Why didn't you warn me how unbearably boring this is?
Prey
nigga you gay
It's the 2nd best Predator movie
The story revolves around a young Comanche woman, Naru,
Second best is Predator 2.
For me it’s Predators
This. i liked Prey but it's probably tied for third with Predators
This is the shortest one, how did you get bored?
Predators hunt autism
It was cool but honestly predators need new cool weapons, their arsenal start to get stale
This, the original, and Predators are the only movies in the franchise that are good. In b4 Predator 2, yes the concrete jungle is a good setting and the Predator killing the gang leader was cool. One ending scene with an alien skull and a flint lock pistol is the only worthwhile thing out of it.
nah predator 2 is great
This is the shortest one, how did you get bored?
Almost 40 minutes in and nothing has happened yet. The heya hoya setting isn't interesting and the main girl does not inspire sympathy. Cloak shots of the Preddy look like shit by the way.
i miss when the prey actress was spammed everywhere, she was a qt
I wish it followed the native dude instead of the girl
I have never left a movie theater early before but even when I saw this movie plastered drunk it annoyed me. It was a combination of the unfunny humor and literal your mom jokes between this and The Last Jedi that is just puzzling. No one thinks it’s funny. The Predator and what’s happening around it should not be played for laughs. It was like when they had Arnie wear the shaped glasses in T3. You’re just further cutting the nuts off them.
That one of her riding up on a dirt bike and taking off her helmet...
Its basically YA Predator. Thats how bad the writing is.
not sure why you'd watch a predator movie after 2
never forget that the space alien hunter that had a interstellar ship didnt know how its own weapon worked on 2 separate occasions
The predator did dirty to the wolf, he should known that wolves are pack hunters, the honorable thing would be wait for the pack and right all of them
This was explained by the filmmakers. He was less evolved than the original Predator. That's why he walked around like a retard and just took hits for no good reason too
smart enough to operate a spacecraft but cant use a tool?
Dan Trachtenberg casts a young hot girl in another movie
I'm shocked. Shocked. Well, not that shocked.
Mary Sue
muh White Man bad
Liked the setting, though. The one with Adrian Brody was better
i just like amber midthunder is all
Weak bait this
Kinda offtopic but I feel like in the first Predator film the final confrontation is somewhat ruined by the dialogue.
Having Arnold go full Germanic native and use the forest to defeat the technologically superior foe Teutoburg style would have been more thematically effective without him talking with his silly accent.
"Bad idea" or whatever was the line when he tries to hit the Predator with a branch (a semi-comedic line that felt like it was said to the audience) severely undermines the serious tone of that scene.
Even the "what the hell are you" or whatever is unnecessary and detrimental to the tone imo.
It's a sci-fi action movie, not Hamlet.
It's retarded. It's their explanation though.
Also why his gear sucks apparently.
Couldn't just have the Predator go to his armory and pick old style weapons since he was hunting primitive prey
Movie is gay ass maRey sue slop
ACKtually the filmmakers said
Movie is gay ass maRey sue slop
I agree completely.
I just like to illustrate how retarded the filmmakers are
In movie that is trying to make a statement about toxic masculinity, I find it absolutely absurd how the main girls needless pursuit of the Predator is what leads to so many of her tribesmen being killed, all so she can "prove" herself in the exact kind of macho way the movie is demonizing.
filmmakers have to explain things in interviews because they're too retarded to do it in the film they made
cinema
It's really worse than that.
Dutch looked absolutely shell shocked at the end of Predator. Like, yeah, he killed it but it cost him all of his closest friends.
Indian chick didn't seem upset at all that her brother was dead or the other braves at the end of Prey. She looked smug.
MS maRey sue cowered because of the bear but felt empowered when facing the Predator?
What a stupid movie this is!
Okay, now she's successfully wrestled that tribesman. I'm done with this piece of shit. Boring, ugly, multiple instances of white man bad already and Amber Midthunder really puts the Mid in Midthunder too.
Bear is part of nature and nature is good, think about the climate change and emissions.
Predator on the other hand represents patriarchy and all women and male allies must stand defiant against them
The real Predators™ were the friends we met along the way.
Predator is a reasonable guy, he even let her get away when she got caught on the bear trap
I guarantee you no one on Anon Babble encouraged you to watch Prey
She's very hot but an awful awful actress. every scene she has the same confused look on her face
I really hated how she understood his weapon better than him and her trap went off perfectly. Would have been a lot better if the clever trap backfired once the Predator realized she was trying to use his weapons against him. Forced her to improvise.
At this point the Predator is not threatening at all and feels like a complete joke.
heres something that really annoyed me about that movie, the trapper guy that eats the herb she gives him and his body heat is hidden from the predator. you see what the predator see and you can clearly see that it can still see theres a human body there but it has no body heat. ok fine fine. later she eats the herb and what the predator sees a body with no heat standing upright. he just walks right by it. yeah right. how fucking stupid is this thing? corpses dont stand upright.
The plant was retarded. The Predator was retarded.
The filmmakers are retarded.
It's much easier to suspend your disbelief with the mud because Dutch had to hide his body heat and himself.
Gentleman I think you're right, melting ice caps and the resulting released poo gas weakened the Pred making him retarded.
I think it was decent, but the final battle is TERRIBLE
If only she could act.
Movie needed a twist like this it sounds like.
If it was a down syndrome Predator, I would have forgiven everything and applauded the filmmakers for their inclusivity.
The entire thing is terrible! YASS SLAY QWEEN maRey sue, stumbles around like a toddler and things just falls into her lap!
this
OP needs to get some taste
Bait used to be bait
YASS SLAY QWEEN maRey sue
That's clearly not the case, most of the movie, she is just running away while learning about the threat.
MIDthunder
Running away enables you to YASS SLAY QWEEN a.trained Predator
nta but it clearly is. She's a berry picker but wants to be a hunter "just because they say I can't". She's ostensibly a ninja with a hatchet on a rope. She's somehow just as good if not better a fighter than the male hunters. The male hunters laugh at her for suggesting animal droppings are a way to track, even though this is basic tracking knowledge everyone would have known. She defeats multiple men in combat. She takes blows from the Predator that would kill anyone else. She knows the Predators weapons better than he does. The "trap" is supposed to mimic Dutch's trap in the original but in Prey it only works if the Predator just happens to stand in the exact spot and just happens to forget how his weapon works.
Dan is a successful director
Diggnation is back
we eating good, 2010 internet media bros
What. You can't 2x a movie without someone telling you to?
I liked when the Predator beats a Grizzly to death. Fuck Grizzly bears, the niggers of the forests
He beat a grizzly easily but YASSS SLAY QWEEN maRey sue, all 80lbs 5 feet of her, easily tanked his blows.
Niggers of the forest are raccoons dummy.
it's almost like she can use intelligence, unlike the bear
use intelligence and get physical with a being who bodied a 7+ feet tall bear
Weak Bait, Bait is weak!
intelligence
Umm...
Where are the americans on that graph?
i thought you'd have enough sense not to watch that kind of slop
The thing is Millenials simply are unable to write a good movie. That's the sad truth of why everything is a remake or based on a toy or video game. Boomers and gen x all retired and millenials and zoomers literally cannot come up with an original story to save their lives.