ONE LARGE JAMBALAYA PLEASE

ONE LARGE JAMBALAYA PLEASE

I hate this fucking show.

Newman!

I think that the writers fucked up and meant gumbo rather than jambalaya. Gumbo is more of a soup and often confused with jambalaya by non southerners

Jambalaya isn't soup and should not be on the menu of a soup themed restaurant.

You've never had Gumbo jambalaya/gumbolaya?

Jambalaya sounds funnier

noooo he wont sell us soup anymore. it's literally a holocaust! he's a nazi!

they're insufferable

Newman saying "Jambalaya!" is the reason they picked it. It's funnier than "Gumbo!"

Maybe it just had a little bit more liquid in it making it a thinner jambalaya. Or maybe it was just a broth designed to taste like jambalaya.

He was based on a real guy and also I wonder what it's like to have zero sense of humor such as yourself.

So everything's permitted for the sake of comedy, then? Why didn't they ever show Newman raping a bitch? Just admit they messed up .

dude lol he wont sell us soup it's hilarious

Yeah

It's a comedy show

Are you suggesting it wouldn't be funny?

It is hilarious, yes.

i think him saying GUMBOOOO could be pretty funny too. especially if he got really low on the OOOO part

Do you not understand that that wouldn't be allowed to be shown on Network TV?

This. "Gumbo!" is, at the very least, as funny as "Jambalaya!". I think the -oh sound is generally considered to be funny. Think "Bozo the Clown".

Perhaps it could be funny especially with that actor being very funny. Jambalaya is also funny however. And it's not about soup-store accuracy it's a comedy show where you can buy rat-hats.

No need to be frontal with it if you're so afraid of seeing tits flopping about frantically

they had one where elaine almost got raped though

Gumbo is really more of a stew anyways which is also not soup although a bit more forgivable than a rice dish when found at a soup restaurant.

And it was funny. Crazy Joe Davola.
I just don't understand the leap you're making. Is the Soup Nazi not allowed to make jambalaya if he wants to? Where does Newman raping someone fit in with the Soup Nazi?

Jambalaya isn't a soup. The show treats it as one. But the show is clearly wrong. Why am I to accept a wrong as right, for the sake of comedy? Are we to accept any premise, provided there is humor to be found in it, no matter how factually wrong it may be? And isn't factual falsehood immoral when presented as truth, as is rape? So if we are to accept the premise that Jambalaya is a soup, how are we to deny that rape would be out of place in such a show, seeing as the only criterion is whether something is funny or not, without concern for truth?

Jambalaya isn't soup

It literally can be.

it was only ever going to be some light kiboshing

Jambalaya (/ˌdʒæmbəˈlaJə/ JAM-bə-LY-ə, /ˌdʒʌm-/ JUM-) is a savory rice dish that developed in the U.S. state of Louisiana fusing together African, Spanish, and French influences, consisting mainly of meat and/or seafood,[1] and vegetables mixed with rice and spices. West Africans and Spanish people each had versions of jambalaya in their respective countries. Historian Ibraham Seck states Senegalese people were making jambalaya. The French introduced tomato to West Africans and they incorporated the crop into their one-pot rice dishes that created jambalaya and enhanced jollof rice. Spanish people made paella which is also a one-pot rice dish cooked with meats and vegetables. These styles of cuisines blended in Louisiana and resulted in cultural and regional variations of the dish.

The Oxford English Dictionary indicates that jambalaya comes from the Provençal word jambalaia, meaning a mish mash, or mixup, and also meaning a pilaf (pilau) of rice.

No.

You're an autist.

exclusively a soup shop

menu says jambalaya

autist can't make the mental leap that they just wrote down jambalaya and everyone calls it jambalaya because it's implied and known it's jambalaya soup and they only do this to save their latin from needless clarification

We're always omitting easily assessable information for the sake of convenience.

The word "soup" is never used for any of those soups (only "HOT SOUP" as the top header). Again, AUTISM.

Again, AUTISM.

No it's being deliberately obtuse in order to derail.

in order to derail a meme thread with no substance

lmao

No it's being deliberately obtuse in order to derail.

It literally isn't. Again, you are an autistic retard. When you ask for a "Jambalaya" as the menu says in a SOUP STORE you know you will be getting the ingredients in Jambalaya in some kind of hot broth.

You want the sign to say "Jambalaya Flavored Soup"?

