J.J. Abrams should have directed the prequels, and George Lucas should have directed people to their seats in the theatre.
J.J. Abrams should have directed the prequels...
rich white males bad
wym they are jewish? what are you? an antisemite
JJ Abrams should have gone DIRECTly to Auschwitz, and George Lucas should have been DIRECTing the train that took him there
I hope George Lucas never took any of their criticisms to heart. The best these fags could come up with on their own was "Space Cop"
What a dumb ass
You do realize that Lucas is lefty as well?
nigga this isn't pol i don't give a fuck what his views are
abrams is a hack cunt that movie was garbage
to be fair
Absolutely this. And it's not too god damn late to start.
The viet cong rescued Cambodia after the US and China let loose pol pot on the population.
They should have given away tickets for free then they may have gotten suckers to watch star wars bullshit. They may have gotten those suckers to stand in line and make a buzz.
the sequels being shit doesn't make the prequels good
kill all prequelfags
kill all sequelfags
kill all star wars fags
Not against people liking the OT and the prequels, but let's not pretend that Lucas is some sort of right-wing champion.
well he's not hitler but he did manage to make a modern epic and likely the cultural high point of classic American cinema
whereas JJ Abrams is a greasy haired rat who schmoozed and sucked his way up the ranks to direct gay slop for fags and millenial women to bray to each other about
Lucas is better than Abrams, I'll give you that
He’s married to a black women he’s like the typical racist here
no wonder zoomers like his movies
let's not pretend that Lucas is some sort of right-wing champion.
he is a right-wing champion purely by being a straight white man that managed to leave his mark on the world. what he says in interviews doesn't matter, he's just a product of his time. what matters is that he is a white man who had a vision and made it a reality. femoids, brownoids and kikes will do anything they can to despoil it, but they will lose, and it will stand the test of time. that's inspirational for white men everywhere.
Truly an inspiration for us all
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The Viet Cong were right. All farmers that fight ameriburger terrorists for ZOG are right. Always have been. There is nothing jewish child raping satanists fear more than a pitchfork and a sheave of wheat.
Correct. Death to the terrorist state of the mid satan.
Who said he was? He doesn't appear to be a jewish dick sucking obvious closeted homosexual to me, so he's clearly not a "conservative".
i understand star wars, directing, story telling, writing and acting better than one of the most influential filmmakers of all time
btw my main contribution to the movie industry is space cop
True Fact: George Lucas is the ONLY PERSON IN HISTORY to become a billionaire based on talent and good quality work, rather than scams and crime. Even J.K. Rowling just plagiarized other people's work.
watch the plinket prequel reviews
wow, with the way these guys take a shit on george lucas, they must know a lot about cinema
years later they try talking about The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
realize RLM knows fuck-all about anything outside pop-culture popcorn flicks, and that they are as vapid and vacant as the people they make fun of in The Nerd Crew
Best thing I ever did was stop paying attention to these morons.
He was right. Any JJ Abrams movie looks better than the prequels.
Neither JJ nor Lucas should've written them, tho.
You're clearly fucking retarded, so your "opinion" is worth nothing.
riding horses on top of a star destroyer
this should have never made it through production, no matter who wrote or directed it. the only explanation for this shit is jew jew abrams wanting to sacrifice star wars to harvest it's life energy.
Completely self made too. Lucasfilm was an independent studio set up and owned by Lucas releasing some huge movies, not to mention all the technical innovations and advances in special effects.
On top of that I think he's a truly good man in his heart. Some assholes don't like that-- such as the envious, deranged, and brainrotted Mike Stoklasa.
Thing is, Lucas only makes popcorn flicks.
H A C K F R A U D S
His brother managed to get him into the movie playing himself
Fucking nepo baby.
Labyrinth is one of Lucas's top contributing works.
This line deeply wounded this Indian rat so much, he's still crying about it 12 years later and making daily threads.
Based Mike.
Will they show what they did with Jessi's body?
Why do they think it's interesting to keep including a segment about getting bitched out by strangers whenever they go to the cinemas? It's girl shit, both of them are men just tell them to shut up.
what has JJ been up to since the that star wars movie sucked ass?
mike is very shy and is blaming his insecurities on the cinema
mike is very shy
Considering he spent most of his life staring at a screen, that makes sense
Probably the only wrong thing that Mike has ever said.
Mostly fair.
Lucas could write, but needs a co-writer who can challenge him.
