Movies that kids improve

and it most definitely is not picrel. I challenge you to name a single movie where the addition of a kid character made it better (different from a movie where kids are the focus, like Home Alone or The Sandlot). But movies that should be flawless but suck like Temple of Doom because of the incessant plot insertions of a stupid kid.

Harry Potter

So list some kid sidekicks who don't suck?

Did they remove the lex nip slip in later copies? It's on my vhs from the 90s.

Paper Moon.

The Goonies
Sandlot

How fucking retarded are you?

Ukraine supporter level retarded.

Jodie Foster in Taxi Driver

Lazytown

Aliens
Child’s Play
A bunch of Stephen king movies like The Shining

Hirokazu Koreeda often has children in his movies.
They are the only movies with kids that i can stomach.
He manages to actually get good performances out of them somehow.

**all except monster. His latest movie. Which is god-awful because he didn't write it.

chekt

I challenge you to name a single movie where the addition of a kid character made it better

Maladolescenza (1977).

Don't fucking Google it lmao.

Lolita

She's all sweaty. Gross.

La Boum (1980)

Porno's

Came to say Aliens.
I'd say the kids is the main character in the Shining, so it doesn't count.

Do the babies at the end of Hard Boiled count?

Paris, Texas

Sixth Sense

I disagree on the first JP. Those kids got terrorized and will have nightmares well into their adulthood. The mistake to include kids into the Jurassic movie 'formula'. I think every single one has them, though dominion was such garbage that I only watched like 10 minutes, so maybe can't confirm on that.

It has to be a movie where there Are Also Kids. Not movies about kids or where a kid being there is part of the plot. Aliens is about the motherhood bit. Child Prostitute is a plot point in Taxi Driver.

Came here to make this joke. I would have said "All the porn I watch"
No ban please, I'm just kidding

Tom et Lola (1990).

list movies that are made better by kids

but nooo you can't say the ones where they have any importance or relevance those don't count because i'm a faggot

In the blob remake you get so see little tommy turned into a skeleton its pretty gnarly so im coringa on that

Drive

kids don't improve movies

actually kids don't improve movies unless it's a movie about kids

actually kids don't improve movies unless the kid being there is relevant to the movie's plot or themes

you've backpedaled your point into nothingness. of course adding something arbitrary and irrelevant to a movie does not improve it.

cuties

Cloverfield. The monster is a kid, baby. The monster improves the film

The what?

Yiyi

My Dad always wanted to see the kid characters get killed. During Jurassic Park especially he would joke constantly about wanting "little Timmy to get eaten by the dinosaurs."

Leon the professional

Based cunny bro

The kids in The Lost World were interesting in the book. They got cut/combined into one character which complete ruined it. I hate that fucking movie.

Short round was based fuck you
There's plenty of good kid characters but zoomers like you shouldnt be spoonfed

did he molest you at all? sounds like a closet pedo that feels resentful about how the kids make him feel so it comes out as fantasies of violence

master and commander