Which of his books best deserves to be turned into a movie

Which of his books best deserves to be turned into a movie

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The Waste Lands

Just start it with no opening explanation or backstory and cast actors who fit the physical descriptions in the book.

Dream catcher was already the perfect movie

Kino book

His books are shit and only the Shining is good because Kubrick is a beyond fantastic director who threw out chunks of the book and King hated the movie.

I was so fucking confused as a kid watching that

The fever dream of a madman

I actually loved this movie

The Gunslinger

Really surprised they haven't rebooted The Running Man yet

They are. They got that dyke from the KStew lesbian movie in it.

What was the point of the orgy scene in It

Does this guy have some story about werewolfs? Never read one of his books

Rereading some of his stuff. I forgot how much he rambles.

not a bad idea. i'd kill to see a good adaptation of the Lud sequence, specifically the part where jake and roland are on the motorized elevator ascending through the endless layers of machinery and computers beneath the city. also the sequence where they finally exit the city riding Blaine and they see the wastelands for the first time. you could have sequences from drawing of the three as flashbacks if you need to pad the runtime a bit. i'd really like a faithful adaptation of the first book though, with Walton Goggins playing the man in black. the atmosphere is so desolate and interesting in that one. not sure who would play Roland, though

An actually good adaptation of The Gunslinger

Thanks, gonna check it

Absolute fucking kino. Silver Bullet is unironically one of the greatest movies ever made.

it's entertaining in a cheesy way. It has Gary Busey in it

it was symbolic of their lost innocence. facing off with the clown forced them to grow up fast and leave their childhood behind. they went into the sewers as kids, faced and conquered their fears, and emerged as adults.

eyes of the dragon

I was also going to say that they should do the gunslinger, and kind of try to make it a bit like the road

Well fuck me and call me a faggot

Sitting here trying to figure out why Graham Hancock looks so weird.

What's wrong with his face?

Tommy Knockers

They are, and nothing will be better than the movie that was already made.

The reverend is the werewolf

Seething trumpanzee

rent free

I love the book, and I enjoy the moobie, but the dildo aliens were a bit much, imo.

i have been waiting ages for hollywood to adapt the long walk, all you need is an ensemble cast of hollywood teen boy hearthrobs and we get to see them get shot or walk themselves to death

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They fucking greenlit this moob a few months before COVID too. Smh.

I am highly recommending a huge dose of antipsychotic medication

The Jaunt

Well yeah it was basically perfect which is why I'm surprised soulless jewish claws haven't ripped it to shreds and raped it yet

hunting rifle and an AR when it was a shotgun and a hipoint carbine

Ai is fucking gay

I think it's future copycats and what they would likely have access to

They should reboot the dark tower films.

"There are more worlds than these"

"Future copycats" aren't running a 1980s CAR 15.