/eurovision general/-It's Almost Over Edition
/eurovision general/-It's Almost Over Edition
based Bohemia
BASED CZECHIA
Germany won (my cock)
BASED BASED BASED
unironically germany in lower half would be ridiculous
Sophie Ellis Bexter is a SCAB
Ncuti pulled out due to Israel and she jumped in desperate for any fame
UK uncles voting for lewd bodysuits kek, based
What's with UK randomly popping off
Slags recognise slags.
What the hell just happened?
Those strategically placed expats in Benidorm pay off
Some people like that kind of musical theatre music.
Based Benidorm pensioner immigrants voting for the homeland
CAM ON SWITZERLAND
SCORE SAM FACKING POINTS
Finland with the autistic outfit
Hello from Helsinki. It's fucking freezing up here. God it's so cold. Our twelve pints go to vodka.
UK still on the left side of the table
despite whining from the UK, they're consistently doing quite well.
Most 2nd place by far.
Just not that many golds recently.
Fancy stage antics I guess?
Australia
Europe
If we ignored votes from either Asian shitholes or Slav dumps, the UK would be winning
Not sending a gay negro is a good thing.
Australian stacy out of nowhere
Whoever said you gota be drunk to watch this, u right bro im shit faced, i could never watch this slop sober you'd have to be mental.
Its the one time of the year i decided to get shitfaced on wine specifically.
Anyway im from UK we were shit we don't deserve any points.
Im the austria supporter they deserve it, wouldnt mind switzerland either, Italy was mad boring, song was good production value was boring.
Kharija cha cha cha battle saved the show desu.
Skibidi toilet chicken jockey bros... Iceland deserves better, it was much better than the slop getting 12s
Stop voting for this twink
Always amazes me the Ausies never vote for us given there's millions of first gen immigrants over there
Germany only giving 3 points to Israel
OI VEY
Has the Australian accent always been so American?
Rigged freemason voting on the eurovision.
if we only counted votes we received, we would receive the most votes
the squealing fag is gonna win
APOLOGISE
rig the points in favour of the queer faggot before the actual voting even begins
For people claiming to champion it, leftists really hate democracy
Temu Dua Lipa
It's gonna plummet when the public votes come in
Why's Belgium got Seth Rogan?
No cheers for Israel kek
"Our next points come from Israel"
Crowd immediately muted
kek
We've bought into the idea of pluralism, unfortunately all the ethnic minorities here haven't and just support their own kind.
fick inte 12 poäng från Finland.
Det är över, miljoner måste basta.
I'm not sure we'd get 12 points from us if we were allowed to vote for ourselves desu.
crowd suddenly deathly silent for Israel
10 points for germany to israel
wtf i support jews committing genocide now???
friendly reminder it's illegal to have ads in albania
The obvious crowd muting when Israel came on
KEK
Israel didnt give shit to Azeris
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Graham Norton is claiming that the live audience always gave Israel mixed reacctions. It wasn't the thunderous applause as it sounds to us watching it
No, this has been in development over the last 20 years.
Albania has some of the most beautiful people ever but they send some bald manlet. I'm disappointed
Israel giving Germany 10 points
Lithuanian presenter was pretty good last year
youtube.com
real font of charisma here from Lithuania
I swear I've seen the Lithuanian guy in gay porn
gay flirting on continental telly
Yugoslavia should only be allowed to give 1 set of points
... oh yeah?
Going by their entry maybe they are just like that in general
They should be allowed to give separate 12s if they go to the UK
When do the mail-in ballots from Philadelphia and Atlanta come in?
Putin the Baltics are yours. Do what must be done.
Yeah apparently they edited in cheers over the boos
x.com
These must be the most random jury points in a long time
So the Iceland guys are straight then, right? These people hate straight young men
Is it just me or is eurovision more normal this year than it has been for a while, a lot less gay and troon shit
He recognised the bulge
why is Iceland at 0? was it that bad?
that lipgloss
The points people really like to milk their moment huh?
The fact that Italy is getting any juror points at all should be an obvious clue to rigging.
Georgia could fit right in in Jersey shore
no they were just really shit and not in a campy way just an annoying way
don't even remember it
I swear the dutch song was the most boring song out of them all
literally lab-made eurovision bait
Yeh was less this year, but the song quality was terrible, only like 5 good songs so really makes ya think.
Estonia not ranking Lithuania and barely ranking Latvia
fucking mongol traitors
estland not giving a fuck
based
hope youll beat the austrian faggot estlandbros
They're all highly narcissistic people like women and fags so of course they do.
