I dont wipe

Eat enough fiber and you dont need to wipe.
If you ever wondered how everyone else seems to be way faster in the toilet, its fiber

you just have to push your finger into the hiney hole through your underwear if you get an itch

I bought pic rel and life has been easy mode.

fuck

government shill post

Have you ever tried sticking it in haha

bonked (opposite of plonked)

i don't floss

Shitting in the shower is supreme. I squat under warm flowing water, poop into my hand, underhand toss the poop into the toilet, and then wash myself off. No toilet paper needed.
If you're going to break a leg, where better than a hospital? If you're going to get dirty, where better than the shower?

Did you install it yourself or did you have to hire a plumber?

It's people like you that cause such outrageous rents.

comes back from da batchroom

Hey

looks at table

picks up the sheets of TP on the table

Who didn't wipe??

They are getting sick dude lmao

Yeah, bidets are based as fuck. I envy the japanese fuckers so much, 3 weeks that I've been there was the first time in my life when I didn't give a fuck about taking a shit at home/hotel and just went about my day, completely unbothered. If I ever felt like taking a shit I just found the nearest public toilet and it was both great and with a bidet.

Literally nobody does.

We are all very happy to deal with your smelly ball sweat covered hands because you are too inept to put your hands under a sink for 10 seconds.

no just give it a sec someone is going to start virtue signaling about how important it is to floss

same

I will look into that
Plumber, I'm not a very good handyman. But it took him maybe 15 minutes tops. Everything under the sink was in good shape, so it was just a matter of hooking up the T-valve and tightening a couple fittings.
This. Nips make zero sense to me because they have these clean, perfect little public toilets and yet nobody wants to fuck in them

I am not a violent chud but if I could eliminate one group of people, it would be those that don't practice basic hygiene. It wouldn't even be immoral because you are filthy non-sapient animals.

I don't need to wipe.

taking care of your body is...LE BAD!!!!!!

you are brown

I havent been to a dentist in 10 years but no cavities because I use a water flosser

hey this mr orange guy seems way better than these other gangsters

almost like he's been to a police academy or something

go to one dentist, he drives a bmw

you have two cavities

go to another dentist, he drives a Corolla

you have no cavities

Which one should I trust?

SHIGGY DIGGY DOO

I have three expensive operations I need done Mr Goldstein...really...?

I dont like 'ike on my hands.

Huh? How do you get shit on your hands when you wipe?

That’s my point. Who polices dentists? How do I prove malfeasance? They’re the real criminals

i'll tell you who not to trust: the person that makes up fictitious scenarios to seethe over, aka (You)

dentists are criminals and scammers!!!!!!!!!!!

t.

and as if by magic the dentistry shills arrive

It pleases me that you spend your working lives deeply breathing other people’s foul breath. Suicide: consider it

only brush 3-4 times a week

no mouthwash

no flossing

drink a bottle of Mountain Dew Voltage almost everyday

no cavities

Gums are a little sensitive though.

cancer rates skyrocket mysteriously

when you guys are at the gym, and you can pull your gym shorts down to pee in the urinal and pull them back up, all without ever touching yourself or anything in the restroom (there's no door), how do you avoid judgmental looks from the naked old men by just walking out without washing your hands?
should i explain to them how i havent touched myself?

you said it sister! fuck taking care of your teeth and sheeeit! all that shit about how important your oral health being important to rest of your body's overall health? all lies perpetrated by the evil ADA cabal that just wants to make money off your 2 mandatory cleanings/year! wake up sheeple!!

he seems happy

Just wash your hands dude. I guarantee your hands are still grimy from touching all the gym equipment.

Shouldn’t you be face deep in someone’s stinky mouth?

showing a bunch of homeless drug addicts as some kind of gotcha

i shower when i get home and wipe down all equipment before and after use

Yup this is why I never touch bathroom handles with my hands when leaving and make sure I always use tissue.

I know your types are out there.
Thank goodness for hand sanitizer.

I brush once every few months and didn't go to the dentist for 12 years (from 18 to 30). A lot of tartar buildup when I did go, and the dentist told me no cavities. Then the hygienist said I had one that the dentist missed that I needed filled. I think that might have been a scam, but the point is that all this "dental hygiene" shit is nonsense. Just avoid refined sugars. No soda, no "coffee" that's really 70% creamer. Just pure, good water and healthy meals with lots of roughage.

the goyim don’t know about the caries vaccine. instead they will buy my bleach teeth whiteners and lobotomize themselves with fluoride like good cattle.

this is true but only for americans
Its part of the american culture to walk with shit stains.

Even if I were to piss completely handsfree my hands would still feel dirty and I would wash them. I think you should kill yourself.

I do, because a girl who was very interested in me refused to keep kissing me, saying my breath smelled bad and she was right, since at the time I only brushed my teeth about once every two days

That's only if you're a cutfag though.

Im from india btw benchod bastard nloody do not redeem the card googigoogi rape rape rape brap

others should be performative to accommodate my mental illness

Washing your hands periodically throughout the day because we touch a lot of bacteria-infested bullshit is mental illness

Just kill yourself.

What's the point in wasting toilet paper if my ass is just going to get dirty 3 hours later?

that's a jeet your talking too

he changes the argument to deflect from the fact his hands feel dirty even when he objectively touches nothing with him while peeing handsfree

You're wiping down even the pins used to control how much weight you're using?
You're wiping down every single dumbbell you handle?

AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS

sing a different tune obsessed faggot

yes, don't bother me at the gym, im more jacked and autistic than 99% of the people there

touched a nerve for you i see kek

Your hands are dirty because of everything you touch in between bathroom trips.