GEORGE WON
Mike doesn't understand Palpy's plan in TPM and unironically believes it's about signing some blockade papers
he thinks the movie fails because kids don't like the politics scenes (he forgets millions of kids loved TPM, and that a kid's mind entertained during those scenes both with the spectacle of the giant room with the floating podiums and Jar Jar)
he gets his irl friends to parrot his identical opinions and pretended they were the opinions of “real people off the street”
compares Han Solo with Qui-Gonn with one of the rules being "you cannot talk about their physical appearance"
bottom left chick describes Han as "dashing" which is based on his physical appearance
they cannot come up with anything to say about Qui-Gonn: about him being the father figure Anakin should've had, about him being a play on the "wise old sage" trope on purpose, an antithesis if you will of Ben Kenobi to show the kind of person the Jedi of his era *could* be if they weren't blinded to the truths and menaces around them, his matter-of-fact attitude towards the teachings of Obi-Wan and his dealing with the Council, how he could've sit on it but decided not to because he didn't agree with their more holistic views, how he wasn't against "getting his hands dirty" what with gambling and using the Force for it to get the results he wanted, etc. ...so this universally means he's a flat character
believes the new ligthsaber duels don't tell a story because he's blinded by the nostalgia of two grandpas slowly hitting their glowing sticks back in the 70s when Duel of the Fates and Battle of the Heroes sit in the Top 3 duels in the entire franchise
all of the above intercut with (((((jokes))))) about kidnapping and raping hookers
George won
THEY RIDE NOW?!
THEY RIDE NOW
Nah, he's pretty consistent when it comes to terrible movie recommendations.
I notice he has let it slip a few times lately that he doesn't even like OT Star Wars, that he only liked Star Trek. Mike is a walking talking example of Dunning–Kruger. I'm glad Nerdonymous gaped his ass.
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RLM mindbroke you
Idk who that is but he looks like the infamous pizza predator on Chris Hansen
compares Han Solo with Qui-Gonn with one of the rules being "you cannot talk about their physical appearance"
Some fitting one-word descriptors for Qui-Gon include renegade, wise, and cunning. That segment was a farce as you've implied.
Kek
only 2 shots without any greenscreen
Even Mike realizes how badly this aged and is starting to walk it back by saying he wanted JJ to "direct" Star Wars not "write" it, as if his dog shit lens flair directing is any better than his writing. But I guess to an auteur like the director of Space Cop, JJ must seem like Orson Welles.
Then you've got LucasArts too. Not only did he create pure kino, but ludo as well.
Yeah, Lucas was too lazy to film on location at a real underwater city
Any JJ Abrams movie looks better than the prequels.
LOL NO
RotS is making money 20 years later. The amount of seethe from sequelfags is so delicious.
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It also provides an excellent counterpoint to the claims of him being some sort of maniacal micromanager. He recognized he wasn't too familiar with videogames, stepped back, let the team take the reigns, and stopped in every now and again in a more advisory capacity, just to give suggestions on things that applied morro to canon than actual gameplay or details like that
I notice he has let it slip a few times lately that he doesn't even like OT Star Wars
Sorce?
And even then, he doesn't even like 'that much' Star Trek. Like he never ever brings up DS9 or Voyager or Enterprise, it's just specifically TNG (minus half the S1 episodes) and some epiodes of TOS/TMP. Him and Rich don't seem to care about anything else scifi in general either: no Babylon 5 or Starfate or Firefly or Farscape, it's like they're trapped inside their nostalgia of watching Picard and Data suck each other's cocks in the 90s.
he sold to Disney, he turned to the dark side
2025
ROTS is now the highest grossing rerelease of the century
JJ Abrams is a greasy haired rat who schmoozed and sucked his way up the ranks
He said on Dinner for Five that his family were friends with a film executive from their synagogue and when he wrote Regarding Henry in college she pushed Paramount hard to option it, which they then did and paid JJ 1 million dollars for, and flew him out from his college to meet Harrison Ford in LA.
Rich Evans should be played by a fat bloated 90 year old Jack Nicholson
Cool it with the antisemitism
They are always complaining about all the eating, fighting, phone talking, heavy breathing, etc. when they go to the theater. I've never seen any of that shit when I go to the movies, the theater is always so quiet you could hear a pin drop. The common denominator with all this eating and fat breathing is Mike himself.
Picard and Data suck each other's cocks in the 90s.
That's exactly what Mike and Rich were doing in the 2000's
If this came out today and was directed by some Jew, Mike would be as excited about it as he was for Force Awakens.
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One of their Nu Trek review videos where he said he is starting to understand how Star Wars fans feel now. I think it was his apology video where he gave a half-assed apology for calling Star Wars fans "incesl" for not liking The Acolyte, and said how can they be upset about The Acolyte when there are kids starving in Africa or some shit, and then got a backlash when his own viewers pointed out how he constantly bitches about Nu trek sucking.
Not what Dunning Kruger is.
said how can they be upset about The Acolyte when there are kids starving in Africa
says people can't criticize a TV show on a show about criticizing TV shows and movies
holy shit lmao
Has never seen Space Cop
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jj Abram’s gets away with everything whilst Muslims die screaming daily
Where is Allah?