Silver surfer has boobs and a killer ass

Silver surfer has boobs and a killer ass

Fantastic 4 fans cope and seethe

Why are you incels so upset whenever you see female anatomy?

has boobs

You sure?

Fantastic 4 fans

Fantastic 4

Fans

No one cares anon. Superhero slop is dead. Bury it.

Yeah those aren't tumors bud

Yeah those mosquito bites are only suitable for pedo loving film makers. Oh, how convenient.

the cgi looks worse

she isn't sexy

Just kek

You call that boobs ?

yes, you fucking virgin piece of shit, thats whats happening when you stop watching porn, you see natural boobs like boobs

They didn't even have the guts to make her bald

I hope she receives the Taskmaster treatment

you can watch porn with girs who have below average sized boobs.
dont be so bigoted.
#small boobs matter

The 2004 Silver Surfer looks better and hotter. Disney is absolutely retarded.

Do they even show her ass in the trailer ??

Silver Skeeter > Silver Surfer

She should be bald and have bigger bazooms

No. The movie will be shot in such a way that her ass is pretty much never visible.

Kek

Lame to the max. I was wondering if they showed butt crack or not

But does she know shit about fuck?

How the fuck does the 2007 one look so much better

2025 is like one of those fake GTA VI videos where it's an old game but modded so that everything is wet

this. every blockbuster movie has been like this for years now, its very tiring

Go beat your dick & shutup faggot I don’t care about seeing ass & tits on characters I find cool & want faithfully portrayed

BRO BATMAN HAS A VAGINA NOW ISN’T THIS SO HOT??

Fuck off

guts to make her bald

Her comic character isn't bald either. Silver Surfer is bald. The princess whatever character is not being that would look like crap. I assume the newer CGI will look better in motion due to light Reflections.
Being the 2005 Silver Surfer looks kind of bad in motion if around other characters.

white animators instead of jeets.

Not small enough to appeal to the target demographic, not big enough to appeal to anyone else. Perfectly hits that uncunny valley

Yeah those mosquito bites are only suitable for pedo loving film makers. Oh, how convenient.

quads of truth.

BLOODY BENCHOD!

The fact that she has hair ruins the aesthetic. The surfer is one smooth surface to to bottom.

she should be bald

no male silver surfer

Dropped and boycotted. Also because Pedro Pascal seems to be a TDS-syndromed shithead

They could have done her WAY hotter, like Rebecca Romjin's Mystique: essentially a naked woman with a body paint.
Instead they went for some undefined shiny blob... The special effects for T-1000 look better than that and they were made 30 years ago.

no male silver surfer

I'd be willing to compromise if she had huge tits

Why is T-1000 in this flick?

Academy awards have bigger boobs than her.

Why wouldn't they just do the 2007 one again considering they're already knee deep in gay multi wultey versey shit.

They should have had put in him redditpool 3 or something lol, just roaming around in the distance in a scene without his board or some shit lol

they panicked so hard they filmed her origin scenes in RESHOOTS

lmao

so we’ve got this franchise that we want to retcon to hit our DEI targets, what can we butcher most?

If they’re not even going to try and make her sexy what possible reason could I have for watching this dogshit?

Anon, half of the men on this site have have or had bigger tits than that.

Why has everything had to be a giant monkey paw wish over the last 10 years or so?

Pedro Pascal being cast as Reed

Sue is giving birth to Franklin in her 40s (no wonder he becomes a mutant)

Johnny is a prancing homo

Ben is soft-spoken and effeminate