Dark side of the Earth

Any kinos taking place there?

I think I see NZ so… LOTR

He said TAKING PLACE there, not FILMED THERE, LOTR takes place in the fictional land of MIDDLE-EARTH, you STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

i want to visit NZ but i'm legitimately terrified of the 18 hour plane ride over open ocean. makes me super uncomfortable

movies and tv shows about ww2 pacific theatre

Abyss

am i safe from sharks if i stand in the shallow end?

I cast my wizard spell and drop you here
what's your plan?

Cast Away

S-sorry. Braindead

Being thousands of miles away from dry land, my only weakness.

plenty, there is new zealand there

Dark side of the Earth

Europe?

now fart

I would simply swim to the nearest island, I ain't built the same

Why dont we build something there? There must be ton of land under that water

All is lost

you're never farther than 100km from some French Polynesian island, easy shit

this meme sucks stop pushing it

Point Nemo is nearly 1700 miles away from the closest island.

tribal boobies

SOMEBODY GET THIS FUCKING HOTTHEAD OUTTA HERE

i hope you raged irl

Just swim, no biggie. You're not a nigger faggot pussy beta cuck incel simp are you?

What happens if someone drops a nuke there?

She was also hot in Black Robe, if you're hapa just get a tan and you can play (suspiciously white looking) injuns and polynesians

didn't they already do shitload of nuclear bomb tests there

fpbp
Didn’t ask didn’t read

1805
Napoleon is master of Europe.
Only the British fleet stands before him.

Oceans are now battlefields . . .

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I’m sorry I was referring to the new super advanced mega nukes that supposedly don’t release radiation

wrong ocean einstein

Cool but the Pacific action happens really close to South America

No more radiation no more godzilla

nta it takes place in both oceans

t. locked

You fucking retard

Apocalypto

During the nineties, the 2000s and as late as 2014, they made movies without a single white actor, movies who told ethnic/tribal stories and who managed to be at the same time not woke at all and kino as fuck
I want to go back

Pitcairn Islands

The Women of Pitcairn Island (1956)

French Polynesia

Donovan's Reef (1963)

Easter Island

Ogu and Mampato in Rapa Nui (2002)

Point Nemo

Punto Nemo (2025)

Source: Looked at the area with Google Earth, identified some places in the vicinity, then googled "Films set in <location>". Usually, a Wikipedia page pops up.
You can do the rest if you want to watch all the inacessibility kino there is, anon.

Look up ETOPS (also known as Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim) regulations. Also most commercial transoceanic flights are routed to hug the coast then go across the open ocean at it's narrowest point. For example if you fly London to New York and look out the right side window you can see land for a huge portion of the flight.

DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON ME!

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Finding Nemo
Atlantis
Any cthulu shit if theres any.

Waterworld takes place in india/china. They reach everest which is an island now.

What about Prey in the Comanche dub?

Shake my booty until a pod of rapist dolphins show up, then use my hands to grab one and have it ferry me to the closest island

i was debating whether or not to to post but i will just to tell you this is THE funniest thing i have seen on Anon Babble in years and you improved my day just by posting it