REMINDER

It's very important that you don't overfeed your cable garloids. Too much electricity is not healthy for them and gives them tummyaches. Limit their intake to 20 minutes a day or you will have one unhappy garloid.

I wonder what the salesman told the customer to get this thing out the door

I do like audio, but there has to become a point where it becomes snake oil

This is what a healthy limited intake looks like. Notice how slender it is.

NOW, I ADMIRE REPTILIUS CLAY, I DO

Keep that fucking thing away from me.

He sold him on the power to inflict unimaginable pain on your friends and family.

youtube.com/watch?v=L34S4Tt1EuQ

it's important you that you keep food off the floor and frequently wash dishes. the less mess the smaller the chance of a cable garloid infestation taking place

Probably something about electrical interfetterence.
Audiophiles are among the most gullible consoomers overall.

hes wearing the headphones of unimaginable turmoil strife and agony

Probably something about electrical interfetterence.

Audiophiles are among the most gullible consoomers overall.

Oh I believe that, I just wonder what the pitch was. If it was shielding from the outlet to presumably the filter, what's the point? The wires in the wall are unshielded.

I'd be curious to see how a snake reacts after being in that mech for an extended time
Would it get motion sickness?

One time I forgot to feed my cable anaconda crystals and it borked my amp. Always feed your cables bros they are fickle creatures.

Why not just a hire a jazz musician to play in front of you? Seems like this hifi obsession is just placebo.

If the cable can be so thin at the ends, then why does it need to be so thick in the middle?

garloid bump

it has to be some form of schizophrenia, where the only to suppress the imaginary noisy is to replace it with looming financial ruin

Up to a point its worth it. For a desktop setup a $200 ish amp/dac combo and 250 ohm headphones is where you really start hitting diminishing returns on sound quality. For a home theater setup the sky is the limit. You can spend 10's of thousands and still find areas of noticeable improvement.

Where do you wash your garloids

HOWEVER

me walking into the room

$128.96/mo

do americans really?

Trust fund babbies will purchase this for their $30,000 television.

tsuchinoko real :)

Audiophiles really are rubes

Metal gear?

eyy I'm walkin' here!

SNAKES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE LEGS DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Look at him go!

I'd be curious to see how a snake reacts after being in that mech for an extended time

this is why we should genocide scientists. what kind of sick fuck wants snake mechs walking around?

man-made horrors beyond comprehension

Based, fuck cats

they see me rollin'

TURTLE POWER
Imagine if that little bro could talk.

that fucking face as he gets onto the skateboard

eve just had to eat the fuckin apple

There's this Swedish interview-an-old-celebrity program called High Chaparall that had an episode with Fabio that used to be on youtube. He showed off his stereo that had "space shuttle technology", with parts so big and heavy he had to take a wall out to forklift them into his stereo room because you can't even lift them on your own. He went on about how you can hear if a pin dropped in the studio and all the other audiophile bullshit. It cost him over a million fucking dollars and that was back in the 00s. By now he's probably spent twice that on pseudoscience "upgrades". They ended the segment by making him show off the unparalleled sound quality by playing a ripped CD they'd brought along with their own bad-on-purpose music.

what i dont get about this whole ordeal is why the cables are so fat in the middle
if there was some kind of interference why isnt it at the connecting parts and only in the middle?

It's really hilarious how turtles just intuitively understand skateboards and love them. They never freak out or get confused or anything, they always start zooming around and chasing shit.

The wires in the wall are unshielded

They've got things you plug into your socket that "harmonises" the wires in your walls so that's not a problem.

Funniest thing about audiophaggots is that to be able to afford their setup you have to be old enough and by that time you have lost most of your hearing

filters of some type
it is the AC in cable

Got it

Just cover the plugs in some audio pebbles.

Forgot pic

These people are mentally ill, there is no point even trying to entertain their delusions. If they saw what the terminals lead into on the fucking PCBs they'd have an aneurysm in half a second.

I'm 41 and I can hear all of those frequencies that only kids are supposedly able to hear. All that stuff is bullshit. That stuff is from science that was done 50 years ago, before we realized that hearing damage was cumulative and actually wore hearing protection when we did loud things.

Hearing damage is genetic. I've always kept my volume low and never gone to any concerts, and I haven't been able to hear over 14khz since I was 16.

actually wore hearing protection when we did loud things.

haha yeah manual labourers definitely do this today and don't still call you a woman for trying to protect your ears or knees or back

I have tinnitus in one ear because I was doing an internship type thing with a house painter as a teen and ended up at a house where we were supposed to do some finishing touches on some windows that had just been installed in a newly built house. The the bright spark that was the owner decided that was the best time to turn on his fuckhuge grinder thing to level out the concrete floor and all I had were in-ear earphones. I've been extra certain to always have my hearing protection with me ever since, not matter what I expect to come across.

Depends. When you listen to the cymbals and high ends does it sound like grit or silk?