Thunderflops

Worldwide Gross

$286,723,381

When is it socially acceptable to call this a flop?

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Shrek made less than that. But it became the best-selling home video of all time.

This will generate $500m in streaming, minimum.

Shrek made less than that

In 2001

It is flipping harder than nigger cap, yes. But whilst then there were numerous thread laughing at the capeshit flop, no one says anything about this turd flipping for some reason? Even though it cost as much as Nigger Cap did.

all i see is an uglier version of this girl

The shills were out early this time, saying how we shouldn't carry about shitty BO numbers because "positive word of mouth will carry it".

Yeah sure it did.

flipping

shrek 1 made 500 million dollars in 2001 which in 2024 is like 1.5 billion.

What's even more pathetic is they tried to bait people to go watch it on the second week with the new avengers retitle. I hope final destination outgrosses this slop

on the second week with the new avengers retitle.

Wait what?

Because they actually like this movie.

The ending of the movie has them retitled to The New Avengers.

Marvel decided to just spoil the (really minor) twist after the first weekend since everyone already spoiled it everywhere anyway.

Pretty sure Brave New World had "the same budget" as Thunderbolts, and apparently that needed to make at least $425 million worldwide just to break-even. So yes; Thunderbolts is a flop considering it will be lucky to even reach $325 million worldwide.

for some reason

because the cast is mostly white people
Anon Babble is racist as fuck

I don’t care man. You spent weeks crying about this. You’re the samefag who cried over BVS being shit

Anon Babble shits on stronk women no less though

Yelena is really emotionally weak and very vulnerable, which counters the strong woman part of the character, making her an actual charcter at all.

It'll have more longevity than the last Captain Falcon movie, at least. The team are fun, and I've already seen fans start making fics and art like it was the old team in Avengers tower.
If they bring out some merch, even just a t-shirt with the title and some silhouettes on, it'll sell.

"Daddy...I'm so alone"

Every single grown man in the theatre felt for her then, I swear to god.

WOW THE FANS ARE DRAWING STUFF?!

OH EM GEE THIS IS A TOTAL BIG HIT NOW GUYS

Having things stay in the fan's minds mean they're more likely to buy shit related to it or go see it a second time, silly.
When it comes out to buy or rent on streaming they're more likely to do that, thus number go up.

It's really fucked up that a Captain America movie got mogged in quality by

6 losers of questionable mental health bondover how fucking miserable they are and decide that killing themselves is not the answer, The Movie

It's really fucked up that a Captain America movie

It wasn't a Cap America movie though.

The "fans" are just a tiny, tiny minority of total viewers. Anon Babblecksuckers don't represent a sizeable economic audience.

It had the name and the shield, ain't that enough?

Pretty sure Brave New World had "the same budget" as Thunderbolts, and apparently that needed to make at least $425 million worldwide just to break-even.

why would you think a movie that was reshot three times and had a cgi harrison ford hulk cost as much thunderbolts

No. Same reason why this isn't an Avengers movie.

Nobody in that Cap film was likeable, not even Sam. What Marvel has done to his character after Endgame should be criminal, and they don't seem to know how to write him as someone who actually has the "empathy" they keep saying he has.

At least with this misfit team even the small actions speak for them. I like the scene of them picking up Bucky and his arm and legging it for the elevator after he got the shit beat out of him.

I LOVE BOB AND YELENA
I WANT TO SEE MORE FAN ART, FAN FICTION, HEADCANONS, THEORIES, ANYTHING BOBLENA RELATED!!! John/Ava and Bucky/Mel shit also welcomed

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You should check the Thunderbolts tag on Tumblr and Pixiv sometime, it's not just Anon Babble.

Red Guardian whispering "The Winter Soldier" with reverance as a man born and raised in Soviet Russia

Walker considering throwing himself off a pit after getting hit with the trauma power

Sentry noticeably holding back against Walker and Yelena

I like them all way moee than i should and i fear they will get their shit stomped in Doomsday.

They grew on me so fucking quick, man. They had no right being that endearing as characters and I really don't want them to die come Doomsday.

OH MY GOOOD THE AI GENERATED ART THIS IS SOOOO SOULFUL

Tumblr and pixiv

not Anon Babble

lol

Retard

Nigger posting his faggot fanfic collages on Anon Babble and expecting his dick sucked.

He may be a faggot but you're blind and retarded.

i liked it
the effect for people instantly turning into shadows was scary shit

The hiroshima-ing effect was legit pretty cool. The lack of it being a flashy spectacle helped make it spooky.

i liked the bit where the black shadowing of the city covered up the whole screen, turning it black too. and void being just utterly impassive to everything instead of evil was so much scarier than him being a reddit nihilist

Kudos to the designers who thought of how to to do the whole void stuff, honestly. Looked very cool, the metaphors really worked.

I JUST BOUGHT TWO TICKETS

Bob held back against everyone, the only one you can single out outside of that is Yelena since he was especially gentle with her.

Its actually a good MCU movie for a change. Its sad to see it flop.

I think it’s more that the countersignalling crew didn’t come out to defend it. Even the Marvel drones on other sites just shrugged their shoulders. Due to the cast the studio couldn’t pull a “downvoted because of 100 million online racists” storyline.
They coulda tried “they hate the women” again I guess.

Biggest problem here isn’t that the movie was offensively bad, it’s just meh. Could have been a tv show. Maybe it was at some planning stage even. Same crappy “talk him down” ending as the prior movie. Better executed here but still undercut when the movie isn’t very good and they just did it.

It will probably make back it's money by the end so it will be fine.
Marvel isn't stupid either, they understand the financial failure of the movie wasn't the fault of the movie itself. Otherwise they wouldn't be using its director to do the future X-Men movie.

Captain Sam was filmed and refilmed 3 separate times over the course of 5 years. The costs of that film dwarf the cost of Thunderbolts. Thunderbolts will draw profit, because the conception that a film must always make 3x it's budget to be profitable is

A. Retarded and illogical
B. Arbitrary because they will just write down successful films. Reminder the Lord of the Rings films technically never turned "profit".

New Line Cinema claimed the trilogy resulted in "horrendous losses" due to their accounting practices, and the actors were not paid lucratively, with some stating they received minimal compensation.

This franchise made $3 billion over $3 films and apparently never made a profit. Hollywood lies right to your face, and you propagate the lie because it makes you feel good.

This, if movies needed to make 3 times their budget to make profit, we wouldn't get so many high budget movies

Lynchian............

I watch that number creep from 2x to 2.5x to 3x over the last 5 years, people just tell themselves whatever to satisfy the thread premise. Hollywood purposefully goes over budget. And many times the cost is subsidized by grants and film credits. Hollywood accounting is a real phenomenon.

It's all smoke and mirrors and massaging the numbers. It's wild that there are times where movies purposefully bomb but everyone gets out of it with oodles of money regardless.