PREDATOR: BADLANDS synopsis

In the future on the desolate planet Kalisk, Dek, a young Predator outcast from his clan for being a runt, finds an unlikely ally in Thia (Elle Fanning), an android created by the Weyland-Yutani Corporation, and embarks on a treacherous journey in search of the ultimate adversary in order to prove himself.

Detroit: Become Inhuman

Trachtenberg is turning it into Marvel slop.
No thanks.

now its predators and androids

At this point just kill these ip's and let them rest in piece

piece

peace*

I automatically tried to read the is the style of the fresh prince of belair theme song

nothing about a predator up to this point has ever made me think it would just be cool hanging out with a fucking android. Also wouldnt predators just kill a runt to begin with? Everything they make is so shit and mindless now

In the first AvP the predator joined up with a human woman to kill a xenomorph queen. And that wasn't even a runt. They wont turn down a partnership of convenience. I wouldn't put it past them though to end up having the android be the "ultimate prey" with her using him the whole film only for them to square off at the end

they made the predator look stupid and for that reason im out. i would have given it a chance but not with that stupid looking fucker

haha wow I actually forgot about that shit heap AvP

This movie looks like an allegory for something stupid and overdone.

new 'jak?

The design for dek is terrible, and it's because those tendrils aren't supposed to be hair, they're some kind of tentacle, and they're meant to come out from under the head shell.
Like idk how to put this into words properly but they fucked up the anatomy. These things are like crabs.

This Predator should have sex with that Alien hybrid from Romulus to have Alien/Predator/Engineer DNA then have sex with Elle Fanning.

I guess you also forgot that a regular police detective killed one of them in Predator 2, and a green beret killed on with a piece of wood hanging from a vine in the first Predator movie. They're not that tough. They hide like bitches using cloaking tech. So don't mistake them for being above partnering up when times get tough

Weyland-Yutani

A Xenomorph is gonna show up as the final boss then

i want to boop her nose

lust provoking image

time- wasting and irrelevant green text

Retard post

predator is a wog with zoomer hair

AGAIN

hard pass

I think you should take your retarded head canon and fuck off shill. It was hubris that killed the predators in the actual 2 good movies. This movie will suck ass and is trying to appeal to the new age niggerino muttoid caste with that dogshit design.

head canon

stating facts

Yo he look war ready

what do female slut predators look like?

So the movie doesn't even have a fucking human being in it? The fuck is this slop supposed to be? A movie about a shitty predator and some fucking robot on an unknown planet? What is there to relate to in this? Who is this for?

Sorry, but how is nobody noticing that this movie is basically just Alien vs. Predator meets Monster Hunter? Is it because nobody saw Monster Hunter?

for being a runt

So the predators expelled the dyel, s-0-y eating zoomer from their society? Absolutely based.

Also white women fucking anything in space

stating bullshit from your retarded brain

ftfy

Ellie is too ____, too ____.

more like predator BADMOVIE ohhohoho ive done it again

Why does he look like a Predator Starbucks barista?

Predator is such a great movie when completely removed from everything since.

Dude they're called Yautja and the kill xenomorphs and this is the same university as Blade Runner and....

It's all so fucking gay. It was just a cool movie about some commandos getting into some shit in the contra wars. Goddamn.

It was over once nerdy comic fans started inserting their head canon into the mythos.

what if this Japanese girl joined the Yautja and became a hunter with them

Yeah, more like "Predator: Bad Movie"

So if the protagonist is a Predator will they have subtitles or just be mute?

Yeah if you just look at the first movie, that predator could've just been a dentist on safari hoping to bring back some cool trophies to show his coworkers and buddies. But the autist fandom has to take this one example of a species and say oh actually their whole culture/society revolves around this honorable warrior type stuff. Like Obi Wan's desert incognito robes becoming the official Jedi garb because he was the first one we saw. It's a lack of imagination/creativity

All we ever seen in the movies so far are growls, roars, and clicks so it'll be interesting

Now you know how OT purists feel.

I read this synopsis and immediately think 'Man a predator with a decoy android, what a great expansion on the whole hunting aspect of predator culture' But then what I read sunk in and it's not that at all. But why do you think they didn't go that route? It seems super obvious and better to me.

It's the future, man has started traveling the stars, colonizing planets, terraforming them. Huge leaps in technology, ( this could still be in the predator/alien shared universe ) And while spreading across the galaxy they've learned of and have knowledge of alien life and tendencies of several species including those of Predators. They know their preferred hunting environments and they have some grasp on their camo and tactics. Making man an even trickier form of pray. So Predators adapt and create human decoys to lure out desired prey into the open. Is that dumb, am I dumb? That seems like such a better idea than this, but then again, it's mine, so.

Monster Hunter: Predator

this fella could suck a mean dick if his fangs were removed

has anyone ever buck broken a predator?

But when the 5'9" Van Damme was compared to Schwarzenegger, Weathers, and Ventura — actors over 6 feet tall and known for their bodybuilding regimens — it became apparent a more physically imposing man was needed to make the creature appear threatening. Additionally, it was reported that Van Damme constantly complained about the monster suit being too hot and causing him to pass out.

A manlet Predator movie? We have come full-circle.

Was Van Damme just a stuntman before Bloodsport made him a star? Why would you even cast him as a rubber monster?

AVP cinematic universe predates the MCU

Predator 2 was already throwing in random cameo sequelbait with the alien skull and 18th century pistol

First one is the best for sure, but the second one is pretty inoffensive. Nothing it added to the lore was bad.
Everything else has been horrible. Butchered, as you say.

I'm putting a dollar down right now that says this predator is the offspring of the Predator and black human female from AVP, and the black human female will have a cameo at some point because she's obviously not getting work and so she'll be cheap to bring on as a cameo.

Picrel

AVP cinematic universe predates the MCU

How does this change the fact that Trachtenberg is turning it into Marvel slop now? Did you see the magical axe from Prey? Or her jumping around on the retard Predator like Black Widow?

Predator 2 was already throwing in random cameo sequelbait with the alien skull and 18th century pistol

The skull was just an easter egg. That's what they were called back then.
The gun was a prop from the story not some post credits zinger zoom zoom.

It's all connected

Fuck off. Modern sloppy movie making is why the same gun from Predator 2 showed up in Prey

THEY DID THE THING

MCU slop through and through

The predator was always black, he has dreads and a small penis

Predator 2 was based on a Marvel comic about Dutch's twin brother who was a cop in NYC.
So it actually was Marvel slop immediately after the first movie.