Amazon Tomb Raider series from Phoebe Waller-Bridge reportedly "dead"

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Amazon Tomb Raider series from Phoebe Waller-Bridge reportedly "dead"

The Tomb Raider TV series from Amazon and Phoebe Waller-Bridge, set to star Game of Thrones' Sophie Turner, looks to no longer be happening.

According to Daily Mail sources, the project is - much like many animals and people that Lara Croft crosses paths with - "dead".

The Mail's report comes after Jennifer Salke announced she was stepping down as head of Amazon MGM Studios after seven years. Salke was a driving force behind getting Phoebe Waller-Bridge on board with Amazon.

According to an interview with Puck, and reported by Screen Rant, Waller-Bridge is yet to even produce a script for the Tomb Raider series.

"Tomb Raider, which Waller-Bridge has been working on and which Salke was personally overseeing after announcing a series pickup last May, has now gone through two writers rooms and tens of millions of dollars in development costs," reads the report.

Thank fuck

in the end, she couldn't bridge the wall. her womb raided by a career, all for nothing

"Tomb Raider, which Waller-Bridge has been working on and which Salke was personally overseeing after announcing a series pickup last May, has now gone through two writers rooms and tens of millions of dollars in development costs," reads the report.

It would be so much easier if they'd just acknowledge that nobody wants a bitchy woke middle-aged Lara Croft.

now what?

Phoebe Waller-Bridge has received $60m from Amazon without making a new show

wokeness always wins

We dodged a bullet, larabros...

TOLD YA. It will be the same with Gerwig's Narnia or, at best, someone else will make it

Ah well

Sophie Turner is hardly middle aged

Thanks fucking god. It's already ruined enough.

Sophie Turner

What atrocious casting

Doin' nothin'
Gettin' paid

Phoebe Waller-Bridge

This was the witch/inbred looking feminazi bitch that killed off the Indiana Jones franchise, for those that don't recall. I had to look her up, I didn't remember her who she was.

30 is the new 20!

is it true part of the $10M was for a patent of a wonder bra that holds them perfectly still during action sequences so men don't get aroused?

They should just shoot every scene from the neck up.

Damn, it feels good to be oppressed,
a real oppressed-ass bitch plays her cards right.

did nothing

won

Brothers… did she just learn to harness the power of chuddha?!

Indiana Jones was already beyond dead, also Phoebe Waller-Bridge was a good in that movie

Thank goodness.

That slag has no charisma and can't act. I'm glad the project is dead.

>According to an interview with Puck, and reported by Screen Rant, Waller-Bridge is yet to even produce a script for the Tomb Raider series.

I think this pisses me off the most because you know they've already paid her at least 6 figures for development of this.
*THIS* is why hollywood is dying. Throwing piles of cash at untalented nepo babies to not even make their shit

Sue that skank Waller for breach of contract. Do it based chad Jeff.

How did she breach any contract?

She's unironically british old-money and the worst type of nepo retard. She didn't have actor parents like any normal nepo twat. She had politicians, lords and bureaucrats with their hands in literally everything. Similar to Cara Delevigne except she never tried to make it as a model

never tried to make it as a model

Well....yeah

By not writing it you stupid fucking faggot simp plebbitor

What term of the contract was breached? Since you're an expert on contracts.

Feeble Walled-Bridge did this out of spite. They tried to bury this (watch what even happens in this thread): she floated the idea of being Lara Croft and that was received very negatively from the overwhelming majority of the public. So in true woman form she seethed, and emotionally slow rolled it for months until it just faded into being a "dead project". I mean the only momentum you even saw on this thing in the last year was announcing the britbong fridge Sophia.

YOU BETTER HAVE A FUCKING SOURCE OR I'M GONNA DOWNVOTE

that's just dumb.
Firstly, it keeps their hilarious failure in the public eye for longer
Secondly, all we know is a script wasn't produced, which could mean anything between her pulling a george martin and it getting bogged down while seeking approval
Thirdly, even if she did just sit on her ass and laugh at amazon being retarded enough to pay her for doing jack shit, the person she was under just got fired for gross mismanagement. With a scapegoat in place it wouldn't be hard to blame everything on her and force a discovery amazon wouldn't want.

ARE YOU EVEN AN EXPERT IN THAT FIELD?

i member there was a an old video of some nude model dressed up like lara croft who was in a bus or something, then got nude. shit was cash

You seem a little mad.

meh

Probably for the best.

Fine use of money

Same happened with JJ Abrams who received 500 million from Warner Bros to develop new movies and shows for them, and never made anything.

Look, if it costs $60m to ensure we don't get a Phoebe Waller-Bridge Tomb Raider show then I think it's money well spent

I got a good Tomb Raider movie for you right here

5'9 is hardly an Amazon

when did this bitch become a slampig?
I swear she was thin the first time I saw her or was it always just angles

her weight fluctuates a lot, but it doesn't tend to show on her face

lol

i swear she fakes or plays up her tourettes
she seems like a grade A psychopath

Phoebe Waller-Bridge has received $60m from Amazon without making a new show

This is literally money laundering. JJ Abrams did the same thing with paramount.

Yeah

literal

I said literally not literal you Pajeet