If that's the dish being served I don't think that's too much to ask.

exclusively a soup shop

menu says jambalaya

So what am I even getting if I order the so called jambalaya. Actual jambalaya or your watered down mimicry? How would I even know since the sign is so poorly constructed?
The others are all clearly soup and don't need special notation. Except for turkey chili which is a chili and also not a soup. Really that should be replaced on the menu as well. Maybe called it "turkey chili flavored soup".

If that's the dish being served I don't think that's too much to ask.

Wrong, faggot. Restaurants says "Crab Bisque" they never say "Imitation Crab Biscque". Keep it short and simple. AUTISM.

The others are all clearly soup and don't need special notation.

No, them being under the HOT SOUP header means they don't need anymore notation. AUTISM

Restaurants says "Crab Bisque" they never say "Imitation Crab Biscque"

I call that lying. If I order crab you'd better serve me crab. If I wanted krab I'd ask for it. Menus should be clear and specific.

hot soupe as a header

How would I tell? It's literally the same font and size, only the spacing is fucked but how do I know if some stupid intern is to blame, for all I care that's the only option for soup and it's whatever they have that day, while everything else is a normal dish. Is it autism to pay attention to detail and call out mediocrity?

I hate that you guys are "my people"

If they called it what it was then the restaurants wouldn't be able to charge $80 a bowl for it,

I call that lying. If I order crab you'd better serve me crab.

Happens all the fucking time. All the time. They would say things like "Fresh Crab Bisque" to imply that it's real crab (but most restaurants don't use real crab in bisque, it's too expensive and most people don't notice the difference).
You are retarded. Lots of vanilla ice cream is "Vanilla Flavored Ice Cream" but a store won't sell put "Vanilla Flavored Milkshake" on the menu, they will put "Vanilla Milkshake". AUTISM.

What's the deal with this Seinfeld thread? It's not about Seinfeld, and it's not a thread!

How would I tell?

By reading it you dumb fucking faggot.

Is it autism to pay attention to detail and call out mediocrity?

No, but it's autism to obsess over retarded details and imagined mediocrity as you are doing.

I'm sorry I stand for truth and not your Jewish lies. Just because everyone else is stupid and lazy doesn't mean I have to be.

Hot & Sour soup from a Chinese joint is pretty good, I always have to jazz it up but it's a good base.

I'm sorry I stand for truth

You can take your business elsewhere instead of crying like an autistic faggot.

Just because everyone else is stupid and lazy doesn't mean I have to be.

You have proven already to be 1 of these things.

Well I am reading it, and to me there is no clear indication that hot soup is either a category or an individual dish, so why should I assume it's the former, when it could be the latter? Maybe you just assume it's the former because of your conformist and cowardly nature, doesn't mean I have to hold myself to such a low standard, power hates those who are inquisitive, you're just a sheep.

Newman must have decimated his tiny apartment with jambalaya diarrhea

Well I am reading it, and to me there is no clear indication that hot soup is either a category or an individual dish,

Because you are an autistic retard. It clearly says HOT SOUP at the very top and the place is a SOUP STORE. Again AUTISM.

you're just a sheep.

You're an autist.

Another thing about hot & sour soup from chink joints it look inside, in lots of them there was a big packing staple. Always look into stuff that you don't cook for yourself.

Hello I'd like your finest turkey chili soup

It's turkey chili. not soup unless you're some kind of moron consinged to a looney bin and get daily drugs and electro shock therapy.

says hot soup at the top

It also says a great many deal of other things, again, you assume the order is top-down instead of an infinity of possible alternatives, I rightfully inquire this and you do not. In fact, only one option has "soup" in the name, it would logically follow that's the only actual soup item

soup store

Because it sells soup only, or soup among other things? Here you are assuming for the benefit of your own comfort. You sleep in a bed of lies.

You think Newman has a toilet ritual? Like he can't leave for work until he's sat on it for at least an hour.

It also says a great many deal of other things

Like what? The size of the cup? The price. Then the list of SOUP choices. AUTIST.

you assume the order is top-down instead of an infinity of possible alternatives,

Bruh, you're embarrassing yourself.

Because it sells soup only, or soup among other things

Soup only. Place in real life was called "Soup Kitchen". Guy was called "SOUP Nazi".
Again, AUTISM.

Italian Wedding. All of it.

