Chris Evans fucks Dakota Johnson and they both get fucked by Pedro Pascal.
THIS IS CINEMA
Why are half of romcoms “hot guy and rich but slightly less hot guy fight over the same girl”
That's the woman equivalent of two chicks at the same time.
because they are targeted at women?
Look where she's looking.
Another one? This guy ever sleep?
Bargain brand Challengers
Is this going to be the most blackpilled movie of all time?
Past Lives
Love triangle
Materialists
Love triangle
Challengers
Love triangle
Celine Song and Potion seller have a cuck fetish relationship don't they.
it's a love triangle except the fucking forms a circle like an Ouroboros
truly lovecraftian
It’s gonna be the 2 guys get together in the end I’m calling it
They are recreating the sex scene for this photo.
Evolutionary speaking, all women want to get dp'd. Getting raped by 15 cave men left quite an impression, evidently
I think it's now clear as day Pascal is some kind of closeted queer.
now
wow how is Dakota so good at picking roles? this sounds incredible.
Fucking weimar degenerates
yeah because that was so commercially successful when they did it in Challengers.
It worked for Alfonso Cuarón
Y Tu Mama wasn't a shitty romcom
Also the ending of Y Tu Mama Tambien was heartwrenchingly opposite from the two guys getting together at the end.
doctors break man's dick in multiple places so he can gain up to six inches in height.
Asking for a friend if this is possible, with lot of painkillers.
PP-8!
Im gonna McFuckin kill myself
And they still will never mog the best polyamory kino.
Women are going to see this and actually start suggesting this procedure to men.
and the chick is like a 7.5/10 but everyone act like she's the hottest woman ever
Flopscal's crotch is nowhere near Dakota's ass
He's flipping a bird, throwing up a middle finger, at all the speculations and jokes, complaints and rage.
I won't break my legs for a city whore, anon.
Shouldn't the ones looking for more than an one night stand hate this? If they get knocked up by someone who's done this procedure, their kids aren't suddenly going to be taller.
Anon, they're women AKA fucking retarded. Especially these days when nearly everyone is retarded.
You're getting mad at women for actions that a man on Anon Babble said they will likely take in the future.
What are you gonna do about it? You gonna cry?
implying Hollywood cares about commercial success when they've had more bombs than Ukraine in the last five years
They won't give us a happy ending
dying families is so funny!
I bet you support Israel too
it was quite shitty.
The film industry died in 2008
Pedro Pascal is 50. Why do they keep casting him as a young heartthrob?
I'm so fucking sick of seeing this spic everywhere
He's enter old smokey Latin lover mode. Dude has 10 years left in the tank
Pascal family was CIA asset in Chile during Pinochet. Now they turned full glowie CIA so one kid is a faggot and the other a tranny
Women want to pretend they aren't vapid whores.
It'll come out he's an abuser in some capacity and he'll be dropped. screen cap this.
The CIA asset in Chile tried to murder his family. Pascal belongs to the guys the US helped overthrow.
Because women love that shit
Celine Song is aware of certain truths. It's too obvious. It's why she cast Dakota Johnson as her lead and put Dasha in the movie.
Pedro is getting in trouble with some of his stanbase for suggesting Dakota start an onlyfans. It was a silly joke but anything that cracks the facade of him as Mr. Wholesome upsets people.
why do movies made for women appeal to female fantasy
in two more weeks?
i've heard about those surgeries but six inches? That's fucking insane
Why are half of romcoms “hot guy and rich but slightly less hot guy fight over the same girl”
Because that's the literal template for "female fantasy" in literature, cinema, operas, musicals, anywhere. Everything from Pride and Prejudice to Twilight has the exact same plot.
after Past Lives, if you don't think it's going to be turbokino, then you're a moron
I would look like a fucking freak if just my legs got 6" longer.
Pedro is getting in trouble with some of his stanbase for suggesting Dakota start an onlyfans. It was a silly joke but anything that cracks the facade of him as Mr. Wholesome upsets people.
Why the fuck do they think a bisexual Mexican Hollydwood star is wholesome?
Shit wrong pic. I don't know where the other one is.
getting real tired of this guy...
why are you being sarcastic? This looks like it's going to be massive success both critically and commercially
Pedro is getting in trouble with some of his stanbase for suggesting Dakota start an onlyfans.
sauce?
kek
Rob Schneider is right. youtube.com
good marketing desu
I'm glad we stopped saying humiliation ritual and can just laugh at funny webms now