Hot take: I've never thought Shane Gillis was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either...

I realized MSSP podcast is based when they talked about how awesome this guy is :
youtube.com/watch?v=AjDap8orszk

Hes never said anything funny

Why is podcast bro humor just saying retard over and over? Where are the jokes?

This thread feels like concentrated autism

streetshitter

Episode 1: black people are afraid of dogs and magic

U mad lel

Enjoy prison, stalker

Jesus fuck, took long enough. You guys are genuinely so retarded it's unreal but by all means keep on having your little bitch verbal slap-fights without getting the reference

You have no retort back, absolute shit for brains.

Detailing your existence as a cocksucking faggot shill of horrible fat ugly shabbos clowns requires no emotion. Your faggotry for manufactured astroturfed toxic shabbos creations is as one would describe the sky or the ocean. Your being a low functioning cocksucker of disgusting jewish filth and wanting to spread your addiction to hideous jewish poison born from a nightmare of an existence is just a fact of life.

You can see why dumb niggers like this supposedly like clowns babbling bullshit into microphone for a hour... they're low functioning and stupid. Knock knock jokes are grand comedic masterpieces for these fucking morons. The type of fucking idiot who shill threads actually effect and form their opinions, preferences and world views.

Do you even understand the thread you're in lol

So whats funny to you then? I wanna get better at laughing at funny, teach me what is actually cool to laugh at.

You clearly don't. But this once again returns to your being a low functioning retard who has no ability to read or comprehend what you're reading.

Maybe you should go find a group of retards somewhere and suck off your gay fake fat shabbos clown there.

teach me what is actually cool to laugh at.

Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Better yet, go to a Kill Tony show and take some of these "comedians" with you. It would truly better the world and it would be funny if someone finally put that faggot out of his misery like he's been desperately asking for.

Jeez fatrick, really changing up your modus operandi lately huh

uh-oh! the streetshitter is le trying le hard!

Could you imagine being so lost in some fucking faggot artificial world that you think comments like this with gay inside jokes about whoever the fuck fatrick is denoting you've wasted hours upon hours of life as retarded cattle in that fake faggot artificial world? And then to be do delusional that you think inside jokes from that world have any sort of relevance to anyone not in your completely faggoty delusional existence in your gay goy media ghetto?

Again, these are the retards who supposedly watch this fat hideous shabbos clown. Hilarious that faggots like these with downtrodden miserable existences want to try to shill them to others. Really one of the lowest forms of life.

This retard is so stupid they don't even know they're replying to two different people. Another demonstration of the low functioning audience of this shabbos garbage.

Meds

I don't mind him listening to him do dudebro history stuff.
His standup has its moments, but in the grand scheme he's pretty middle of the road. The Trump impression was fun during the right time.
6.5/10 I spose.

it's dude comedy for lonely dudes
if you're not a lonely dude, dating a chick with kids, or don't get sucked into lonely dude culture in general, then your feelings are understandable

I guess threads like this are what happen when you get some super autistic retard who fails horribly at starting a stand-up comedy career so the most he can do is make hatethreads about guys who actually made it

Can't wait for your next "bill burr is a cuck" thread little bro, it'll be real funny just like the last 500 of them

That's an awful lot of anger and effort to put in for someone who apparently thinks they're so far above it all kek

I don't think they make meds for dicksucking faggots of fake gay fat shabbos clowns. Unfortunately there's no cure for faggotry other than suicide.

So people who don't turn into aids ridden cocksucking faggots are jealous of aids ridden cocksucking faggots? Pretty delusional take from someone who obviously wasted their life.

The most important thing in comedy is to be funny and I can tell you have never made even a single person laugh in your entire life.

That's called mental illness, anon. Where you gain delusions while looking through your screen that you think are real. Often times these delusions are soothing mechanisms for having a horrible existence. I sort of feel bad for you but the final result of you is being such a complete toxic faggot completely lost in delusions that I just hope you end yourself quickly for the good of everyone around you.