Who is this edgy retard
How does this work? Are the top 10 in the final or something?
fucking Estonia is a 4channeler
austria wins
They called me a madman.
Reminder none of y'all niggas gave them love in any of these threads.
Get me on the UK jury next year.
Half of the points are done
Now the mass public votes come in
This is the final. They combine these results from the votes from viewers to determine the final ranking
These "jury" members are a mossad controlled hive mind. They're gonna get their points in the public voting, Latvia's gonna at least get 10
Roll
yeah
should make a bingo card next year
vote presenter starts singing
vote presenter does a comedy routine which only makes sense for their countrymen
no, they've given the jury points and now they're gonna give the televotes
This is the final. The winner gets to host in 2026
less niggers and trannies and more countries singing in their own language
too many slampigs though
this is the final, the top 1 wins
that was the jury vote, next is the public vote
Yeah, but is this the final or semifinal?
Who will steal public vote?
italy wins, me thinks
austria will job in the public vote
ballerbros... it's not looking good...
Explain to me quickly how phone votes weighting work
top 5 juror votes are absolute trash tier songs
Get fucked Iceland
Yeah a bit more normal.
Fatter tho.
5 seemed airheaded as fuck, give me 2 or 3
1 for milky fetish
literally bullying children
Kk, I thought this was the semi. I fell asleep.
Can't believe that Austria guy is winning.
Rolling for fat terminator
israel social score
ICELAND NUL POINTS
Is that really what the average Estonian looks like?
rolling
Fuck i forgot the public vote shit, bros i got too cocky, am i finished.
Why is everyone gay at this show. I remember a few years ago where some dudes grindr notification went off on live TV
1
The Jews will try their hardest
Public won't vote for UK
Non binary fatigue
Yeah it was more normal, really needs to put most of the female singers on a diet though.
Congratulations.
BTW I'M PREGNANT LOOK AT HOW PREGNANT I AM EVERYONE I AM PREGNANT
i swear they're the most narcissistic cunts on earth
Part and parcel m8
Those points are literal training wheels for the most depraved countries. It's daylight rigging. Now some countries don't even have a chance to win anymore no matter how many public votes they get
Put the mouse on
Jacks are worth 10 Kings are worth 3 apart from one eyed Jacks which are Wild cards. Round one you get a hand of 9, round two you get a hand of 7. Two's are wild cards, apart from diamonds, which retain their face value except for the king of diamonds, which is worth the same as all kings, 3. You play in sequence, unless you can match a card in an ascending or descending order. If you can then that's a Go Johnny Go Go Go Go, then you stand up and shout Go Johnny Go Go Go Go and pick up all the cards on the table.
Time for the public vote
There is still time for you to apologise before it comes home
Does Estonia means you get heavily drunk?
Not as many blacks or trannies, but more fat loudmouthed "divas". There's always a tradeoff
I'm pretty sure this lady host on the left in the blue and red was in breaking bad and married to the fed.
congratulations to Austria for outgaying the swedes but then again they were off their game this year by sending some toxic masculine fennoswedes instead of a coked up homo
Who? Pregnant women?
Time for UK to plummet from 10th to 2nd bottom
Yeah, it was like that last year. I figured out it was almost a match magical certainty Switzerland would win and I had a bunch of eurospergs get mad and tell me I was wrong, lol.
I play red seal kings in balatro
yes
Iceland didn't finish last
We did it, Zoomerchuds
spain gonna be last, a big 5 always tanks the public vote
All of them cheering like they won already?
Kek at Spain
seething at a woman bringing a new life into the world
Lol, incel.
Wonder how few we'll get when Nigel gets in
Umm no sweetie, it's coming home
San Marino is the true bottom bitch
Whats the point when Israel will just rig the vote
1 point to be above spain pls
seething at narcissism, which is entirely valid, strawman poster
VINDALOOO VINDALOO NA NA
I hope the guy who predicted them as one of the frontrunners earlier has killed himself
How the fuck did that Polish tranny get so many audience votes
TWO POINTS
Portuguese qt on the right deserves better
Israel 0 Points
TWO (2) POINTS
2 points from world voting lol
2 points
lmao get fucked piggy
denmark
2 points
Kek.
Israel about to get 30000 mystery points
rigged
2 points
OY VEY
Uh oh...
lmao
297 for da jooz
kek
THEY MADE THE CALL
Nothing personnell, goyim
no politics in play here
OY FUCKING VEY
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAAH
ISRAEL!!!!!
jews buying votes
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
oy vey, why do I even watch this shit
297 ???????
