AND THEN HE BEAT THE SHIT OF ME
Nice standup routine
AND THEN HE BEAT THE SHIT OF ME
And the next morning, my rapist called the cops on ME! No respect...
Okay but why was it called Nanette? Her name is Hannah.
It was her dogs name or some such
I was raped. Yeah. I know. This guy fucking slipped a roofie in my drink
*mimes dropping something in a glass*
CLINK! at the club. Next thing I know I'm waking up groggy
*wobbles from one end of the stage to the other*
and I feel this dude just going to town on me
*humps air*
seriously just fucking going at it. Then he grabs my legs
*flips his stool upside down*
and he's smashing like this UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH and
*rotates the stool sideways, continues humping it*
like this, then he fucking just like
*lies down on the stage with the stool on top of him, still pumping*
you know what the worst thing was? Nobody stopped him.
WHERE'S THE BLOODY JOKES
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!
I tell ya, it's tough livin' in this misogynist, white supremacist country
in fact, just before this show, I was getting raped
the guy's brutally fucking me in the mouth
I says to him, "you better pull out of my mouth before you cum"
he says, "mouth?! I thought I was raping your asshole!"
I tell ya it's hard out there for women
Dude if she told that joke it would actually be pretty funny.
men are so disgusting, I tell ya
I was getting undressed the other day and I caught a peeping-tom near my bedroom window
I only caught him because I heard him vomiting!
believe all women
is she going to ever give this guy the credit for so much of her material? seems like once it got so big its only right to consider cutting him a cheque
And then he beat the shit out of me
Me in the back
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOTCHA BITCH
but I tell ya, I do what I can to fights the racism
the black lives matter people invited me to one of their demonstrations the other day
they said, "yo honky, try and stay right up at da front of dis protest"
I asked, "why?"
they said, "we need you to scare away the police dogs"
it's tough being a black ally, it's tough!
she single handedly disproved my former pet theory that anything australians say is automatically funny.
Demi Lardner is funny chud.
men are such misogynists, I tell ya
the other day, I tell my primary partner, "I've had an abusive past and that now I want to be spoiled"
he says, "you already are...judging by the smell of your cunt!"
bring down the patriarchy!
not bad dude, but from now on i'd save these to a text file and only post one or two per thread, any more than that and you'd seem desperate.
are these her actual jokes? because they're good lol
I'm a member of PETA but nobody cares, folks, nobody cares
just the other day, my thirteen cats tried to put me in their litter box and cover me up!
primary partner
I believe it.
Hanna Gadsby's rape history
Hanna Gadsby's rape history!
lmao
It was the name of some oneitis she had years ago.
I was raped Gandalf....
I was raped 3000 years ago
She was getting the absolute everloving SHIT out of her and nobody was Fucking helping her! This dude was saying he was allowed to beat the shit out of her and people, many of them were Fucking other men, they just walked by and nobody Fucking helped her!? Why wouldn't anyone stop to at least break it up, Fucking stop the guy from dropping bombs on her!
WHO LAUGHED? WHO THE FUCK JUST LAUGHED? TURN THE HOUSE LIGHTS UP I WANT HIM OUT OF HERE
I'm allowed to beat the shit out of you.
well, there you go
pretty straightforward story
Why would they need to help? It seemed like the guy had it covered
people, many of them were Fucking other men, they just walked by and nobody Fucking helped her!?
Bro, I've seen someone try to "help a woman" in a similar situation. My friend and I were across the street from this couple, her and her man were arguing and he was pushing her and slapping her around. Some nearby dude tries to be a good Samaritan and walk over and break it up. When he has his back turned to her, she pulled something out of her purse and sprayed him right in the eyes with it. I think it was probably mace. The boyfriend or whoever he is then proceeds to pummel the dude because he can't see and defend himself, he eventually drops to the ground and curls up into a ball and the chick starts kicking him and hitting him with her oversized purse. They fucked that guy up.
is it worth watching for the cringe?
If so, which program?
he was allowed to beat the shit out of her
oh, well then what's the problem?
I'm allowed to beat the shit out of you
Got raped. Not really my thing! Some people are into that, apparently. Well, I got the sampler, and I WON'T be buying the package. A doctor at the hospital asked me if this was my first time. Well now, doc, I DO pay rent in Manhattan.
He beat the shit out of me and nobody stopped him.
nvm, saw more screencaps, no thanks
Kek
and then I was RAPED!
whats so funny? why are you laughing?
Norm hasn't had a funny joke in years. ;_;
Kek
So if he was allowed to beat here what's the big deal? He was within his right apparently
You're saying they raped you?
Uh huh...what did he look like?
Oh it was a she?
...Now if you don't mind me asking how did she go about...
She had a penis. I see.
"Who raped the girl."
"I Don't Know."
"Third Base."
Getting raped is like eating a Hot Pocket. You don’t want it, you’re not going to enjoy it, but you will be filled up.
Hoooooootttt Poooocket.
Hello Muddah
Hello Faddah
I got raped at
Camp Grenada
yeah, stuff that young people are into nowadays, like rape
that's right, rape, a bit of rape in the morning, you love it don't you? and then you tweet about it
now i used to love doing some rape, but then i turned on the news, and saw trump was the president, oh my. then i decided whats even the point when i could never make rape so efficient as the leader of the free world
a lot of people on the back not laughing, probably their friends brought them along to this show.
Imagine of you tried to stop them, all 3 of them, boyfriend, girl and blind guy, would jump you. And then someone would try to help you and you have to beat your savior
jej