Do I LOOK like I’m implying?!

Newman saying "Jambalaya!"

is kino, without this one scene the whole episode falls apart, it woud just be another puerto rican day

If some place calls itself a "soup store" then you know 100% that it will suck and likely be next to a starbucks.

Then the list of SOUP choices.

I can't help you out of your mental prison. Only Aryans are capable of thinking outside the box of social conformity. Good luck with your life, you'll need it.

I can't help you out of your mental prison.

Nor can I help you out of your autism prison.

Jazz Jennings literally has his own line of Jambalaya soup

besides using his apartment has a hang out spot, what did his character even contribute?

Garbanzo Bean would have sounded funnier but I understand their choice

He was the straight man. Central point of the group (George wouldn't have met Kramer, Kramer wouldn't have met Elaine, etc without Jerry)

He was the straight man in the comedy dynamic.

Are these canned soups actually good? They seem so ubiquitous

SEASON NINE NOW
I WILL EXECUTE A HOSTAGE EVERY HOUR UNTIL TLC GETS IT DONE

Jizzy Jamblaya

That's pretty gay

That guy should be arrested

the word "soup" is omitted from each entry because it's already established that all of these are soups.
do you think if you ordered "black bean" he'd just give you a black bean, or would he give you a serving of black bean soup?

order bread

it comes in soup

order iced tea

comes in in ice soup and tea soup

More autism.

That's pretty sad
Replace soup with slop if that's what you want

Jazz jennings has her own jambalayas!!

Now with less sausage!!

Seinfeld paved the way for a lot of the comedy you’re currently used to, kiddo.

That's a female name?
It comes across as some nigger bullshit name, the type that wears a baseball cap backward indoors under full light maybe trying to cover up a baldspot

wienfeld is a creepy moron that needed a big nose and a laugh track, a pathetic cunt

a laugh track

You do realize that every stand up comedy special and sketch comedy show has a laugh track, right?

The subtext of this episode is the Jewish need to conform to incomprehensible goyish norms in order to gain access to the fruits of our culture. Their conformity is stiff and formulaic because they cannot really understand the psychology that gave rise to the norms they emulate. Kramer, as the show's designated representation of goyim, interacts with Yev Kassem in a normal fashion, without pretense.

The bullshit laughtrack stuff should have gone out in the 1970s

The bullshit laughtrack stuff should have gone out in the 1970s

See How are you zoomers such fucking retards?

No, I don't need a laugh track to tell me what to think or do. Why do you?

No, I don't need a laugh track to tell me what to think or do. Why do you?

So do you have stand up comedy specials for having a laugh track? Do you have sketch comedy shows for having a laugh track? And the laugh track isn't telling YOU when to laugh, it's the audience laughing which (in theory) adds to the atmosphere.

its a jew boy who cut off his penis and "became a woman"

No.
You didn't answer the question, why do you need a laugh track. Are you incapable of thinking for yourself or are you consinged to be stupid and making minimum wage for the rest of your life?

Jazz Jennings was born Jaron Bloshinsky and is the star of TLC's smash hit I Am Jazz! The story of his male-to-female transition and general trans allyship and empowerment. Up to an including him getting the snip and necrohole sometime around season 5 iirc. The show is currently on hiatus after season 8 because they realized the only audience was Anons laughing at it.
/jazz/ general is one of the best and fun-loving communites on Anon Babble.
Here's a picture of Jazz and his brother at some politician's backyard party.
We have such sights to show you.

No.

So you don't hate stand up comedy specials and sketch shows for having a laugh track...but you hate sitcoms for having them? kys retard.

You didn't answer the question, why do you need a laugh track

I never said I did. And I don't. But I don't make the shows and hearing a live audiences laughter during standup special or a sitcom won't effect my enjoyment of it one bit.

. Are you incapable of thinking for yourself

Again, a laugh track isn't there to tell you when to laugh. Based on your logic stand up comedy specials should be filmed in an empty arena and sketch shows should be filmed in an empty studio. The performers feed off the audience reactions.

WTF is a TLC and why should anyone care?

TLC = The Little Cunts

why should anyone care?

Sir, this is the Television & Film board.

Yeah and mostly filled with fags.
They mostly come out at night
mostly

Filtered.

Based Newman. Jambalaya is delicious.

