I just cannot imagine this series not bombing. Rowling's name has become complete poison...

I just cannot imagine this series not bombing. Rowling's name has become complete poison. Every single thing she's had a hand in since she went full Voldemort has bombed. The only success was that video game, which they repeatedly stressed she had no involvement in, put the character Sirona Ryan which probably made her furious, lets you just barge into whatever bathroom you want without asking because there might be treasure chests in there, just like I do in real life, and the game is honestly so good that it probably would have been a success no matter what IP it tied to. So with that money they went and made a stupid fucking Quidditch game which was an enormous failure so I think all the people who were crying HL didn't have Quidditch were stupid and didn't care about Quidditch so that was actually a very smart move not to include it, so all the money from that game just instantly went up in smoke as if you pointed at it with a wand and shouted "Confringo!"

So that leaves this show. Which they're already pissing off the contrarians who got into HP so they could support the Death Eaters, because they're also the type of people who would be pissed off by the Snape casting, and we've only gotten a few casting announcements so I'm sure he won't be the only one. So they're between a rock and a hard place now, if you support the show, people you don't like will benefit, if you don't support it, other people you don't like will benefit.

Mind you the show itself might be good. Assuming they do one book a season at most, maybe two since the early ones are shorter, I figure what will end up happening is we'll get another adaptation of Sorcerer's Stone and then the show will get canceled and we won't get any more. But that's cool with me because that one was always one of my favorites, very short and self-contained, comfy and whimsical before the plot started getting all dark and dreary. So even if all we get is another kino adaptation of book 1 I'll be very happy indeed.

Please tell me you're a child and not a grown man.

You're not even the intended audience

lmao

Please, if I had kids I'd be showing them Owl House and She-Ra and whatever other cartoons have lesbians and such.

I shan't be watching.

Also I would sneak Sakura Trick in there but I would pretend it was an American show and be like "Alright kids, let me show you some kino from my day, back then this is what all the cool kids liked to watch" and they wouldn't find out it was anime until it was much older but by that point they would have already adopted all the "drippy retro fashion" as kids these days call it.

Harry Potter arrived at the right place and time for the 1990s and 2000s, leading into 2011. A lot of fans don't really count the spinoff Fantastic Beasts movies, but the main series might have taken on very similar tones had it continued well into the 2010s.

People who say shit like these have to be subhuman niggers right? Just because it's a kids show doesn't mean no adult would be watching it or that anyone who has opinions on the obvious rage bait is a racist.
You are the reason these corpos get away with making normie slop without repercussions, just because it has black people now doesn't automatically make it's existence worthwhile. Go rot in hell.

A lot of fans don't really count the spinoff Fantastic Beasts movies

They should as they were kino. Mostly because of the atmosphere and general world-building in spite of the Dumbledore plot tumors.

It will work better than LOTR series. People want more, like the computer game.

Weird how you can call me a nigger in these marketing threads while a kike mod sits here protecting it

Rowling's name has become complete poison.

Only to terminally online trannies who are an absurdly tiny minority. Their actual mistake was casting a nigger Snape, that's going to drive away a ton of the female audience who for some reason have the hots for the actual character.

The Fantastic Beasts movies were straight up aids. You have horrible taste.

why is Snape black?
what the fuck?

Worse, Dumbledore is an American.

They'll have a cat for Lupin.

She's only going to get more unhinged and a bigger liability. At least there's an internal logic about chudding out on trannies, but what the fuck did the people who don't feel like fucking do to her?

She's only going to get more unhinged and a bigger liability.

Except the majority agrees with her. You lost the culture war.

John Lithgow is 78. HBO only cranks out one season every two years now, which will mean he'll be 92 when the series finishes.

The pendulum is already swinging so hard to the opposite direction that you'll be sucking transgirl cock within five years

no Rik Mayall as Peeves

can i simply just wander around a 3D virtual Hogwarts? don't care about duels or potion mixing mini games or any of that. if there was some kind of free-roam mode (even with some cheat, like /godmode) that would be enough for me.

i get why people are against open world games, but then i also hear people praise Assassin’s Creed games because they just recreate some ancient city to explore. hell if someone just made a moving Hogwarts map in the Half-Life 2 engine and deleted all guns, i'd explore the shit out of that.

what makes it bad?

