Why was it so much better than the other two?
Why was it so much better than the other two?
Watch the Mr. Plinkett review
3>1>2
But that podrace scene is fucking awesome
podracing and shmi
You are retarded. This is absolute dogshit
Remember when it got released in 3D before George sold it?
It was shot on film.
Untainted by the criticism to come, I guess.
George should have stuck to his convictions and made Jar Jar the key to all this.
Plinket review was guttered Sheev Talks.
It means nothing.
Shot on film unlike 2 and 3, literally the most hyped movie in existence, the most visually stunning movie ever made, soul coming out of its ears
beautiful
and then 2 years later we get this cgi greenscreen crap
It doesn't have that horrendous Anakin/Padme love story or Hayden Christiansen's awful acting and dialogue. It also has more better and varied action scenes:
Darth Maul fight
podrace
submarine scene
space battles
droid fights
Additionally AOTC or ROTS had tons of flaws and plotholes:
Padme doesn't seem to bat an eye at Anakin killing Tusken children
Anakin's fall to the Dark Side doesn't work because of the lack of focus on his relationship to Palpatine
Jedi have like 90% of the conspiracy laid out in front of them (Jango Fett is a link between Separatists and the Clone Army) but the investigation angle is unceremoniously dropped
Padme just kinda dies because the plot says so
Still shilling that RLM crap when RotS is still making bank at the box office
LMAO @ your life
Because his children wrote it.
it is the most campy star wars film ever
it puts TESB to shame
the plinkett reviews don't contradict the first being the best, do they?
attack of the clones is clearly the worst.
Its the best looking prequel for this reason but also the story is legitimately intriguing and good. The strange Naboo betrayal plot with this geisha princess and the way Quigon almost jeopardizes everything because of this gifted boy, everything has this mysterious air. It feels like the beginning of an epic story. Episode 2 and 3 have their scope narrowed dramatically when it becomes a romance-gone-wrong story and Palpatine is simply handed power in front of all the jedi.
Padme doesn't seem to bat an eye at Anakin killing Tusken children
What do you want her to do? He was already remorseful at his actions so she just left him be.
It's not
JJ Abrams should direct Star Wars!
It's hilarious how Disney Star Wars totally exposed what know nothing retards the RLM crew actually are. I'm honestly surprised they still have the reviews up or at least haven't edited out all the stupid ideas they had that Disney actually did which turned out to be predictably horrible. The RLM Star War reviews are some of the biggest self owns on the internet now.
2 > 1 > 3
When he showed Star Trek '09 side-by-side with the prequels to make a lame point about how dull they were was the lowest point for Stoklasa
Those reviews have fallen heavily off the grid, while the prequels are aging like fine wine. Then again I question how much stock anyone could put in the critique of people who made Space Cop. Exponentially superior movies have been made for less
This guy gets it
lol wtf was this a seen in the sequels?
going down in different ships increases your chances of getting caught by 100%
this isnt really correct
increase your chances of ending up landing very far apart or the opposite side of the planet
a military wouldnt deploy forces that far apart like that
wtf do you mean ball R2 can keep up with a fucking horse?
it was made in the 90s and doesn't have the shitty 2000s feel that the other two prequels have
Erm what "feel" would that be, bro?
Like AVGN eloquently said, he was down two strikes but on his third hit he swung with everything he had, and it showed
the most visually stunning movie ever made
lol alright calm down
The only redeeming part was the podracing scene. Everything else was shit.
muh Darth Maul
Shitty ending to the fight and wasted a potentially good villain.
lack of SOVL
One thing I can't get past is they cut the scene where Quite Gone finds out they're being spied on, so the movie just cuts to him and Anakin suddenly running away for no reason.
Legitimately some of the worst editing I've ever seen in a mainstream blockbuster
Coruscant bounty hunter chase
Kamino battle between ObiWan and Jango in the rain
entire 3rd act on Geonosis
AotC was kino and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
the prequels are aging like fine wine
jfc you guys are retarded
prequels are aging like fine wine
Being less awful than dogshit disney slop doesn't make them any less awful
I have not watched many kinos
But this is one of the worst movies I have ever seen
Podracing is just fucking cool when you're a kid, man. I was obsessed with that shit.
The second one is better because it has more Ewan McGregor.
Liam Neeson was a fucking sleeping pill.
you know this board is a zoomerfied shithole now because they still don't possess the critical thinking to recognize this stale falseflagging bait
Liam Neeson was a fucking sleeping pill.
imagine being this homosexual
name a fun thing Neeson did in Phantom Menace
He deliberately fucked Watto's bet. That's a hilarious thing for a Jedia Master to do.
Only fun in the meme way long after the movie.
Actual watching the movie, the bet is just boring and confusing to watch.
You don’t know what plot holes means, none of those are plot holes.
You insist on yourself.
Actual watching the movie, the bet is just boring and confusing to watch.
I disagree, I always thought it was funny. Maybe you're just dumb
Podracing will always be awesome. Those engine sounds are fucking insane. They are best heard in theaters.
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this essay sums it up perfectly. i think i'd also say it had the best sets and puppets/costumes of the trilogy: i'm not anti-CGI, but it was nice having a real Mos Whatever location. and fully CGI aliens were a groundbreaking new thing, by the second one it was just a given they could have monsters and even 'human' soldiers created in 3D.
plus Duel of the Fates is a 9/10 song, only surpassed by the love theme in Attack of the Clones.
Why was it so much better than the other two?
Darth Maul
i was 12 when Attack of the Clones came out, that seismic charge sound effect was my first spontaneous ejaculation. to this day i've never even had a wet dream (i've had sex dreams, just never came, always thought it was a myth).
you can't recapture that feeling. i think this is what ASMR is, but it'll never compare.
D+ JarJar limited series when
GAS GAS GAS
Those engine sounds are fucking insane
God every single sound in those scenes is iconic. The sound design of TPM is severely underrated, they created so many incredibly iconic sounds for a, what, 8 minute scene?
have you ever seen THX-1138? all the weird 'chatter' of the computers and robots in Star Wars definitely began there. it makes absolutely no sense but it's great.
frimmin on the frim-fram
the other two
I suppose you mean Attack of the Clones and Return of the Jedi?
I have not but it's on my list now.
Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith weren't worse because they were shot digitally in 1080p; it's because they were shot in Australia.