINA NOW ISN’T THIS SO HOT??
Fuck off
guts to make her bald
Her comic character isn't bald either. Silver Surfer is bald. The princess whatever character is not being that would look like crap. I assume the newer CGI will look better in motion due to light Reflections.
Being the 2005 Silver Surfer looks kind of bad in motion if around other characters.
white animators instead of jeets.
Not small enough to appeal to the target demographic, not big enough to appeal to anyone else. Perfectly hits that uncunny valley
Yeah those mosquito bites are only suitable for pedo loving film makers. Oh, how convenient.
quads of truth.
BLOODY BENCHOD!
The fact that she has hair ruins the aesthetic. The surfer is one smooth surface to to bottom.
she should be bald
no male silver surfer
Dropped and boycotted. Also because Pedro Pascal seems to be a TDS-syndromed shithead
They could have done her WAY hotter, like Rebecca Romjin's Mystique: essentially a naked woman with a body paint.
Instead they went for some undefined shiny blob... The special effects for T-1000 look better than that and they were made 30 years ago.
no male silver surfer
I'd be willing to compromise if she had huge tits
Why is T-1000 in this flick?
Academy awards have bigger boobs than her.
Why wouldn't they just do the 2007 one again considering they're already knee deep in gay multi wultey versey shit.
They should have had put in him redditpool 3 or something lol, just roaming around in the distance in a scene without his board or some shit lol
they panicked so hard they filmed her origin scenes in RESHOOTS
lmao
so we’ve got this franchise that we want to retcon to hit our DEI targets, what can we butcher most?
If they’re not even going to try and make her sexy what possible reason could I have for watching this dogshit?
Anon, half of the men on this site have have or had bigger tits than that.
Why has everything had to be a giant monkey paw wish over the last 10 years or so?
Pedro Pascal being cast as Reed
Sue is giving birth to Franklin in her 40s (no wonder he becomes a mutant)
Johnny is a prancing homo
Ben is soft-spoken and effeminate
Oh, and female Silver Surfer, can’t forget that one.
it's from wokevel and wokesney and its the current year so it'll obviously suck and be gay
like bro, regular surfer got more defined curves than "she" does lmao
Holy shit this is terrible not even because it's another MsheU strong woman. It's just bad all together.
Daily reminder
FF fans have been the most receptive to the change. Most of the seethe comes from people who only watched the shitty films (aka Anon Babble).