Jared Harris would be the most based recast possible, but if the series goes on long enough they could also use Jude Law who would probably be bald enough by that point to play old Dumbledore.

They are looking to spend around $2 billion for the entire series, $300 million per season, given that most of the cast will be non names, it has the potential for truly great production value

The castle itself is dull as fuck. There are no secrets to be found, no inanimate objects that attack you, no whimsy of any kind or fun to be had. I'm 100% serious when I say that the old PS2 Potter games had a better Hogwarts.

No, no. It's gotta be an American, preferably a meme actor. This is about maximum disrespect.

In theory that sounds great, but Rings of Power did the same thing, huge budget with a lot of no-name actors, and yet it still looks genuinely awful at times. I don't understand why CGI costs so much only to look like garbage but that seems to be how it is.

I think the lesson to be learned from Hogwarts Legacy is that no matter how hard you try to memory hole Harry Potter because of your outrage at JK Rowling, you can't stop it from selling. HL got no accolades and wasn't mentioned at The Game Awards once despite being the bestselling game of the year.

People will watch the Harry Potter show. I won't, but I and Anon Babble are not the target demographic. Besides, the people getting obsessed with Harry Potter now aren't even bookfags, it's gen z girls with millennial boyfriends who show them the movies because they have a microcosm of nostalgia for them growing up. The gen alphas born around 2016 and later will age right into watching this new Harry Potter series as their latest ipad babysitter. HBO is in it for the long haul- 7 seasons, 7 years. They're going to make a new generation of Harry Potter fans, and they're gonna grow up with it and the actors and not care whether the movies or book are better.

all right yeah that sucks then. i'd want hidden passages and stuff. puzzles to find secret areas.

i hate that games are obsessed with dialogue and telling stories. and even if they do have dialogue/characters: make it like those pervert dating sims. maybe not actually porn since it's Harry Potter and they're teenagers, just some soft 'forming friendships/making enemies' thing with different students. more in line with The Sims than say, Elder Scrolls.

people might watch the first season out of interest, but hogwarts legacy was at least mediocre
the fact that harry potter succeeded with kids 20 years ago does not mean a remake would succeed with a new generation today. And even most good tv shows don't make it 7 seasons nowadays, I think there's good odds it fails by season 5.

The issue with rop is inexperienced showrunners and production team + the retardation of the previous head, salke, who was against "old stuff"

HBO has been producing for a long time, they have teams with technical expertise on hand, they have a ready made set in their studio in leavesden and the institutional memory of anyone who was associated with making the movies is available to them without effort

Completely different scenarios

Why did you delete and ban this post saying nigger archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/210225442/#210225579
but leave up the ones ITT? It's not because this is a genuine marketing thread right? The jew is spamming his nazi ares trannies threads, the shota thread is still up, but you're in here only protecting your pedophile comrades and marketers

That tranny play will never be performed because no woman wants to work for you. Get fucked.

play persona

which one do i play? they're all separate stories, right?

Pierce Brosnan wants the job. I think he'd do well.

what's the obsession with making Dumbledore Irish?

none of the characters should be played by Americans, tbf.

Yeah, he probably would. But I've never watched any Harry Potter movies and I'm entertained by the fans complaining about it. So I'd cast Denzel Washington as Dumbledore.

I just cannot imagine this series not bombing. Rowling's name has become complete poison. Every single thing she's had a hand in since she went full Voldemort has bombed. The only success was that video game, which they repeatedly stressed she had no involvement in, put the character Sirona Ryan which probably made her furious, lets you just barge into whatever bathroom you want without asking because there might be treasure chests in there, just like I do in real life, and the game is honestly so good that it probably would have been a success no matter what IP it tied to. So with that money they went and made a stupid fucking Quidditch game which was an enormous failure so I think all the people who were crying HL didn't have Quidditch were stupid and didn't care about Quidditch so that was actually a very smart move not to include it, so all the money from that game just instantly went up in smoke as if you pointed at it with a wand and shouted "Confringo!"