Not him, but you're right. Seinfeld was a revolutionary sitcom for its time, although I think I would have preferred Seinfeld without its laugh tracks. Even so, in my opinion Seinfeld is the GOAT non-animated sitcom and Golden Age Simpsons is the GOAT animated sitcom.

I can't stand laugh track shows. Seinfeld is the exception. It's hilarious.

Correct. Kramer is the only non-jewish character out of the main cast and his actor Michael Richards is the only non-jew out of the main cast. Kramer is always my favourite Seinfeld character no matter what, followed by George, Newman, Steinbrenner and Frank. In that order.

I completely agree with you. Seinfeld is the only laugh-track show I love, because it's genuinely funny.

I can't stand laugh track shows.

So you reject all stand up comedy specials and sketch shows?

Seinfeld is the only laugh-track show I love, because it's genuinely funny.

Yeah, because Frasier and Cheers aren't funny...

reject

"Don't watch" would be more accurate. I was referring more to shit like Two and a Half Men and Big Bang Theory.
I suppose I don't watch much stand-up or SNL either.
But here's a good one, Steven Seagal's America from MAD TV.
youtube.com/watch?v=rLifidBN5S4

How could it be that MadTV sketch be good, it has a laugh track?

I was referring more to shit like Two and a Half Men and Big Bang Theory.

So would you like this shit more if they didn't have a laugh track?

fags are so mindbroken over "nazi" they can't even bear to see it on their plastic soi toys in current year

(You).
Happy now? Are we done here?

Mostly older ones live from in no order Andrew "Dice" Clay and Sam Kinison, Opie & Anthony, Ron & Fez, stuff like that

Happy now? Are we done here?

So you admit you lost the argument?

I HATE LAUGH TRACKS

I DON'T WATCH ANY SKETCH SHOWS OR STAND UP COMEDY SPECIALS

BUT HERE IS A FUNNY MADTV SKETCH WITH A LAUGH TRACK (COMPLETELY NEGATING MY PREVIOUS HATRED OF LAUGH TRACKS)

kys retard.

You're making retarted assumptions, why do you think I watch sitcoms. It seems to me that you're trying to deflect your bullshit from yourself onto someone else.

If it was so funny then it wouldn't need a laugh track

Mostly older ones live from in no order Andrew "Dice" Clay and Sam Kinison

Every standup special I've seen of these 2 had a live audience (laugh track).

Opie & Anthony, Ron & Fez

Radio is different (always recorded in a small studio) but ok

It literally can be.

Tell me about it. Sometimes the tomatoes I use are a little juicier than usual and sometimes I don't properly boil off the stock and BOOM
my jambalaya came out like a soup. Still tastes great

You're making retarted assumptions

What assumptions are those? I guarantee you can't name any. If you could you would have already.

. It seems to me that you're trying to deflect your bullshit from yourself onto someone else.

What bullshit am I trying to deflect?

If it was so funny then it wouldn't need a laugh track

So Seinfeld isn't funny? Sketch comedy isn't funny? Stand up specials aren't funny? They all have laugh tracks.

No, wienfeld is a faggot with a big nose that needs a laugh track, he's trying to copy from sesame street like the big bird.

it fucking sucks.
Threes Company is the best live action sitcom ever made by mankind

that needs a laugh track,

Ok retard. So do stand up comedians need a laugh track? Sketch comedy needs a laugh track?

Newman going along with this bit always cracks me up

This Jew and Stern are responsible for why Boomers have such a fucked attitude and shrug their shoulders at the state of the world (that they helped destroy) and all its problems.

Don’t look at me i voted for Clinton and Obama

Don’t look at me i voted for bush and bush

You’re all too retarded for this conversation though.
TL;DR
Everyone that loves seinfeld is a piece of shit

This Jew and Stern are responsible for why Boomers have such a fucked attitude and shrug their shoulders at the state of the world (that they helped destroy) and all its problems.

This attitude started long before Jerry and Stern. Watch the movie "Network".

any time Jerry and Newman are getting along or at least not arguing is a great moment. Like when Newman asks to watch Edward Scissorhands with Jerry and he says okay and even offers him a drink.

Seinfeld, some Friends episodes, the old episodes of Roseanne, Leave It To Beaver, Brady Bunch, Saved By The Bell when I’m drinking alone, Cheers, Home Improvement, not sure if all use laugh tracks but they’re great shows that probably use a laugh track.

Kramer is the best character, hands down.