You put your ketchup in the fridge

you put your ketchup in the fridge

you don't twist your bread shut after making a sandwich

you tip less than 15%

how did you think your god would judge you?

>you put your ketchup in the fridge

am i not supposed to do that? wait one sec i hear something going on outside i'll go check it out

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It is meant to be stored in the fridge after opening, yes.

It's pure sugar dumbass. You don't have to refrigerate it.

Heinz says otherwise.

So is maple syrup, that needs to be refrigerated

you put your used toilet paper in the trash can instead of flushing it

you don't shower for weeks on end

you wipe your mouth with your used cum rag

that doesn't sound right to me

I refrigerate it but it’s probably unnecessary. I leave a ton of sauces unrefrigerated and they’re fine.

i squirt a tiny bit of ketchup out the bottle every time and throw it away. convinced whatever comes out from the tip/first is contaminated.

tipping

I had no problem until these bold cunts started assuming I was willing to tip 25% automatically without even a smile or anything remotely embodying service.

It's pure sugar dumbass

As much vinegar as sugar desu
still, its not going to go bad.
People just put it in the fridge because where else are you going to put it?

I don't tip with exception of giving something extra to delivery guys

Vinegar based sauces are fine as the vinegar will inhibit mold growth. Most anything else will definitely get moldy.
Zoomer “feelings” aside, all mold needs is a little water, and sugar will just feed it. Honey, as the nectar of the gods, is an exception.

I don't refrigerate hot sauce, but sriracha is the one exception.

That's because cold is the natural habitat of maple. Ketchup's natural habitat is Italy which is hot.

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For a second I was imagining someone twisting the pieces of bread on a sandwich. Would distribute sauces nicely actually.

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I bet you use catsup.

all mold needs is a little water, and sugar will just feed it. Honey, as the nectar of the gods, is an exception.

Anon, the tree produces syrup as a defense mechanism, if the bark gets damaged and the xylum is exposed (if you ever cut down a live tree there is a tiny green ring, that's the part of the trunk that is alive and growing) specifically to create a seal fungus and bugs can't get in and kill the tree).
The reason honey and syrup wont go bad is because there's not enough free water floating around, and there's no air that can get in.
Remember your food service training FAT TOM (food, acidity, temperature, time, oxygen, moisture).

he doesn't put his sugar in the fridge

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that makes it even less like to spoil

You routinely donate to that Holocaust charity ad on tv

refrigerate after opening

Syrup absolutely does go bad, retard. Maple syrup is made from tree sap, it isn’t only sap, double retard. Honey has less water content but also it is just naturally antifungal. Going to some fly by night culinary school doesn’t change any of that, triple retard.

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anyone who tips is a cuck and a faggot

What's the deal with tipping at Golden Corral? Do people really do that?

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Look what happened when he died

So? Germans cant be trusted
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