Holy shit they are not even trying to hide the rigging.
LOL
It's real
This really is the dumbest way of revealing points they should just have the national presenters announce jury and phone votes at once so we can tell who hates who
Hamasbros i dont feel so good
Voted for the jews 10 times
I hope espresso machiatto is winning
So they can't influence the jury that much but can get phone votes easily
FUCK ISRAEL. FREE PALESTINE.
Not enough to actually win.
JEW
Lol fucking shameless
Double the amount of Europe supporting Israel than Ukraine? 0 chance
THE GOYIM GOT COCKY
SHUT IT DOWN
297 points
OH NO NO NO
rigged
TERRORISM KINO NEXT YEAR
ISRAEL HOSTS EUROVISION 2026 AND HAMAS ATTACKS!!!
Lol, kino.
all of the fat women are getting almost zero audience votes
Wew
FAGGOTS! Only 74 for Germany.
the slampigs getting rejected live in 4k
this is kino
Please let it happen I don't care if its rigged twitter will hate it
Fuck both honestly
All that rigging and it still won't be enough to win lmao. What's the end goal? To make people think the public like Israel? Nobody is falling for that shit kek
more jewish tricks
votes saying no to pigs
based
hamas won't exist in 2026
check
They flooded social media with instructions how to vote 20 times
That would do the opposite of promoting unity
Fat fucks are getting wrecked.
00000000000000000000000
@UK
BONGS LMAO
WHAT A CLASSIC
HAHAHA ZERO
HOW THE FUCK DO WE DO IT LADS?
UK ZERO POINTS
KEK
LOL
How the fuck did they figure out how to rig that?
everybody hates albion
ZERO
E
R
O
Nigelbros... this can't be happening
zero for uk
Boring as fuck song
How is zero points possible lol
Z E R O
Fucking racists all of you. UK doesn't deserve this.
0 points
w-why do they hate us bros?
We need to stop funding this shit
STOP THE COUNT!!!!
Oy vey Germany and Bongerstan blown the fuck out
People vote based solely on the quality of the song.
How the fuck did that joke song by Estonia get that many votes
1 (ONE) POINT DIFF
HOLY RIGGING
So unfair
Wtf did we ever do to you
Depends on how many kids Israel takes out before then.
As a UK bro i let out an audible laugh fuck them they were shit
I don't know if they are blind to how much people truly hate them, or if they don't care and just do it to flaunt their influence
Fishladies got fucked over
Fucking rigged piece of shit garbage contest
How did UK not get a single voter point? How is it even possible.
brits more hated than jews
Lmao we really are the villains
357 vs 356
This is so fucking rigged
estland exactly 1 point behind israel
please win this
this would be absolute kino
Maybe I'm just getting old, but it feels like it's less and less about the songs every year.
oh no no no no no goyim bros
riggi kiketini
Neggerlands btfo
It's huge on spotify and tiktok
Buck broken
STOP THE COUNT
Austria's basically already won, it only needs a hundred to win.
It's about twinks and hags.
Austria will win. Twink supremacy. Castrati Ubermensch
Let's go Israel, make the redditards seethe!
It's because the only people voting in the UK are the fat gammons who care about Israel more than the UK. They did this last year where some fat fuck here made 50 votes to Israel and bragged about it on twitter.
Italy above Greece is ridiculous, those guys were awful
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
Fat women were rejected at the ballot box this Eurovision
THE FACE OF EVERY CONTESTANT REALIZING THE RIGGING LMAO
JEWBROS WE'RE RISING UP WE WILL DANCE AGAIN
Only an Austria can stop the Jews
French lady is going to murder first jew she sees.
Best song in the entire contest
Austria is the only chance to beat Israel... Pottery
Austria wrote the falcetto parts while he was being fucked in the ass and named the song "wasted love" because he was high on poppers and thought about how he couldn't get ass pregnant.
good goy!
Thought the French were fucking shit
Never watching this again if Israel win
absolute fucking farce
Austria stopping the kikes will be pottery
Austrian beating Israel
Like pottery
I don't Austria's going to do well with audience. The Jews may have done it.
I hope you are not talking about Italy
You posted that already
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
damn
I really liked Switzerlands song
0
Will the twink win
AUSTRIA
HITLER
0
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON???*
kek fuck switzerland, it was boring as hell
ZE FUCKING RO
0 points
loud Austria chants
CAM ON, GOYIM
Bullshit, Switzerland had the best song
NIGGA HEIL HITLER NIGGA HEIL HITLER NIGGA HEIL HITLER NIGGA HEIL HITLER
0
Eurovision 2026 in Israel
Hamas/Houthis, do your thing!
