and it most definitely is not picrel. I challenge you to name a single movie where the addition of a kid character made it better (different from a movie where kids are the focus, like Home Alone or The Sandlot). But movies that should be flawless but suck like Temple of Doom because of the incessant plot insertions of a stupid kid.
Movies that kids improve
Harry Potter
So list some kid sidekicks who don't suck?
Did they remove the lex nip slip in later copies? It's on my vhs from the 90s.
Paper Moon.
The Goonies
Sandlot
How fucking retarded are you?
Ukraine supporter level retarded.
Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver
Lazytown
Aliens
Child’s Play
A bunch of Stephen king movies like The Shining
Hirokazu Koreeda often has children in his movies.
They are the only movies with kids that i can stomach.
He manages to actually get good performances out of them somehow.
**all except monster. His latest movie. Which is god-awful because he didn't write it.
chekt
I challenge you to name a single movie where the addition of a kid character made it better
Maladolescenza (1977).
Don't fucking Google it lmao.
Lolita
She's all sweaty. Gross.
La Boum (1980)
Porno's
Came to say Aliens.
I'd say the kids is the main character in the Shining, so it doesn't count.
Do the babies at the end of Hard Boiled count?
Paris, Texas
Sixth Sense
I disagree on the first JP. Those kids got terrorized and will have nightmares well into their adulthood. The mistake to include kids into the Jurassic movie 'formula'. I think every single one has them, though dominion was such garbage that I only watched like 10 minutes, so maybe can't confirm on that.
It has to be a movie where there Are Also Kids. Not movies about kids or where a kid being there is part of the plot. Aliens is about the motherhood bit. Child Prostitute is a plot point in Taxi Driver.
Came here to make this joke. I would have said "All the porn I watch"
No ban please, I'm just kidding
Tom et Lola (1990).
list movies that are made better by kids
but nooo you can't say the ones where they have any importance or relevance those don't count because i'm a faggot
In the blob remake you get so see little tommy turned into a skeleton its pretty gnarly so im coringa on that
Drive
kids don't improve movies
actually kids don't improve movies unless it's a movie about kids
actually kids don't improve movies unless the kid being there is relevant to the movie's plot or themes
you've backpedaled your point into nothingness. of course adding something arbitrary and irrelevant to a movie does not improve it.
cuties
Cloverfield. The monster is a kid, baby. The monster improves the film
The what?
Yiyi
My Dad always wanted to see the kid characters get killed. During Jurassic Park especially he would joke constantly about wanting "little Timmy to get eaten by the dinosaurs."
Leon the professional
Based cunny bro
The kids in The Lost World were interesting in the book. They got cut/combined into one character which complete ruined it. I hate that fucking movie.
Short round was based fuck you
There's plenty of good kid characters but zoomers like you shouldnt be spoonfed
did he molest you at all? sounds like a closet pedo that feels resentful about how the kids make him feel so it comes out as fantasies of violence
master and commander
Also The Last Boy Scout
Aliens
Good one
shitting on Short Round
dismissed, fag