Have you ever met a celebrity?

have you ever met a celebrity?

fakest smiles I've ever seen

what's wrong ith tom's nose?

Closest was standing in line for ice cream behind a gorgeous local news featurette reporter. We ended up falling in love and having several kids and retired several years ago...

...in my mind in the minute and a half I was behind her.

why are they so ugly?

get famous just for being a woman who watches movies

I hate this planet

why are you gay?

why are your standards low?

yes, males are expendable trash and women have infinite value just by existing, at least be thankful society isn't sending you to die like it has to 1 billion men

they are cute mids. perfect for marriage

she finally watched JFK and got red-pilled

My grandmother once served Sean Penn in a restaurant in 2005. She didn't know who he was

I "met" William Dafoe at an airport back in high school. He was just sitting there alone. I told my classmates about him and they all took pictures with him, every one except me, because I was such a sperg that I couldn't accept the idea of a picture of me being taken at the time

hollywood prostitutes are good for marriage because when they're ugly

Normgroid logic.

failing to account for civilian casualties

my 3 are ye, mel and brad.

mel gibson actually has aura, it was staring into the sun

brad pitt smells insanely good

kanye west is def surfs Anon Babble

most of which were men because women flee and/or spread legs and pay for freedom with gashcoin, gascoigne

Cassie got completely mogged by Carly

brad pitt smells insanely good

like what?

kanye west is def surfs Anon Babble

makes sense, he's an incestuous cock sucking nazi brown

mel gibson actually has aura, it was staring into the sun

that's not actual aura, lil bub

Tom is just old

I met a couple people from Dazed and Confused. The star Wiley Wiggins was roommates with my friend for about a year about 20 years ago. And the token black guy Jay was friends with my friends friends about 30 years ago.

I met Stan Lee a few times about 30 years ago and hung out with him once for about 10 minutes while he waited for his cab.

A few others. Lots of musicians and some sports and state politicians. My cousin married the 2nd singer of Skid Row

lavender

he just an abused autist my guy

ok then, the man had gravitas

My cousin married the 2nd singer of Skid Row

lavender

so just like frank sinatra

What's so funny? At least it wasn't the 3rd singer.

And everyone says I knew David Gordon Green who went to high school with us I think they're mistaken. I knew the guy who did his music David Wingo

I didn't meet too many artists surprisingly. I got Jim Lee's autograph about 40 years ago. And we used to hang out with Shannon Wheeler the guy who made Too Much Coffee Man. As in we'd beg him to come to our hotel room and party with us.

Was a limo driver for a spell around the Chicago area and also lived in LA where I was a bartender around West Hollywood, Burbank and Eagle Rock. So I've seen and talked with a few. For limo work it was mainly musicians who fly in for festivals and major tours have riders where they have a limo on call in case they want to move around the city before the show. A few of my bartender friends actually hooked up with some mid level actresses and actors, but I was too busy being faithful to a crazy woman who cheated on me constantly and later left me.

I slept with Amy Seimetz last Christmas ama

What's so funny?

does she have a tight pussy

why do people consider tom cruise attractive his nose is so big

AI image. Look at his belt.

did she give you the girlfriend experience?

youtube.com/watch?v=fmBEnR2cge8

The star of Upstream Color? You just slept with her once?

Mel Gibson seems like a nice guy

thats not a belt retard

I had a flat tire on the side of the road and he pulled over to help me, held a flashlight for me.

The adrenachrome stare

Dog the Bounty Hunter and ICP

That's the leash that prevents him from having an erection. Only low level rape grunts like Masterson get to keep the t.

How badly was he divorce raped that he has to do fan conventions?

Back in college, some older milf started rubbing my arm at a bar after a convention. She complimented my Boba Fett T-shirt. My friends said later she was a cult favorite horror actress from the '80s. Older, but attractive. I think she does that alot at conventions. I'm not really into picking up girls at bars so I didn't do anything. I've told this story before, that's my closest encounter ever with a famous person.

I sold some firewood to Aaron Paul one time back when I worked at the local grocery store.

He's an asshole.

do you think she is fucking Cassie's husband?

Yes, but I have a girthy hog.

Yes, but I didn't have to pay, so it was more like a summer romance.

Yes, her. I slept with her a few times over that holiday season. She was visiting family to whom I'm a neighbor.

She complimented my Boba Fett T-shirt

the what now?

Mel Gibson seems like a nice guy

yeah for a sexist racist homophobe

No they are both married with children and are Mormon and trad

John Rhys-Davies
It was cool. He was very nice. He tickled me and my bros.

He's got great tits

He looks demonic