Don't worry, they'll bring around the next way of horrible faggots for bottom dwellers for you to waste energy on once this run of faggots are done. Just like El Chapo House and every other fake gay groups of faggots pushed, squeezed and then gotten rid of. You won't even remember these faggots in five years.

hi nico tranny

not really a hot take on Anon Babble

No, I'm drawing conclusions based on the way you present yourself anonymously which, while most likely being at your best, still informs me that you've never made a single person laugh and probably have not even had a single friend.

Now, write another paragraph of schizophrenic cope with the unnecessary linebreak after the post citation.

Whatever you need to tell yourself to maintain your delusions that prevent self-harm physically or psychologically. You obviously highly and emotionally value humor while having absolutely no ability or talent to display it which is why you're emotionally involved with some fat shabbos faggot clown and use it as some sort of insult when in reality no one cares.

This denotes you are a very sad person in life who made horrible choices due to terrible values. Your opinion is meaningless and invalidated because your perceptions of reality and what is valuable and what isn't are completely broken. This also denotes your attempt at humor which you value so much would all be complete failures since you're so steeped in delusion. And whatever minimal currency of laughter that matters so much to you that you receive in your life are people laughing at you, not with you.

Of course, you're a faggot of low intelligence which is you're here in the first place desperately defending such a fake gay shabbos clown in the first place.

Have fun with your horrible existence. I hope these find you are your lowest points for the rest of your life.

told to write a paragraph of schizophrenic cope

writes multiple

Good boy, you're an overachiever. Didn't read btw.

You wouldn't be able to understand it even if you tried. Again, another demonstration of the type of retards these fake gay shill threads attract into this fat hideous shabbos clown's orbit.

The velvet underground sucks

It’s because he’s a rogansphere comic that people pretend he’s funny. He’s not much different from segura or shaffir.
I have zero interest in reading any of that.

This schizo thread is wild for a laugh lmao

I'm a bitchy newfag

we know

Rogansphere comedian

He didn’t come from Rogan though.

Shane is the antithesis of a "rogansphere" comic who pulled himself up on his own merit and only after he put in the time and the work did he basically just use rogan as a springboard once he had found his footing unlike the sycophants who never even remotely participated in the open mic circuit

broken "open mic comedian" reporting in for cocksucking duties

My top rogan adjacent comics are Shane Gillis, Tim Dillon, and Tony Hinchcliffe so you are wrong.

rogan adjacent

Yeah but that's not what I said. He went on Rogan AFTER already establishing himself, not for the sole purpose of establishing himself. lrn2reed

i feel like this but for norm macdonald. youtube keeps forcing him down my throat but he isn't even funny.

PEPPERONI NEGRONIS FOR EVERYONE

the look-at-me schizo having a melty in this thread

I liked him when he was a regular on Skanks and RAP, but he’s too mainstream cucked now and won’t say any based racist stuff anymore so fuck that sell out punk!

matt > shane

don't care, didn't ask, plus ur gay

Gottem

posting shit from 2018 as if we werent here at the time

KYS cumtown tranny

hes a hollywood shill at this point. no danger, no edge. the old bitter shane that was actually funny is gone

Shane isn't funny. I enjoyed the 4-5 hours he did with Louis CK going over the presidents, but yeah this guy has never made me laugh once. He's like a mix between Jeff Arcuri and Theo Von. People seem to like the vibe and charisma of these self effacing dudebros more than the actual jokes they tell.

He's as funny as any stand up comedian (stand up comedy is rarely, if ever funny, it's not an art form and it's not insightful - it's a half step above stripping).

To me Matt is funnier than Shane

The worst thing one can do in regards to comedy is try to take any form of standup too seriously. It's inherently goofy bullshit

I think he's funny. But not funny enough to listen to an entire episode of their podcast just give me the highlights. And I tried Matt's stand up and just nothing.