What am i in for?

what am i in for?

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War.

War never changes.

YOU SMOKE THIS SHIT TO ESCAPE REALITY? I AM REALITY!

I have become....Platoon

Now that the dust has officially settled, is Anon Babble team elias or barnes?

you either become barnes or you though the movie was okay

Those digits

Satan confirms!

Characters smoke weed.
White rabbit starts playing.

We're gonna lose this war

Based

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for me it's O'Neill

He’s a coward though

meh, he showed up, that's like 50% of the job

poorly written dialogue

Didn’t he accidentally frag one of his own though

You watch capeshit and you’re trans

I don't think so, but I don't really recall

A lot of homosexual themes like Depp's character blowing Elias in the beginning. One character embodying "total war", another conducting war with more civility with both being a valid critique of the other.

Gay sex.

nigga none of those things happened

The US could have nuked vietnam russia china north korea etc out of existence many decades ago but they still chose not to

adagio for strings played at max volume 100 times

A ridiculous work of historical fiction. An engaging but at some times laughable film.

have any of you read the novel

Go rewatch the beginning. Elias was getting blown.

Didn't blow Elias when Depp told him to

That gay shit was a bit over the top, but it's cool that he didn't join in.

Name one

he’s checking himself for crotch rot, gay nigga. depp doesn’t go near his penis.

Platoon

Name two

Platoon
Platoon
You didn't say no repeats and I consider the matter closed.

yeah depp was really helping him check his crotch for rot

You need to un-ironically rewatch the movie

No you smartass. I meant name a single time it’s laughable

Yes, he threw the grenade that accidentally blew up Tex’s arm during the first firefight scene.

Barnes

Meh, Tex had it coming

They say that a lot but war does change.

120 minutes of one of the most boring war movies ever.

Get filtered you fucking monkey

What’s happening itt

Yep

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For me, it’s wolfe

Anon Babble is a Barne's board

c'mon chiefarooni i gotta bad feeling about this one

hate these kinds of movies
this war was le bad!!!
was it bad? Then why do you only focus on the grunts and not the people who got us into that mess?

The politicians and journalists. These are real people with names and address and family members who got filthy rich. If the war was so horrible, why not tell the other side of the story instead of focusing on the 'atrocities' the soldiers committed? The message is always, 'golly gosh! It's so complicated!!!! Who even knows why we're here! Don't worry your pretty little head about that. Here, enjoy this movie where we portray your most courageous middle and lower class patriotic citizens as bloodthirsty monsters'

Barnes said this. He was right about everything.

wtf i love Anon Babble now

Yes, you do. Elias is getting blown by Depp in the first scene. There's other homo-erotic shit with Elias throughout the movie. Shotgun sucking?

ok gayass nigga post a screencap of the scene and i’ll believe you

This is a blue board

It's complicated. Elias is clearly in the moral right, but can the moral right fight and win the war, would you even want the moral right fighting next to you when you could have a guy that is a no-fucks-given killing machine saving your life?

Elias is clearly in the moral righ

you didn’t watch the film

You didn't understand it. Elias is the moral right, but he's not in a moral setting. Do we still fight in the moral right, or do we give in and fight like amoral Barnes?

Being morally right means being a pothead hippy faggot snitch

Low iq bait

I don’t know how to tell you this but this doesn’t prove anything

See

Yes anon, straight dudes just watch eachother jerking off

That’s your gay fan fiction. Read the script instead of making shit up.

those red dots

fuck off

Uh, schizophrenia?

umm okay on film it’s incredibly homosexual but uhh what does the script say?

it doesn’t say anything gay. Now here’s a scene of guys sucking smoke out of a shirtless zesty Willem Dafoe’s shotgun with absolutely no implication whatsoever

You’re still making shit up. Elias is checking for crotch rot and Lerner walks up to him and then leaves. No cock sucking takes place.

Completely different scene

That’s the point retard. It’s multiple homo scenes

elias was a homo hippie and barnes did the right thing by getting rid of him. what’s the issue here?

You’re switching scenes cause the one you keep mentioning never happened kek

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This is simply some of the most famous footage from the Vietnam war. I don't know when it became popular however, but Oliver Stone is something of a subject matter expert. It's not gay at all sorry.

wasnt the whole thing about 'nam how it was totally different from ww2

Seventh seal opening? idk

Barnes said this.

This is now the new "Caspere knew this."
START DOING THIS, Anon Babble!

Uh. Based?

Correct, over.

it's fine. it's not aged well because most of the tropes and story beats have become major cliches after it came out, so it's completely beaten to death. you know everything that's going to happen within 5 minutes and there are no surprises.

Stop being an autistic retard

I'm just saying it as it is. Stephen King also suffers from this in his books/films.

All barnes posters are instantly based and my frens

(You)