Yes.
Austria vs Israel
Absolute kino
switzerland was intro for israel for some reason+
gets 0 points despite being second while israel gets almost 300
really makes you think
Hitler vs the Jews
NOOOOOO
We don't give a fuck, Europe has been perpetually seething at us for years - they hated us when we were in because we had the veto and didn't join the plastic currency, so we left and that was wrong too apparently.
Fuck Euro(plus Jews and Aussies)vision lol
Austria
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA`HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
K
I
N
O
Austria won
Was a very nice show not fake at all with amazing music thank you bros
AUSTRIAN ARTIST SAVES THE DAY
ADOLF WINS
AUSTRIA WINRAR
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HEIL HEIL HEIL!!!!!!
SOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
OY VEY
i don't get it
Total israel obliteration
austria beats isreal
uhhh isn't this problematic
ALL MY NIGGAS NAZIS NIGGA HEIL HITLER
FUCK KIKES
1488
TOP KEK
Based painter
BASED BASED BASED BASED
JEWS DEFEATED
I HATED THE AUSTRIAN SONG BUT AT LEAST EVIL DID NOT WIN
Hitler won
HE IS WATCHING OVER US ON THE BLESSED NIGHT
Twink Hitler won
You made me CHEER for a soprano twink on a BOAT. Look at what they make you give.
austria wins
They called me a madman
They literally rigged the jury votes as well as viewer votes to get this result.
an austrian is the last bastion against jewish shenanigans
HE WINS
ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINO ESC
YES! FUCK ISRAEL!!!! FREE PALESTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that Danny Dyer lol wtf.
SAVED EUROPE
He did it again
SIX MILLION POINTS
HE DOES IT AGAIN!
What a waste of time
UK 12 POINTS TO ISRAEL
What
What a farce.
The Finnish host is shouting at the Austrian singer not to drink any more water
UK audience gave 12 to Israel... wtaf
North Londoners really pulling some strings
Right wing country wins Israel second
and...
BREXIT BREXIT BREXIT
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Even after all that rigging, the kikes still lose
Bruno predicted this.
Europe saved by the biggest fag on the night.
Poetic
The real biggest reason you know that Israel vote was bullshit was that song was absolutely fucking snoozeville, literally no one could tell me what it was right now.
UK 12 points went to the eternal jew lmao
And people said Eurovision is not based
Israel rigged the phone vote
ESC counter-rig to not have to be seen supporting machine gunning hospitals
This is the most corrupt show on earth I love it
4 please
Anglo Protestants are jewish slaves
allowed in a European contest
allowed in a contest while they're bombing hospitals and ethnically cleansing Gaza
get all the way to second place in said contest
Fatties destroyed at the public vote
Jewish plan fails
Actual winning song is shit and gay
Cha cha cha vs Rim Tim Tagi Dim kino
Mostly a good Eurovision.
Thank you Austria.
Presenters just said Sweden gave their 12 points from the public voting to Israel. I apologize from my people.
Jews got fucked by an austrian again lol
cheat
still lose
kino
Lots of apathetic Britbongs watching who don't vote, lots of Zionists in the UK who will vote 20 times and make sure all their friends family do too
jews rigged
faggots rigged
This whole farce was a game of rigging.
I mean Eurovision votes have always been political, people mostly vote for their neighbours or other political reasons. Its why they added a judges vote because they actually vote based on songs. If they didn't have jury vote for example Israel would have won.
That boys box is getting blown out tonight
why are they like this
Thank you black-haired Austrian, for exterminating ALL of the Jews
' points in this
Kek
One of the biggest sponsors for the contest
gets obscene amount of phone votes
I'm not saying it's rigged but think about it
So did Germany.
It's the Jews living in these countries voting.
They called me a madman
By love he means AIDS. He spreads AIDS.
Wait this dude isn't even Austrian he's Philippino ir some shit
Yeah why is the country filled with paki muslim rape gangs voting for the country that kills muslims?
well done my son, now show the juden how we work a crowd
Bit of a trend here I suspect.
multiple times?
Blessed 1488 GET
watching eurovision is haram
so did Spain and the UK
SIR A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT VIENNA
No Celine Dion?
Austria
Pietsch was born in Vienna to an Austrian IT specialist and a Filipina cook
lol, daddy fucked the maid.
