This is all you need

This is all you need

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this is all you need

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That's all there is.

both of these are all you need

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it bothers my autism that in that pic all the movies have the official posters except ROTS that has some shitty fanmade photoshop poster

Add Excalibur, Conan the Barbarian, and Krull.

Same. It looks so out of place it's unreal.

I don't need any of these and have never enjoyed Star wars

just finished rewatching RoTJ and the funniest part is Han's face at the end when he finds out L and L are siblings so he won't have to compete for her lmaoo, happiest that guy's ever been

these movies held up really well it's no wonder they made nerds shit and piss themselves on the sidewalk to get in

the prequels are great in their own way with great effects and decent screenplay but the dialog just cannot compare to the original. feels more like a nolan movie or something that relies more on set pieces and the overall message than smooth writing and cohesive scenes

Use proper poster, you annoying, lazy piece of shit.

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Thank you. It's always funny that the ROTJ poster has Chewie, Jabba and Yoda as the main characters just because they wanted to follow the pattern of having different floating heads on each poster of the OT

Paints ESB duel on ROTJ poster.

What did Struzan mean by this?

Alternatively, DVD edition. I have nostalgia for these ones.

kino covers

Based

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to throw away

Star wars has and will always be shit. Luke was a fag, anakin was a fag and reylo was a faggot too. Mando and yeed is and will be trash

ftfy

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Who are you quoting, my brown friend?

i have the vhs that looks cool when displayed sideways. I need a vcr and a tv that will play them

Stop watching Starshit.

This is all you need

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Wrong

hobbit

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

The Hobbit trilogy

Those were fuck-awful.

tries to turn The Hobbit into a three-part epic instead of a charming folk tale

Radagast has a trail of birdshit down his face

retarded dwarf hairstyles

Mirkwood doesn't look remotely dark or foreboding

Lake-Town is a disgusting shithole instead of a cozy town on a lake

only reason Smaug spoke to Bilbo in the book was to coax him out of hiding. Bilbo has the ring off in the movie, so Smaug just looks like a dunderhead who loves the sound of his own voice

Smaug and Sauron are both rekt 5 minutes into the third movie, leaving the 2 stupid interchangeable CGI orcs as our only villains

film focuses on Stephen Fry and that shitty Grima Wormtongue ripoff instead of Smaug's attack on Lake-Town

third film is just one long CGI fight scene, barely qualifies as a movie

I'd rather watch the Rankin/Bass Hobbit anyday.

Chad posti

Worse and more retarded than anything in the prequels. Looks like shit too. Like a shitty XBOX videogame, with all that ugly bloom. More like Peter Hackson.

Yeah, Jesus. I'd forgotten how awful all that looked.

Not to mention, I'd have actually preferred it to be the elf-chick Tauriel to kill Bolg and avenge the cute dwarf, which would fit with the theme of the two races coming together. If they're not gonna have Beorn do it, they might as well have Tauriel do it. Legolas already had 3 movies to be a badass.

cancerous phonefag and proud of it

awful taste

clinically retarded

Checks out. Willing to bet you're brown, too.

You can honestly skip 2 and just watch CW03 instead

That's actually a really good point and I didn't think of it before. Why do we need this elaborate Jango Fett Conspiracy backstory for the clone army? Just have the Republic start churning out Clone Troopers to counter the Separatists. There's a lot of odd things that they overexplain in the PT that could've been shortened down to give Anakin's fall to the Dark Side arc more time to breathe.

Battle of the Five Armies is the only movie I've seen in theaters that made me physically nauseous and dizzy. It just looked so awful. That awful bloom, that awful 3D, that awful 48fps. Just completely awful.

Extended Editions are kino and the single book is fucking dumb.

Only Andor ROTS and ANH are good

I still don't care for boomers' capeshit you can cope and seethe

Battle of the Five Armies is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. It's not even a movie; it's just one long CGI fight scene.

the single book is fucking dumb.

Bullshit, The Hobbit is pure folktale kino.

While I'm more familiar with these, I still have nitpicks:
Obi-Wan, Luke and Vader's lightsabers being short and shitty looking. Even Obi-Wan's held at an angle still doesn't make sense or look right
Artist added a circle of light, like a glint, to all except ep 3 from what I can tell. At least commit.
Ep 1's should've show the Naboo starfighters instead of the pod racers

Far better posters but still have stupid issues like the duel, and Vader's tie advanced in ep 5. Forgivable cause the art style is unreal

True.
Funny, this is the only canonic movies as well.