So that leaves this show. Which they're already pissing off the contrarians who got into HP so they could support the Death Eaters, because they're also the type of people who would be pissed off by the Snape casting, and we've only gotten a few casting announcements so I'm sure he won't be the only one. So they're between a rock and a hard place now, if you support the show, people you don't like will benefit, if you don't support it, other people you don't like will benefit

Mind you the show itself might be good. Assuming they do one book a season at most, maybe two since the early ones are shorter, I figure what will end up happening is we'll get another adaptation of Sorcerer's Stone and then the show will get canceled and we won't get any more. But that's cool with me because that one was always one of my favorites, very short and self-contained, comfy and whimsical before the plot started getting all dark and dreary. So even if all we get is another kino adaptation of book 1 I'll be very happy indeed

I don't know if he'd have the accent down, but he could pull off the presence of a wise old wizard headmaster.

Denzel never does accents, he just uses his normal speaking voice. I think it would be pretty funny.

Ayo what be happening if i mix summa dat powdered root of asphodel with this here infusion of wormwood? You got nuffin huh? Aight. Where you be lookin if I holla at you like, yo, H, where a bezoar at? Shit this lil nigga be wildin. What's the difference from monkshood and wolfbane, muhfuckuh? Yeah. That's what I'm saying, bruh. Fame ain't shit.

. Every single thing she's had a hand in since she went full Voldemort has bombed.

lol what?

John Lithgow as dumbledor may be kino.
But the others? Idk.

Sakura Trick

now that's a blast from the past

zoomers think she's hitler because she thinks men have weiners and women don't

Every single thing she's had a hand in since she went full Voldemort has bombed.

I can't help but wonder if she doesn't write books under other pseudonyms than Robert Galbraith, as even though it came out pretty quick that it was her, that still has insulated her from her shitty online reputation.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if she isn't really behind one of those fantasy romance series that droves of wimmins are flicking their beans to of late.

she went full Voldemort

Qrd?

She's busy writing the third book of her beloved "Kingkiller Chronicle" series under the pseudonym "Patrick Rothfuss."

Do you ever wish you were a lesbian?

for me it's that she was snaky about it. we really shouldn't pay any attention to Twitter, but i gave her the benefit of the doubt when she 'accidentally' liked some tweet or whatever.

why go out of your way to lie in order to save face, only to state your actual opinions later? either keep quiet or be honest. she's just escalated and it really feels like a middle-aged busybody just being a dick. whether you agree with her not.

Graham Linehan is fascinating but i legitimately think he's mentally unwell. go check his Twitter, right now. he's obsessed. every single transgender person could be a serial killer and it would be strange as hell.

He was also gay in this movie, which means he'd be a great Dumbledore.

She-Ra had an interesting setting but the writing was so weird. like despite having full-on baddies and modern kids' series being able to get away with killing and whatnot, everyone was just strangely 'nice'.

there was some clumsy pirate type guy who should have been a Han Solo type, but they just wrote him to be an oaf and then that was that. it's a cartoon, for kids, just have these characters for fuck's sake. Wheeler from Captain Planet, Brock from Pokemon. i know that's 'problematic' now.

but that is factual. also she won some UK supreme court case so now all references to women in the law mean women and not troons and it made pedro pascal, who is the grand son of a communist dictator, seethe
don't call them people and she is based. all trannies are sexual predators

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=bI4JtZKPOfU
This should sum it up

She's a transphobe

also she won some UK supreme court case so now all references to women in the law mean women and not troons and it made pedro pascal, who is the grand son of a communist dictator, seethe

I didn't realize she was that based. From now on I'll stop making fun of millennials for still being obsessed with HP

aren't we all?
not watching some dude who jerks off to horse porn, but that thumb nail makes her look based

nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-pop-culture/pedro-pascal-jk-rowling-transgender-harry-potter-rcna202801