pudgy autistic dude gets two hot blondes admitting to being attracted to him
old black lady's opening line is to tell him he has Albert Einstein's sexual energy
There's no way this shit isn't scripted.
The Rehearsal
I have trouble getting into any of Nathan’s stuff because I can feel his insane ego pouring off the screen, he can’t hide it.
pudgy autistic dude
also a pilot, well-spoken, intelligent. But mainly he has a career, hobbies, goals in life. His only failing is that he doesn't know how to approach girls in social contexts. Emma was actually interested, the other one kind of hesitated so they probably figured her for someone who is willing to pretend just to be on camera. Emma seems genuine (and is also coincidentally my type).
the black chick was definitely hamming it up for the camera, but I think emma was legit interested. she seemed a little autistic herself, and like the other anon said colin has a decent career, he's kind, intelligent, goal-oriented... he's not even really that pudgy. he's well groomed and not fat. he's just socially awkward and a little insecure, probably because like you he's been conditioned to think that men need to be 10/10 gigachads to get a girl interested. which is somewhat true on dating apps, but irl it really isn't. problem is it seems like he only ever tried talking to chicks on dating apps and it probably ruined his self esteem.
You are sheeple. It's a reality TV show. It's literally about social engineering. You are being brainwashed by scripted interactions presented as spontaneous events.
this episode was really hard to watch and i had to skip forward too many times
yeah, i think it was the second most painful yet, the worst one being the kid that got attached to him
retards actually think the girls were attracted to him and not just wanting more screen time
Autistic? You realize Nathan was leading them into admitting that?
pudgy autistic dude
Who is tall as FUCK
Retard. It's because they're a ACTORS and want to be on TELEVISION more. Go look up if they're still dating or how long this relationship lasted after filming
plays a character who's a lonely virgin without friends nor social skills
makes a show that makes fun of lonely virgins without friends nor social skills
actors making out was hot as fuck. I had a super hard boner watching that
look up if they're still dating
I've got nothing. Emma Jordan appears to have no social media. I couldn't even find Colin's surname.
Bros... she's literally perfect
Okay, but have you tried not being an incel?
I work in documentaries.
There's this magical thing that happens to people when you put a camera in front of them.
They do and say thing that they normally wouldn't, it's like their personality changes.
He's a typical Hollywood yid who uses movies and TV to aggrandize himself and get access to attractive White women.
I don't think it's scripted but people definitely do say and do things out of character just to get screen time. you're a midwit.
Anon from the last thread here.
4 dates with girl/seeing her for a month
still haven't kissed her
another in 2 days and I have resolved to kiss her at least once on this date
Pray for me bros, if you all think I'm going autisrufslly slos I might actually be autistic
t. chud who is personally responsible for the fall of the white race
yeah, she's very pretty and seems like a nice person too
if you want real advice, build to it early. don't do the stupid kiss at the end thing. too much pressure and its a waste. build and escalate tension early and fast. lots of touching and teasing, nothing mean, just build excitement with your physicality, and then when the tension is peak, and the time and location makes sense (again as early on as possible) make eye contact and move your whole body in, single kiss at first but if she's feeling it make out for a lil bit, then break and continue the night
Thanks anon
Not a refutation.
pick a good, happy moment, after laughing or something and say out of nowhere
i want to kiss you so much
I would suggest keeping in mind this simple, reliable exercise as a way of recognising your inner “no”: if you have to convince yourself and talk yourself into saying “yes”, then your soul is really saying “no.” When your soul says “yes”, you do not have to talk yourself round.
What?
may i offer you a kiss milady
Gay, dont fucking announce your kiss, do not do this, just be a man and move in for a kiss, if she doesn’t want to kiss you why the fuck is she on a date with you? Pick the best moment and go in, not too slow, not too fast, but decisively. Be a fucking man, not a pussy, she wants you to do it, so just fucking be a fucking man already and fucking do it
Do you have to talk yourself into saying "yes" to initiating a kiss?
On one hand everyone on Anon Babble is an autistic loser but at the same time you're all decisive woman kissers?
I’ve been browsing since ‘06 and yes I’ve learned decisive women kissing like any good autist should learn
Explains why they weren't comfortable kissing. Colin's smart, he could probably sense Emma wasn't into him. Also gives some subtext to that rendition of Colin's protective dad Nathan did with Emma.
If you're you're evading by turning things around on me and that other anon.
Colin's smart
Lmfao
Also dude had license to literally start making out with her. The only sensible approach to not humiliate yourself further beyond the gigahumiliation you’ve already received and broadcasted to a global audience is to start making out with her right away as soon as they go into the fake house
I know this'll sound weird but a lot of people aren't into getting physical with those who aren't into them.
goes on 50 dates with this girl that isn’t into him
is super smart
giving her a kiss is over the line though!!!
Like Emma he's just going through the motions for the sake of the show.
worked on my wife we've been together 12~ years.
either that or those are truly the best actors on planet earth
I mean, it’s his show and his experiments. It makes sense. I only get mad when he intentionally derails something that’s working because he thinks it’s not funny enough.
either that or those are truly the best actors on planet earth
Some women want you to be direct and some want you to vocalize your desire it just depends.
it's a smart jew. he graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades.
I remember him from This Hour Has 22 Minutes... he was the only funny thing in that Hour.
youtube.com
I have to disagree with this. Maybe this was true for his character in Nathan For You, but what I like that's different with this show is that Nathan feels more like some random guy in the middle of a big roving circus.
Anything works (within reason) if they think you're cute.
People on the internet will get upset with you for not first obtaining verbal consent.
(you)r all welcome btw
faggots and faggettes
also best/darkest skit shit
Well now I wonder what racial voice profile that kid assigned to his dog. I think of my cat talking like a khajit and my gf’s cat talking like an Urkel type guy.
If you anons knew anything about Child Psychology, Nathan Fielder altered that kid's developmental path for the rest of his life for a really really really fucken funny joke.
When it comes to a first kiss one piece of advice that stuck out to me is from the trailer to Hitch, an old Will Smith romcom.
You go 90 and I go 10! You do not go full 100!
But I don't like going 90. I only want to go 50. I want my date to go 50, too. I'm not just speaking about literal kissing, either. Am I doomed?
Yeah he just completely skewed the grief process for the loss of a bonded animal at a very impressionable phase. How old is that kid now?
Meh seeing all the AI shit on the internet was going to do that anyway
dead internet theory is accelerating; shit I don't even want to look at 2D screens anymore let alone old MacGyver episodes I've seen now a bunch of times.
I feel like something is in the tides to replace it.
eventually the Internet will just be asking the computer prompt to "Make me laugh".
2D screens
3D screens
Anytime people post AI generated posters I just think of Awesome-o in the pitch room
For me it's 4D screens
yeah me too.
lot of parallels/allegories
someone at HBO has hours of footage of the black chick and the buff guy making out topless
fuck...
Bro YouTube prank channels are scripted and you think reality TV isn’t?
Like those of Blue is the Warmest Color those hours have likely been erased, lost like tears in the rain