Britbongs watching who don't vote
It's rigged. Couple of senpai voted. Now THEY know it's rigged now
True, but I mean that it's not even a politically motivated but basically catchy pop song, even by Eurovision standards it was bottom tier in terms of memorability so you know for a fact not a single vote was made based on the song.
Mixed. Thats why he looks more kike south american. Asia + Europe!
did any country's phone in vote NOT give israel 12 points?
what the fuck
wtf is this opera shit
yle.fi
Finnish article about Israel's advertising campaign, even encouraging people to vote at embassies
I want to see more of the funny mermaid girl. She's nice. Glad the zionists got btfo also.
Fun year
Like 5 songs I would've been happy to see winning
Austria wrote the falcetto parts while he was being fucked in the ass and named the song "wasted love" because he was high on poppers and thought about how he couldn't get ass pregnant.
jew bros, we need a fund increase for next year
short austrian twink artist btfoes jews again
History truly repeats itself
Knowing Israel REALLY pushed to win like Ukraine did the last two years and despite a massive campaign for it all year round have failed twice now is funny.
Opera era of ESC.
Last winner had it too.
Hahah wtf
Didnt they condemn Israel publicly?
Have to mute when Israel comes on screen
Crowd audibly chanting AUSTRIA to beat them
Somehow i'm supposed to believe Israel win the public vote every year
quite a few otherwise Austrian twink wouldn't have won
Decent winner tbf
Justice!
History does not repeat itself but it often rhymes.
So the Austrian song is absolute shit right?
If it was pure public votes like it used to be, Israel would have been the winner
I'll at least give the Austrian fruit credit for his song being different and a bit bonkers, I'd remember it anyway.
this powerful austrian charisma..
haven't felt this since...
since..
man what a shrill caterwauling song, but w/e at least Israel lost
lol
It is of a kind.
Austria's song is absolutely horrible.
Who voted for this shit?
Til next year lads, cheers.
The people love Israel
Sendung 6million virtual hugs to them
This fucking sucks. Even Israel would be better, at least to piss off freepalestines.
Latvia should've won in a just world
This actually makes it make sense why they still have the juries
gay homos
Okay Anon Babble
how many points to you give to this years ESC?
Twelve points? Douze points?
Ten points? Dix points?
Eight points? Huit points?
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.
UK points(zero)
better luck next year shlomo
Wanting to fuck over people you find annoying is the absolutely bottom of the barrel political opinion
I didn't even expect anything top tier to actually win. My only hope was Sweden and it flopped.
how
cinq points, but was very nearly -10 points
you've just described the free palestine movement
So... whatever happened to those secret Jew tunnels they found in New York?
Non jews
Never underestimate the Mossad botnet and millions of diehard Israel supporters in Europe, and the things they can accomplish when collectively voting.
huit points
7/10
Boring songs, (mostly) normal looking singers, kino ending
How did Israel get so many points when everyone from every country is confused, claimed they didn't vote for Israel or know anyone that did?
Israel runs an incredibly powerful botnet
How did they fuck it up so badly again? I thought they were good at rigging?
we just hate muslims
Keep in mind, there are 25 options to vote for, theoretically, you could get 12 points with 5% of the vote.
I actually believe Mossad did not the voting but not in bongland, bongs literally love Jews and Israel
this was a strange year with multiple pretty popular favorites to win, but not one or two extremely popular entries above everyone else, like it is many years. for this reason Israel's exorbitant spend on online ads for their contestant really has a way better chance of getting them to the top instead of just around top 10 like usual.
They finished exactly where they wanted to.
They are slowly working their way up to 1st every year so it isn't a surprise when they eventually win it. Next year they win
They're annoying, because their protests won't lead to anything. It's mostly just people wanting to feel important without putting themselves in any danger. But Israel is not just annoying, they're bombing and starving civilians
The swiss took one for the team and added their numbers to Austria's
Yet another swiss "neutrality" masterclass.
NEW THREAD
permaguilt
sure mehmet
why is israel even allowed to be in EUROvision
A dumb singing competition is this important in current year
nooo stop having fun
The main funder of the competition is a company from Isreal
7
bang average
This hasn't been about fun for about 30 fucking years
They are. They got a lot of points. But it wasn't enough.
Jews concentrate their votes while counter-jews don't have a cohesive person to vote for
They really need to work on infiltrating the juries
like germany they got votes from countries that just like fuckable girls. Countries like ukraine and italy had judges vote for sex appeal.